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starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary

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20+ | he/him | ∞ ˚｡⋆ ୨୧˚♡ "just a casual speedwagon enjoyer" ♡˚୨୧ ✦ JJBA fanartist + phantom blood truther (battle tendency too, but only because speedy's in it) ✦ oc x canon/self-ship positive ✦ ♡ ⇢ MLP, SDV, animals, historical fashion, cute stuff

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starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · Aug 26

< "I never wanted a crown
I never wanted to lead
But I couldn't turn my back
On a nation in need"

"Sir, you were born to lead" >

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ #STARREWAGON #SPEEDWAGON #ROBERTEOSPEEDWAGON #SELFSHIP #OCxCANON ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

Robert E. O. Speedwagon as he appears in the (JJBA) Battle Tendency manga (old)

*insert Musical!Washington quote here*

Me (my JoJosona) as I would appear in the (JJBA) Phantom Blood manga (young)

*insert Musical!Hamilton quote here*

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starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 3d

"it is okay to mourn the life you could have lived"

best thing i've heard since realizing i have been disabled this whole time + became chronically ill

i am still young, and had many plans for my life -- so these things are hitting me just a little bit harder right now 💔

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 3d

me: "i'm becoming more like speedwagon every fucking day"

also me, my weird ass: "ooOOhh i feel like i'm being possessed by him...! r-right down... *here*..."

yeah 💫, that's just called being **aroused**. HSHSJKSL

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 5d

police brutality performed on a mentally ill man has never been funnier i do believe-

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 5d

"SHOOT THAT MANIAC!!"

- and other incredible, wacky and hilarious quotes made by one of the best JoJo characters of all time, right before dying a horrific death in his debut episode<3

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 5d

i stf i'm like a copypasta generator sjsjsjsksk

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 5d

literally me every time i end up having to use a cane (and also some much *less* fun examples i'd rather not talk about rn dbfsjf;;):

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 5d

had to make it uber specific so folks wouldn't try to use it to suit their trans d*o headcanons (which i obviously support but that's not the point lmao)

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 5d

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 5d

oh to be any kind of little creature (a bug mayhap?) that could crawl all over robert e. o. speedwagon -- sniffing, sensing... <33

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 6d

Anyways get jumpscared:

a close up of a person 's eye with blue eyes

ALT: a close up of a person 's eye with blue eyes

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starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 6d

I think I just realized why Halloween is my favorite holiday (despite being the BIGGEST scaredy-cat on Earth)...

It really is the time of year where creatives shine the most. So many cool things happen. The creepy, macabre, and taboo... unlock the shamelessly expressive "heathen" inside us all.

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 7d

"i wanna be a clown for Halloween"

*dresses up as DIO*

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 7d

I don't actually enforce this btw. Just laughing at my own sensibilities.

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 7d

"Nonchalant" Speedwagon fans only.

(JVDGJSSHKSJSN)

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 7d

You must have absolute "lukewarm" takes on him at all times. Nothing too extreme.

(Also /hj -- SHSKDK;;;)

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 8d

DNI if you hate Speedwagon
DNI if you love Speedwagon

(/hj)

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 8d

DNI if you hate Speedwagon
DNI if you love Speedwagon

(/hj)

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 8d

gives the title "dio the invader" a whole new meaning...

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 8d

JOJO ,,, DON'T MOVE-

ditto -- except now it's on his FACE ?!!

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 8d

stink bug resting on my jonathan joestar nendoroid ????

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starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 8d

speedwagon is my revolution.

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 8d

if you ever ***need*** to get into contact with me (chances are you already have my discord -- because you know me like that and can expect a reply) send me a DM.

no promises i'll ever get back to that either (extreme social anxiety) -- but at least there's a chance. thank you for your patience. 🙏❤

starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 8d

btw, i don't interact on "social" media anymore -- for my own peace of mind.

my recent posts haven't even really been intended to be seen or engaged with by anyone, other than me. i no longer check my notifications or look at my timeline. very rarely do i go on (my heavily curated) hashtag feeds.

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starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · Feb 5

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starre 💫💗🎩 || StarreWagon 5th Year Anniversary @starreduste.bsky.social · 9d

thinking about the time i dreamed i got dunked on by speedwagon while playing a basketball game with him at the arcade (just for him to not elaborate, and *leave*) LMAO

he's so fucking cool~ 🏀😎