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stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 27

This coffee isn’t just strong—
it knows your secrets and yells louder than your alarm. ☕💀
#StayAwakeOrElse #BrewedToIntimidate

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 26

You haven’t lived until you’ve had your third cup of StayAwake and start vacuuming the ceiling. ☕🧼
#BuzzedAndBlessed #CoffeeEnergy

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 26

Espresso yourself.
StayAwake blends are brewed for bold personalities. 🎨☕
#EspressoYourself #CaffeinatedAndDangerous

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 25

Green, black, herbal—our tea doesn’t just steep.
It awakens.
#SteepWithIntent #TeaPoweredFocus #StayAwakeTea
Photo by Elena Kloppenburg on Unsplash

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 25

Life’s a mess.
But my coffee? Bold, hot, and holding me together.
#StayAwakeStrong #SipToSurvive

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 24

StayAwake Coffee:
Turning “just five more minutes” into “how am I already replying to emails at 6:42 AM?”
☕💪
#GrindModeActivated

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 24

I’m not addicted to coffee.
I’m committed. There’s a difference. ☕💍
#StayAwakeCoffee #CaffeineCommitment

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 23

"Make Starbucks-level PSL at home 🍂
- StayAwake Pumpkin Spice blend
- Vanilla cold foam
- Add Cinnamon
- Ice

The secret? Fresh roasted beans shipped same day 📦
#psl #pumpkinspice #fallvibes

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 23

Caution: You might actually get stuff done.
#MorningsAreATrap #BrewWithStayAwake

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 22

Using our Whiskey Barrel Aged Guatemalan blend

Recipe:
- Cold brew
- Orange peel
- Brown sugar simple syrup
- Ice sphere
- Garnish: Cherry & orange twist

The secret? Our barrel-aged beans give that whiskey note without alcohol!
#mocktails #coldbrew #coffeecocktails

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 22

🦍 → 👨 → ☕️ → 👨‍💼☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
Final stage: slightly shaking, wildly productive, and aggressively polite.
Stay Awake Coffee — fueling mankind's most jittery form.
#CaffeinatedEvolution #FinalForm #StayAwakeOrElse

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 21

"This spicy mocha will be your new obsession
- StayAwake Mexican Chocolate blend
- Cold foam
- Cinnamon
- Chili powder (tiny pinch)
- Ice
🎁 Members save 15% on all blends!
#spicycoffee #coldbrew

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stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 21

Coffee isn't just a drink.
It’s a legal way to be aggressive before 9AM.
Stay Awake Coffee — fueling your polite rage. ☕😤
#StayAwakeOrElse #DeadInsideButCaffeinated

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 20

You're about to save $8 on your favorite turtle latte
- 2 shots StayAwake Turtle Delight blend
- Caramel sauce
- Cold foam
- Chocolate drizzle
- Ice
💡Pro tip: Join our membership ($4.99/mo) for 15% off + free shipping
#coffeetime #turtlelatte #coffeehacks"

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 20

Some people run on ambition.
I run on coffee, sarcasm, and mild panic. ☕💀
#StayAwakeOrElse #PanicFuel

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 19

Hot take:
Tea is just coffee in introvert mode.
#StayAwakeTea #BrewedToChill
Photo by Farzad Mohamadi on Unsplash

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 19

BREAKING: Skeletor caught stealing He-Man’s latte this morning.
"With this caffeine, I am unstoppable!"
☕💀⚡ StayAwake Coffee — even villains know good coffee when they taste it.
#StayAwakeOrElse #LatteOfPower #CaffeinatedEvil

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 18

All hustle, no snooze. #CoffeeCrew
#StayAwakeCoffee

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 18

Tea: because I want caffeine, but I also want to feel emotionally stable.
#StayAwakeTea #CaffeinatedCalm

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 17

Featuring our Max Caf Blend (high caffeine)
"The ultimate pre-workout coffee protein shake

Quick recipe:
- 2 shots Max Caf blend
- 1 frozen banana
- Vanilla protein
- Oat milk
- Cacao nibs

Perfect for morning gym sessions!
#preworkout #proteincoffee #fitnesshacks"

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 17

I didn’t choose the mug life.
The mug life chose me. ☕😎
#MugLife #StayAwakeCoffee

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 16

🕵️‍♂️ “I’m not saying sleep is fake…
but I’ve got the beans to prove it.”
#CoffeeConspiracy #SleepIsAScam #StayAwakeTheories

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 16

My toxic trait?
Thinking one cup of coffee will fix everything.
(It does. For 20 minutes.) ☕🧠💥
#StayAwakeCoffee #CaffeineConfidence

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 15

Coffee isn't just a drink.It’s a legal way to be aggressive before 9AM.Stay Awake Coffee — fueling your polite rage.
☕😤#StayAwakeOrElse #DeadInsideButCaffeinated

stayawaycoffee.bsky.social @stayawaycoffee.bsky.social · Jun 15

🌎 Pure origin. Pure flavor.Stay Awake’s Single Origin Coffees bring you bold, authentic taste straight from the world’s top coffee regions.One sip, endless journeys.
Explore now → stayawakecoffees.com
#StayAwakeCoffee #SingleOrigin