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Anyway, I set fire to the palace and I was promptly executed. And it was all for nothing, because my negative Karma was still there.
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Anyway, I set fire to the palace and I was promptly executed. And it was all for nothing, because my negative Karma was still there.
Recettear is a very charming little title and it's quite different from the rest.
December 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Recettear is a very charming little title and it's quite different from the rest.
I'm so glad I picked Haku as my master. What other Master lets you place dead fish and rotting bodies in the shoreline? What other master allows you to block the entrance with shipwrecks and pointy sticks? None of them, except Haku!
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'm so glad I picked Haku as my master. What other Master lets you place dead fish and rotting bodies in the shoreline? What other master allows you to block the entrance with shipwrecks and pointy sticks? None of them, except Haku!
But even that was still not enough. I was tired of paying for goods, so I stabbed a merchant with a love injector and robbed him blind. Then I stabbed a legendary bear, so we could improve human race relations by sharing honey, and the location of local beehives.
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
But even that was still not enough. I was tired of paying for goods, so I stabbed a merchant with a love injector and robbed him blind. Then I stabbed a legendary bear, so we could improve human race relations by sharing honey, and the location of local beehives.
Okay, let's let's try that again. Can you guess what this guy does? Yeah, correct, he's a Wizard, which means he's also a good guy on Roland's side.
December 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Okay, let's let's try that again. Can you guess what this guy does? Yeah, correct, he's a Wizard, which means he's also a good guy on Roland's side.
As a free-to-play game, Path of Exile servers sometimes aren't the best. And you can rubberband or de-sync. This isn't a problem, for a regular human being.
December 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
As a free-to-play game, Path of Exile servers sometimes aren't the best. And you can rubberband or de-sync. This isn't a problem, for a regular human being.
Since Will is a busy man, you can assign NPCs and party members to hang back and manage sales for you, while you're away. All actions you take cost time, and you need to make good use of it, if you hope to get filthy rich.
December 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Since Will is a busy man, you can assign NPCs and party members to hang back and manage sales for you, while you're away. All actions you take cost time, and you need to make good use of it, if you hope to get filthy rich.
What does matter, is starting the second campaign on true difficulty. Which doesn't mean arbitrarily harder, it means we've intentionally handicapped the AI for every other difficulty to prepare you for playing on Normal.
December 19, 2025 at 8:56 AM
What does matter, is starting the second campaign on true difficulty. Which doesn't mean arbitrarily harder, it means we've intentionally handicapped the AI for every other difficulty to prepare you for playing on Normal.
The objective of the game is to pay one American dollar to play with mentally handicapped Russians and Indians that have been let loose by Vladimir Putin.
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The objective of the game is to pay one American dollar to play with mentally handicapped Russians and Indians that have been let loose by Vladimir Putin.
Or, mentally challenged apes, who can't actually contribute anything meaningful to your colony, besides being a walking breathing shitting sack of human meat.
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Or, mentally challenged apes, who can't actually contribute anything meaningful to your colony, besides being a walking breathing shitting sack of human meat.
I'd wager that none of these so called games journalists played it on the highest difficulty setting.
December 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'd wager that none of these so called games journalists played it on the highest difficulty setting.
Imagine being so based that you program in a 1:1 replica of your development office, include all the staff, and include your boss... as a fucking goblin, you kill inside his office. Because that's exactly what the staff of New World Computing did.
December 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Imagine being so based that you program in a 1:1 replica of your development office, include all the staff, and include your boss... as a fucking goblin, you kill inside his office. Because that's exactly what the staff of New World Computing did.
And each day, it contracts, as I put a for sale sticker on Grandpa's forehead. Legally, I have a license. Morally, I pay the church.
December 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
And each day, it contracts, as I put a for sale sticker on Grandpa's forehead. Legally, I have a license. Morally, I pay the church.
Learning the highest level spells takes time since there's now five levels of mastery for each school, up to Grand Mastery. Which also requires proficiency in sub-skills to reach.
December 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Learning the highest level spells takes time since there's now five levels of mastery for each school, up to Grand Mastery. Which also requires proficiency in sub-skills to reach.
Also their mothership, the Argosy, can be used as a two-way portal.
December 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Also their mothership, the Argosy, can be used as a two-way portal.
Because the interface is a convoluted mess, and only usable because me, and every other autistic chimpanzee who plays this game, has committed the hotkeys to muscle memory. Because of the insane time investment and commitment required for you to learn a single role.
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Because the interface is a convoluted mess, and only usable because me, and every other autistic chimpanzee who plays this game, has committed the hotkeys to muscle memory. Because of the insane time investment and commitment required for you to learn a single role.
Sometimes they find nothing. Sometimes they find all of your contraband, destroy it, and hurt your reputation.
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Sometimes they find nothing. Sometimes they find all of your contraband, destroy it, and hurt your reputation.
The game takes place after a cosmic invasion has permanently transformed our world into the world of Skibbi Toilet. This is not a joke, you'll be fighting every Z-list creepypasta, from Sirenhead, to a refrigerator, to an overly aggressive school bus.
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The game takes place after a cosmic invasion has permanently transformed our world into the world of Skibbi Toilet. This is not a joke, you'll be fighting every Z-list creepypasta, from Sirenhead, to a refrigerator, to an overly aggressive school bus.
The game takes place several days after the Cataclysm, by which point most human life has been extinguished in major cities
December 18, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The game takes place several days after the Cataclysm, by which point most human life has been extinguished in major cities
Then you go to Tamur Lang and say, "Yo, what the fuck? Our Writ of Fate said we were destined to stop you. What gives?" And he says his Writ of Fate said he was destined to win.
December 18, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Then you go to Tamur Lang and say, "Yo, what the fuck? Our Writ of Fate said we were destined to stop you. What gives?" And he says his Writ of Fate said he was destined to win.
Your ultimate goal: Get yourself a working ship and get the fuck off this planet.
December 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Your ultimate goal: Get yourself a working ship and get the fuck off this planet.
Across my multiple manic bipolar bad bitch breakdowns.
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Across my multiple manic bipolar bad bitch breakdowns.
With all three dragon balls in your dragon sack, there's still the small matter of nuclear oblivion.
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
With all three dragon balls in your dragon sack, there's still the small matter of nuclear oblivion.
If, hypothetically, Senator and Dread Lich Bernie Sanders passed away, hallowed be thy name, his essence would not leave this plane. Why is that? Because his phylactery is still intact.
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
If, hypothetically, Senator and Dread Lich Bernie Sanders passed away, hallowed be thy name, his essence would not leave this plane. Why is that? Because his phylactery is still intact.
They've got real fears, hopes, and motivations which drive their character. Every single character, no matter how central or insignificant they are to the plot, are written fantastically well.
December 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
They've got real fears, hopes, and motivations which drive their character. Every single character, no matter how central or insignificant they are to the plot, are written fantastically well.