Steve
@stevewhitehill.bsky.social
I like to see the Matthews talk to each other on the timeline. And I like to see the Jameses talk to each other on the timeline. It gives me a contented glow and all is well.
But I get uneasy when the Matthews and Jameses interact. I fear they will join forces, realise their power, and crush us.
But I get uneasy when the Matthews and Jameses interact. I fear they will join forces, realise their power, and crush us.
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I like to see the Matthews talk to each other on the timeline. And I like to see the Jameses talk to each other on the timeline. It gives me a contented glow and all is well.
But I get uneasy when the Matthews and Jameses interact. I fear they will join forces, realise their power, and crush us.
But I get uneasy when the Matthews and Jameses interact. I fear they will join forces, realise their power, and crush us.
Donning my headphones, being Tony Manero. I love this edit lots of spacey swooshes and chirrups. And them congas and/or bongos.
youtu.be/GSUwb6BvKt4?...
youtu.be/GSUwb6BvKt4?...
Crown Heights Affair - You Gave Me Love (Greg Wilson Edit)
YouTube video by Deejay Pjay
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Donning my headphones, being Tony Manero. I love this edit lots of spacey swooshes and chirrups. And them congas and/or bongos.
youtu.be/GSUwb6BvKt4?...
youtu.be/GSUwb6BvKt4?...
Aldi should price match Waitrose. Really fuck things up.
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Aldi should price match Waitrose. Really fuck things up.
Counting sheep but it's watching the OTP codes tick down on Microsoft Authenticator
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Counting sheep but it's watching the OTP codes tick down on Microsoft Authenticator
Tracking my new pants as they travel from Sweden. Now in the air after leaving Denmark. It's like that thing NORAD do for Santa.
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Tracking my new pants as they travel from Sweden. Now in the air after leaving Denmark. It's like that thing NORAD do for Santa.
Sainsbury's was playing music. Adam Faith - Lonely Little Pup (In a Christmas Shop), followed by Billy Joel - My Life. Two up to date bangers. I bought chocolate biscuits.
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sainsbury's was playing music. Adam Faith - Lonely Little Pup (In a Christmas Shop), followed by Billy Joel - My Life. Two up to date bangers. I bought chocolate biscuits.
Datsun Cherry
I'm joining in
I'm joining in
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Datsun Cherry
I'm joining in
I'm joining in
The overflow turkey tent is up in Sainsbury's car park! 🤗 🦃 🍗 🎄🎉
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The overflow turkey tent is up in Sainsbury's car park! 🤗 🦃 🍗 🎄🎉
You know when old cinemas get turned into megachurches, well I want to turn an old church into a megalaunderette. I really like launderettes.
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 AM
You know when old cinemas get turned into megachurches, well I want to turn an old church into a megalaunderette. I really like launderettes.
Teams call at 8am gotta get myself camera ready
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Teams call at 8am gotta get myself camera ready
The phone system at work live transcribes all our calls and AI then does a summary. I just had a 71 word call and the AI summary was 109 words. Cool.
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The phone system at work live transcribes all our calls and AI then does a summary. I just had a 71 word call and the AI summary was 109 words. Cool.
Every morning from now until eternity I wake you by whispering in your ear "it's black friday"
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Every morning from now until eternity I wake you by whispering in your ear "it's black friday"
I've never had a leather jacket but I really want a leather jacket however I am neither young nor a biker. Next stop Turkey teeth and a hair transplant.
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I've never had a leather jacket but I really want a leather jacket however I am neither young nor a biker. Next stop Turkey teeth and a hair transplant.
"Jacket Potato Social" is a work event that has happened (prior to my joining the organisation)
November 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
"Jacket Potato Social" is a work event that has happened (prior to my joining the organisation)
Sources saying Reeves will seize all Nectar points.
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Sources saying Reeves will seize all Nectar points.
I'm about to go out into the public realm and must remember not to talk to myself and definitely no screeching
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm about to go out into the public realm and must remember not to talk to myself and definitely no screeching
If they didn't write that apology letter with a gold glitter pen they missed a trick.
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
If they didn't write that apology letter with a gold glitter pen they missed a trick.
Changing my terms and conditions and will be moving to a 'pay to reject' business model
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Changing my terms and conditions and will be moving to a 'pay to reject' business model
Funerals are quite motivating. I need to:
Swedish Death Clean
Write my will
Make a 'upon the event of my death' document
(I'm not planning to kill myself, just for death when it comes)
Swedish Death Clean
Write my will
Make a 'upon the event of my death' document
(I'm not planning to kill myself, just for death when it comes)
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Funerals are quite motivating. I need to:
Swedish Death Clean
Write my will
Make a 'upon the event of my death' document
(I'm not planning to kill myself, just for death when it comes)
Swedish Death Clean
Write my will
Make a 'upon the event of my death' document
(I'm not planning to kill myself, just for death when it comes)
It's me near a towel
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It's me near a towel
Cosy Sunday evening in front of the heat pump
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Cosy Sunday evening in front of the heat pump
My uncle playing the piano for Reg Varney. Apparently in the film "The Best Pair of Legs in the Business". 1973. Crikey.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My uncle playing the piano for Reg Varney. Apparently in the film "The Best Pair of Legs in the Business". 1973. Crikey.
There's a care worker who comes daily to a neighbour and who isn't a great driver. They always park incredibly badly, have crashed into a wheelie bin, and I had to show them how to do a 3 point turn a while back. But shit just got real. That isn't even their client's house.
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
There's a care worker who comes daily to a neighbour and who isn't a great driver. They always park incredibly badly, have crashed into a wheelie bin, and I had to show them how to do a 3 point turn a while back. But shit just got real. That isn't even their client's house.
Spin class but it's the coin-op jet wash at the Murco against the the countdown timer. Competitive fitness for middle-aged men. Out of town drive-in warehouse, 30 jet washes, big screens. There'd be a league table. Franchise opportunity. Link in bio.
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Spin class but it's the coin-op jet wash at the Murco against the the countdown timer. Competitive fitness for middle-aged men. Out of town drive-in warehouse, 30 jet washes, big screens. There'd be a league table. Franchise opportunity. Link in bio.
Desert Island Discs but browser tabs
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Desert Island Discs but browser tabs