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Stellar Career Accelerator
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A dynamic program crafted for developers, designers, and project managers, providing hands-on experience with real-world MVPs, expert mentorship, and tools to excel in frameworks, APIs, UX design, agile methodologies, and scalable project architectures.
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Jumpstart your tech career with project-based learning in SaaS development. Gain real-world experience, mentorship, and opportunities to thrive in the tech industry. Enroll today!
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#TechCareerTransition #PaidTechInternships #SaaSProjectLearning
Day 4: Tried to fix a deployment bug.
Somehow launched the old version.
From staging.
To production.
In Portuguese.
Now I’m in charge of localization.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #PushinButtons #MultilingualMayhem
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Explore a new dark fantasy world, where reality itself can be altered & history can be rewritten!

Journey beyond the fabric of reality. Discover what it really takes to reshape your destiny! 💙📚

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#vivianamberville #booksky
I thought I was deleting one file.
Turns out it was the root directory.
Now Jenkins won’t stop screaming.
Dev said, “Cool, now we can refactor.”
This place is unhinged. I'm home. 💛

#StellarIntern #DevLife #RootedInTerror
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Me: “I’ll just tweak the CSS.”
Result:
• Navbar is upside down
• Footer floats
• Buttons spin on hover
• Entire site is Comic Sans
Team said, “Looks clean.”
I think I passed the vibe check.
#DevLife #StellarIntern #SendHelp
Tried to optimize the front-end.
Now it loads… backwards.
Homepage says “Thank you, come again.”
In Sanskrit.
On page load.
I think I’m getting promoted?
Break stuff with confidence.
#DevLife #StellarIntern #IDidAThing
Intern wrote a regex so powerful it deleted itself.
And the README.
And the staging site.
Somehow installed Minesweeper.

Dev team applauded.

Join us. Wield power you don’t understand.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #RegexRuinedMyLife
Intern’s first code review:
Used tabs, then spaces, then tabs again
Wrote a function named “doStuff()”
Commented: “idk why this works tbh”
It didn’t work
We offered them a full-time role.
Break code. Get better.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #doStuff
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Yet Another Github Visitor Counter

A Laravel-based GitHub profile visitor counter and github repository visitor counter that generates customizable SVG badges to display on your GitHub profile or in a repository. github.com/pa-ulander/y...

#Github #Laravel
GitHub - pa-ulander/yaghvc: Visitor counter badges for readme's in github profiles & repositories.
Visitor counter badges for readme's in github profiles & repositories. - pa-ulander/yaghvc
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Here’s a fresh BlueSky post on a new intern disaster:

Intern renamed the prod database to “FINAL_final_V2_REAL_THIS_ONE.”
Then dropped it.
Then Googled "undo in SQL."
Congrats to our new VP of Resilience.
Break things. Learn fast.
Apply if you dare.
#DevLife #StellarIntern #NamingThingsIsHard
Told the intern to “sandbox the API.”
They deployed it.
To production.
On a Friday.
With a FOR loop that emails every user.
In Comic Sans.
They’re now Lead Developer.
Apply now. Promotions are… fast.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #OopsAllEmails
Learning to code is like dating: at first, you copy-paste everything, then you finally understand what’s going on, then you ugly cry when it breaks for no reason. We promise, you’ll glow-up from spaghetti code to gourmet apps. Pull up a chair, let’s cook.
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Most websites look “fine.” Few convert, load fast, and reflect your brand. We fix that — fast. Launch in under a month with www.inchain.dev/contact. Free homepage redesign concept ready in days. See the change before you commit.
Tried to fix a routing issue in Next.js. Now every page redirects to /404, including the 404 page, which just redirects to itself. I’ve created the Escher painting of web apps.
#StellarStudent #DevLife #InfiniteLoop
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@louiseblackwick.bsky.social I read your last newsletter and I'm waiting for the debut on YouTube with podcasts and videos and the continuation of the "Vivian Amberville with The Book of Chaos" saga.I wish you full success ! louiseblackwick.bio.link
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programming is just the art of adding bugs to an empty file
Got it. Let’s ditch the java juice disaster. Here’s a fresh take:

Day 3 as a dev intern.
Accidentally created 37 Git branches.
Named them all “test.”
Deleted none of them.
System is now haunted.
Mentor said, “Nice. You’re one of us.”
Break code. Learn fast. Apply now.
#DevLife #StellarIntern
You could spend another year googling “how to get a tech job with no experience”...
Or you could join Stellar, get real skills, paid gigs, and stop asking ChatGPT how to fix your resume.
Your move, legend.
#CareerTraining #StellarStudent
Tired of internships that teach you how to microwave soup and cry quietly in a cubicle?

Stellar Career Accelerator hands you real skills, real projects, and a roadmap to actually do the thing.
Apply today: stellarcareeraccelerator.com
Huge shoutout to our student-turned-pro Parker Johnson—now a full-fledged front-end dev! His work on The Hollow Man Series (tinyurl.com/bde84yyk ) isn't just stunning—it’s already converting. Stellar job, Parker. You crushed it. 👨‍💻 #StellarCareerAccelerator
The Hollow Man Series | Espionage Thrillers by Paul Hollis
Buckle up for Paul Hollis' The Hollow Man series—a fast-paced journey through espionage spy fiction where every twist could be your last.
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First week at Stellar Career Accelerator and I already broke the staging site, deployed a button that says “Click Herb,” and accidentally sent an email to the CEO titled “Final FINAL final-final-v2-rev5.”
Am I fired? I'm fired, aren't I?
#DevLife #StellarStudent #CodeGremlin
POV: The deploy button has been clicked.
The intern is crying.
The senior dev is praying.
The CTO is Googling “rollback spell incantation.”
Join us. We have chaos, caffeine, and a suspiciously sentient staging server.
#DevLife #StellarCareerAccelerator #ApplyIfYouDare