Life is short, tell that puppy how good it's doing and how proud of it you are

artist ai stealing bs happening on twitter i might primarily start posting on bsky and dissolve the art account? idk yet but uhhhh rt for more silly art so i can find silly art friends !!

Cute forest date idea!
Take them there with your car, open the door, set the timer and whisper "Run".
It's okay, they're chipped anyway, resistance is futile but fun, and besides they'd be too exhausted to protest~

Cute. Sweet. Docile. Prey that just bares their neck towards the predator, who looks up in delight and adoration, who smiles when they feel their blood draining away. Adorable. Precious. Loved.

Nobody to piss in my cereal...

horns this horns that it's time for the elf ears!!!!!!!

reposting some bangers for bluesky but i think my yearnposts were the best

I am always super greedy because i always need just one more
Just one more kiss
Just one more hug
Just one more snuggle
Just one more pat
Just one more I love you
Just one more embrace
Just one more "it's going to be okay"
Just one more moment with you

Come my darling, you've had a tiring day, the bed is cozy
Let me hold you close, cling as tight to me as you want, let your weary body relax
Let me whisper in your ears all the deserving praise, all the well deserved sweet words replacing all the worries
Stay close, i love you

reminder that i'm better than you and you should spend all of your money on me for my amusement 💖💖

Just imagine how it might feel for it to get harder

and

harder

to try to make decisions

the more you try

the harder it becomes

until you just need to be told what think

you need to be told how to think, don't you?~

Good puppy~

Aww you want to be told what to do?

that's so cute

why don't you be a good puppy

and bark for me~

Gwen fidgeting her hypnosis session prices? It's more likely than you believe.

15 minutes for $25

45 minutes for $60

1 hour for $80

These will be text sessions as I'm currently not offering voice sessions.

See y'all soon!

Click~

Back to puppy brain

Click~

No more thinking

Click~

No more worries

Just a dumb obedient puppy

so dumb and clicker trained~

Come here pup you can't leave the houselike that
you're not fully dressed yet
you need your collar
You need to let it
Click~
into place
if you're not wearing your collar
how will people know you're a puppy?~

Methodically ranking which PtN sinner has the best armpit (look, taste, smell, feel all vigorously tested)