Steven Ortlieb
@stevenortlieb.bsky.social
I guess I need a bio? Cincinnati Reds, Detroit Red Wings, and an unhealthy amount of clinical depression. That encapsulates most of my posts
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Instagram just reminded me of an all-time quote from @joeposnanski.com in his yearly Holiday Draft:
“I love that in a draft literally just labeled as ‘Holiday Villains’, we’ve had ‘communism’, ‘the concept of time’, and ‘the sun’ have all made an appearance. And ‘John Wilkes Booth’!”
“I love that in a draft literally just labeled as ‘Holiday Villains’, we’ve had ‘communism’, ‘the concept of time’, and ‘the sun’ have all made an appearance. And ‘John Wilkes Booth’!”
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Instagram just reminded me of an all-time quote from @joeposnanski.com in his yearly Holiday Draft:
“I love that in a draft literally just labeled as ‘Holiday Villains’, we’ve had ‘communism’, ‘the concept of time’, and ‘the sun’ have all made an appearance. And ‘John Wilkes Booth’!”
“I love that in a draft literally just labeled as ‘Holiday Villains’, we’ve had ‘communism’, ‘the concept of time’, and ‘the sun’ have all made an appearance. And ‘John Wilkes Booth’!”
@mollyknight.bsky.social I literally was stopped dead in my tracks at work with your first pick in the @joeposnanski.com Holiday Draft. Absolutely incredible
Applause Slow GIF
ALT: Applause Slow GIF
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December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
@mollyknight.bsky.social I literally was stopped dead in my tracks at work with your first pick in the @joeposnanski.com Holiday Draft. Absolutely incredible
@profanity.accountant I guess I’m curious
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
@profanity.accountant I guess I’m curious
My boy got food poisoning so I have an extra ticket to @wingedwheelpodcast.com night at the LCA tonight if anyone needs one #LGRW
@ryanhanawwp.bsky.social @bradkrysko.bsky.social @hockeytownevan.bsky.social
@ryanhanawwp.bsky.social @bradkrysko.bsky.social @hockeytownevan.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My boy got food poisoning so I have an extra ticket to @wingedwheelpodcast.com night at the LCA tonight if anyone needs one #LGRW
@ryanhanawwp.bsky.social @bradkrysko.bsky.social @hockeytownevan.bsky.social
@ryanhanawwp.bsky.social @bradkrysko.bsky.social @hockeytownevan.bsky.social
Every year a local brewery teams with a local candy company for a holiday flavor. Every year they knock it out of the park. This year is no different
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every year a local brewery teams with a local candy company for a holiday flavor. Every year they knock it out of the park. This year is no different
Who all is going to @wingedwheelpodcast.com night at the LCA on Saturday? #LGRW
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Who all is going to @wingedwheelpodcast.com night at the LCA on Saturday? #LGRW
Here’s a bunch of media that I consumed in October
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Here’s a bunch of media that I consumed in October
Bill Murray liked evil Mr. Redlegs
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Bill Murray liked evil Mr. Redlegs
A little popcorn. A little peppermint White Russian. MST3K Manos: The Hands of Fate.
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
A little popcorn. A little peppermint White Russian. MST3K Manos: The Hands of Fate.
My wife is currently experiencing a hereunto undiagnosed health issue, one of my best friends texted me that his position at work is being eliminated, my fridge stopped working, my tv remote stopped working, and I got a 12 hr ban from Twitter.
It has been A Day so far
It has been A Day so far
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My wife is currently experiencing a hereunto undiagnosed health issue, one of my best friends texted me that his position at work is being eliminated, my fridge stopped working, my tv remote stopped working, and I got a 12 hr ban from Twitter.
It has been A Day so far
It has been A Day so far
A little popcorn, a little bourbon. Ghostbusters.
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A little popcorn, a little bourbon. Ghostbusters.
The only explanation for the dichotomy of the current Red Wings play and how they were playing before the off day is that we are clearly dealing with some sort of Space Jam situation #LGRW
a group of cartoon bugs are standing in front of a metal box
ALT: a group of cartoon bugs are standing in front of a metal box
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October 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The only explanation for the dichotomy of the current Red Wings play and how they were playing before the off day is that we are clearly dealing with some sort of Space Jam situation #LGRW
Just finished this book. I really appreciated the research put into the book but I was left a bit confused how they kept switching between the stories of H.H. Holmes and the architects building the World’s Fair.
I kept expecting them to merge at some point and they just didn’t #Booksky
I kept expecting them to merge at some point and they just didn’t #Booksky
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just finished this book. I really appreciated the research put into the book but I was left a bit confused how they kept switching between the stories of H.H. Holmes and the architects building the World’s Fair.
I kept expecting them to merge at some point and they just didn’t #Booksky
I kept expecting them to merge at some point and they just didn’t #Booksky
Well goddamn, I’ve been personally attacked in a bar bathroom
September 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Well goddamn, I’ve been personally attacked in a bar bathroom