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Steve Louise

@stevelouise.bsky.social

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You're lookin at the profile of a master deprecator. Software Engineer, Mathematician

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Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · Feb 6

It's time I cash out my 401k and buy that McDonalds franchise that denied me a job when I was 16.

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 5h

Now instead of the entertaining paper to distract from the boring paper, we have the entertaining screen to distract from the boring screen.

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Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 6h

I like to lecture my kids about the atrocities of the medieval period at least once a week.

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 1d

I wish I loved water as much as my dog does.

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 1d

Just doing his job, really.

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 1d

I can't comprehend this comment.

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 2d

Atheism doesn't attempt to control sex. That's what religion does.

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 2d

Edit button? Is this some kind of verified feature I'm too unhinged to have?

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 2d

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Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 3d

The fey are tricksy. Try making a blanket from the cotton candy, it can't be done.

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Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe they're covering up a bad zit like some kind of Tim Robinson sketch.

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 3d

Having access to that bonus panel makes me feel like a real premium kinda guy, u kno?

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 3d

Røde made a very quality set of mics, and now all YouTubers own it.

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Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 4d

So, using a research paper title generator is a bad idea?

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 4d

This could've been a spongebob episode!

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 4d

Your avatar is a really great pairing with this skeet. Do you also have a cheese pairing?

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Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 4d

Geezus, Onion. Feels on a Tuesday?

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 4d

The Chair Compqny episode 1 was hilarious. Watched it last night with my wife.
Tim Robinson & Zach Kanin are unstoppable!

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Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 4d

That article is from 2022, they updated it to 100k

www.uta.edu/administrati...

Blaze Forward Program

The Blaze Forward program makes it even easier for eligible students to get a world-class education here at UTA!

www.uta.edu

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 4d

I think this is a real problem and needs to be addressed. Universities need to be more accessible.

But I have a duty to inform you of something I know about a public university in Texas making tuition free for families making less than 85k/year.
www.uta.edu/news/news-re...

UTA to cover tuition, fees for eligible undergrads with family incomes under $85K

Blaze Forward program makes UTA education more attainable for thousands of students

www.uta.edu

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 5d

They have jobs for that? I thought that class was just a joke, or maybe a preview of compliance training.

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 5d

Git'im, Mrs. True!

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 5d

Kicked him tf out of reality.

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 5d

I bet he'd feel better if he showered and picked up a bit around the apartment. Maybe take a walk in the park to get some sun too—

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 5d

Fritzi is hungover, she's wearing a lamp-shade from the party last night.

Steve Louise @stevelouise.bsky.social · 5d

It's time to start distance running again. I wonder if I'll finish all of Tolkien this season?