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Steve Hasegawa
@stevehasegawa.bsky.social
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Whistleblower lawyer, sawdust production specialist, rubber side down. Save a few for Lefty too.
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 7h
This made me laugh way harder than it should have.
A play on the Obama "HOPE" poster, but with a frog and the word "HOP"
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 5h
I’m assuming it will be just like Detroiters (which is a good thing)
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 5h
No stadium security guard who knows what it is will admit to knowing what it is
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 6h
The one I will always remember, and that really spoke to me in my adolescence: panel 1: Linus playing with a jack-in-the box. Panel 2: Jack-in-the-box pops up, little hearts above Linus’s head. Panel 3: Linus, thinking, “I fall in love too easily.” So perfect in three panels
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 7h
I just made a big deal about how every mariners game is chaotic and anxiety-provoking, and the next one out, they get a lead in the middle and don’t let Toronto even threaten
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 8h
If you’re behind butt plug guy, you’re a butt plug. It’s just logic
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 8h
Cal Raleigh’s vibe is 100% Carwood Lipton from Band of Brothers
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 15h
Seyton
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 1d
With all that insanity last night I completely forgot there was a Huskies game. Bonus win! That I didn’t experience, and therefore stress about, at all!
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 1d
I did spare a moment in my joy to think that a series like that requires two teams playing their hearts out and that Detroit’s fans had the exact same experience as I did until the last second
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 2d
Looking at your profile picture and you really should have said pancakes
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 2d
Hard disagree
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 2d
At least five months until I’m forced to watch George Kirby pitch to Kerry Carpenter again
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 2d
They definitely want payback for the game where we won when Bichette and Springer collided. Also Seattle, not Toronto, is the northernmost franchise
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 2d
Five hours of anxiety spontaneously combusting into joy is a heady feeling
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 2d
We should thank Lenny Randle every day for breathing the Mariners’ identity into existence in that moment
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 2d
I hope you and they will remember it forever and every few years you can reminisce about it
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 2d
Love it!
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 2d
I can’t even celebrate. I feel like a soldier wandering Gettysburg as the gunsmoke clears
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 2d
They saved it for this
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Circling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 2d
Oh my god… Humpy just earned a win in the Mariners Salmon Run.

#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #Postseason
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 2d
You can eat your shoes like the Donner Party did for starters
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 2d
These are the teams whose games MLB showed at noon on weekdays because they needed to show the Yankees lose by 8 in prime time
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 2d
Really all I ask of you is that when I die of anxiety you tell my wife and children that I loved them
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 2d
Wouldn’t even want that. I want the team with a guy who got down on all fours to blow a ball foul
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 2d
And for some reason I think there is a rule that Yordan Alvarez and Kerry Carpenter get to bat every inning
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