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Steve Mallam
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Husband, dad and grandpa
Newcastle United (NUFC) home & away
Guitarist (allegedly)
Runner and retired martial artist
He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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You COULD view this is a tribute to my Scottish friends, but really it’s just an excuse for haggis & whisky!
Might struggle to eat it all…🤣
#BurnsNight
January 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Some perfect birthday presents 🤣❤️
January 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Also worth looking at what attendance a properly supported side manages to attract for a third-round match against a lower-league side…👀 #nufc #newbro
January 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Best away fans this season by far - done yourselves proud #nufc #bromley #newbro
January 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Looks like there won’t be a replay of last season’s FA Cup match between #SAFC and #NUFC 😔🤣 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
FA Cup: Sunderland 1-2 Stoke City (AET) - Niall Ennis hits winner in extra time for Potters
Substitute Niall Ennis scores a 112th-minute winner as Stoke City beat Sunderland to reach the fourth round.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Ordered Wednesday and delivered today 😍 - nice to actually have a professional and competent mail-order service! #nufc
January 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Right. Home from work, pizza ordered, beer open - time for the full match replay 🤣🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤 #nufc #arsnew
January 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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A very entertaining evening, and the first time I’ve seen us win at the Emirates. Thanks Arsenal (ps if you tried staying on your feet you might have more luck! 🤿) #nufc #arsnew
January 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Honestly, Arsenal are fucking cheating cunts #nufc #arsnew
January 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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The number of times arsenal players have gone to ground without any contact is ridiculous. And we get nowt. Same old Arsenal, always cheating. #nufc #arsnew
January 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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The number of times arsenal players have gone to ground without any contact is ridiculous. And we get nowt. Same old Arsenal, always cheating. #nufc #arsnew
January 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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For all of you travelling down today, be aware the weather is shite and it’s been snowing all morning (at least, just to the west of London where I am today) so allow plenty of extra time if you can. Definitely big coat weather, even for me! #nufc #arsnew
January 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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I really really (really) dislike Villa, but Ozzy and Randy Rhoads’ Crazy Train is a hell of an entrance song!
January 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Commentary on the Brighton game “if you make contact with the head and don’t get near the ball… then it’s a penalty”. I’m not sure I remember them saying that when Gordon got smashed in the face? #nufc #totnew @bbcmotd.bsky.social
January 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Thomas Tuchel at the Brighton Arsenal match… so he got from Spurs to Brighton faster than we managed to get back to the Dolphin! 🤣 #nufc #totnew #bhaars
January 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Come on MOTD… don’t annoy me…! #nufc #totnew
January 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Who’s that team we call United? #nufc #totnew
January 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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And where’s the yellow for the foul on Willock? Shite #nufc #totnew
January 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Fucking 10? 6 or 7 I could believe but that’s just blatant favouritism. Cheating London bastards #nufc #totnew
January 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Same old Spurs - diving again #nufc #totnew
January 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Now I’m here for the second time, I’ve realised that what I don’t like is that curved end. I guess they’re going for a “yellow wall” but if it was level with the sides all the way along I’d like it much more #nufc #totnew
January 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Come on!!!!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤 #nufc #totnew
January 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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On the road again! #nufc #totnew
January 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Arsenal Away tickets available to download now… Is everybody else’s as garishly bilious green as mine?! 🤣🤮🤣 #nufc
January 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Not sure how clear it was last night but the section I was in was a disgrace - sure it’s previously been a home section, so funnelled through home fans to gate, little separation from them in the game, and held at end. And the steps were lethal! Disgraceful #nufc #munnew
December 31, 2024 at 9:54 AM