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stede zissou

stede zissou

@stedezissou.bsky.social

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hello i'm K-K ° i write ofmd AUs ° Ohio USA 30s ☠️💙☠️ i love the hit television series our flag means death ☠️💜☠️ CartoonMayor on ao3 | zombee on tumblr

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stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · Apr 10

Our Flag Means Death fanfiction by CartoonMayor

ao3 profile: archiveofourown.org/users/CartoonMayor

backdrop is a stained, stereotypical treasure map. Text is bright pink and reads "Our Flag Means Death fanfiction by CartoonMayor"

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 16m

he only hangs out with cool pirates

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 2d

like it obviously has tons of depth but it's also just fun to watch. they're not subtle about themes or metaphors. so good.

Reposted by stede zissou

sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 2d

ed oh ed is funny bc they had one chaste kiss and now stede is dreaming of ed bouncing on it crazy style. in between dreams where he kills izzy, important to note.

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 2d

it really is that good.

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 2d

i watched it the last two days in a row and tbh i could watch it again tonight

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 2d

i don't think i've ever seen a movie that lived up to the hype like Sinners did. whew. what a film.

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 4d

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 5d

one day I'll work into a fic the story of my bestie farting during a leg press after a hook up

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 5d

ayyyyy 😂 nothing like a lube come fart to start the day yknow?

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stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 8d

i'll stop the world - a Gentlebeard fic by CartoonMayor

rated E, 10k words

dedicated to @margareets.bsky.social and @shaney4prez.bsky.social <3

>> archiveofourown.org/works/72612066

#ofmd #ofmdfic

purple wax melting at the top of the image. a pale teal background. there is a small image of otters holding hands at the bottom. text details are at the archive of our own link (summary and tags).

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 7d

my braaaaand

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 7d

you're my muse~

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 7d

i love you!!!

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sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 8d

its kind of insane that they gave us ed moaning and whimpering as a sword was being pulled out of his body. i love show ❤️

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 8d

ty 🥰🥰🥰

Reposted by stede zissou

Deanbird @deanbird.bsky.social · 8d

#FicRecFriday for me today will be my own - bc I'll be talking about The Long Gap in fic club this weekend!! 🥰💜

archiveofourown.org/works/580236...

A fic title card showing Ed standing in front of a wright iron gate, looking away from the viewer towards a light blue victorian-style house. There are bushes around the house and it's a little run-down. There is a forsythia bush with yellow blooms hanging over the fence to his right. Overlaid on top of the image are the words "an OFMD AUgust fic, The Long Gap, by Deanbird." There's a little square icon in the bottom right that shows the rating for this fic is T, and there is Morse Code written in dots and dashes in the top left corner reading "They are coming"

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 8d

i'll stop the world - a Gentlebeard fic by CartoonMayor

rated E, 10k words

dedicated to @margareets.bsky.social and @shaney4prez.bsky.social <3

>> archiveofourown.org/works/72612066

#ofmd #ofmdfic

purple wax melting at the top of the image. a pale teal background. there is a small image of otters holding hands at the bottom. text details are at the archive of our own link (summary and tags).

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 8d

it's mine but based on a true story from @shaney4prez.bsky.social

Reposted by stede zissou

OFMD ao3 tags @ofmdao3.bsky.social · 8d

just compulsive heterosexuality that is removed along with stede's butthole hair

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 8d

it's a funny fic 😌

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 8d

THAT WAS FAST 😂 anyway new fic is up

archiveofourown.org/works/72612066

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 8d

sowwy

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 9d

a seagull gearing up to scream (the bottom two panels of the regular meme). he's screaming, "I LOVE THE HIT TELEVISION SERIES OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH" with egregious numbers of exclamation points

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 10d

there's not even any smut yet!!! it's turned into stupid friends to lovers!!!!!

stede zissou @stedezissou.bsky.social · 10d

lamictal