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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Sep 21

if you use default alts in fighting games I don't like you

Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Sep 7

I have now played Silksong for four straight days. It's difficult to describe what I felt through most of it, kinda like describing a dream you had to someone else. It's probably the best game I've ever played though, at least in terms of how it weaves (HA) everything together so neatly. Shaw.

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Sep 4

I'm betting on GOG to not crash when Silksong releases. Don't let me down.

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Aug 25

Drive (2011) is one of the worst/funniest movies I've ever seen

Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Jul 17

labubu is ugley

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Jun 6

erm, I think you mean... fuck YEAH there's a playtest! #LastFlagForever

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Jun 6

I thought #SummerGameFest was a real *Last Drag* but then @playlastflag.bsky.social was like #BOOM! Last Flag is coming 2026! It has characters! #WishlistingQuiteQuickly

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Jun 6

finally, a game where Hide your flag, steal the enemy flag, run it back, then defend for a minute to win it. Wishlisted!

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · May 17

Elden Ring is weird. It's an open-world game, but the open world is a pretty-looking slog. Meanwhile, the linear legacy dungeons are probably the best content they've ever produced. Haligtree my beloved...

Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · May 12

I was watching Bluey yesterday and it made me cry for the first time since I got diagnosed with depression well over a year ago. What a life-affirming show. Let Love In.

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Apr 21

Started Elden Ring. Sincerely regret choosing the voice option that sounds like Grandpa Simpson.

Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Apr 21

most British thing I've ever seen

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Apr 17

Just beat Bloodborne. Does the doll still love us, even if we're a worm?

Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Apr 15

idk there's so many copy-and-pasted sky islands with nothing on them, hard to choose.

Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Mar 30

played FF XIV for like 20 hours and didn't really think much of it. then I discovered the crafting system and now it's just over.

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Feb 24

I think Penny is objectively the best feminine name ever invented. If your name is Penny I would like to say congratulations.

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Feb 20

drink some coffy

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Jan 12

how dare this platform dump a fistful of cilantro onto my discover feed? this is a hate crime.

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Jan 3

speedruns with loads don't belong in 2025

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Dec 15

Pardon my innocence as I have no experience with drugs, but does bong water really start boiling the second you put a lighter to it? That's how it seems on TV anyway.

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Dec 14

you're finally Scandinavian 🥳

Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Dec 12

As a not-quite-well-adjusted autistic adult whose favorite pokémon happens to be Wailord, I'd just like to thank you for giving voice to many of the same grievances I had with TotK. We'll get through the disappointment one day, I'm sure. ✊

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Dec 9

Bro they could've made these things just a *bit* more loyal.

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Dec 2

Star Trek and Doctor Who are among the shows I'm convinced don't actually exist and people just make stuff up about as some collaborative inside joke.

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Stache @stachemallow.bsky.social · Nov 26

Took me one try. JARlings sniff out secret Alex accounts like crazy goblins do valuable items.

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