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a bad bitch from the south.
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i think weed is counteracting with my mental health meds. i need to talk to the day about that. cause bitch no 60mg formed against me shall prosper.
i think i wanna start taking red eye flights to different cities just to have lunch and shop for a day.

i just bought a flight to miami just cause i wanna go to that cuban sandwich place. i don’t know the name but i know how to get there. lmao.
nothing will get you pussy faster than telling someone that you are celibate. which is a boundary issue within itself. but that is a different story for a different day.
this is how i encourage my clients to induce their labor. a vibrator is included in their 3rd trimester boxes.
Orgasms are truly the BEST stress & pain relievers.

Cramps? Orgasm.
Stressed? Orgasm.
No appetite? HARD orgasm.
I mean, it’s the BEST natural cure in my opinion. 🤷🏽‍♀️
who is going to come in contact with other clients and people who pay to be serviced. very inconsiderate.
right. especially if you were going to go anyway. don’t tell us you are sick. that ain’t okay. raw dogging the air and touching everything. lmao.
christiana traveling internationally while sick is pissing me off. girl. why even tell everybody?
the eagles need to fire their offensive coordinator. cause bitch. this is the 3rd game.
those cute baby pages are so strange. why d you have a page will of babies who are not yours with filters and light eyes?

that ain’t weird?
but you know what would heal me?

a croissant from tours les jours. i deserve it.
i have been in the house since friday. i walked my dog but have not extended myself more than that since then.
and i felt guilty at first.
glorifying busyness is the robbery of so many little things.
all blueberries matter.
The truth of the matter is… blueberry breakfast items are superior. Not sorry!
okay so i finally got up and randomly shampooed my carpet, started a load of laundry, and scrubbed my kitchen down. which i didn’t NEED to do any of that but… i dropped a lil splash of apple juice so why not? and… i still haven’t eaten. LMMFAOOOOOO
get up and make breakfast or lay in the warmth of my bed and starve?
and i am fine with that. i’ll just starve. i have a fun size pack of m&ms in my nightstand that will hold me over. 😂😂😂😂