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Pocket friends are sometimes the bestest friends. She/her
Me, on black ice yesterday. Same technique, less flair. I was RULL terrified for my knee, but it’s much better today and not actually painful INSIDE the knee. So. Be careful out there (literally a “black ice warning” for later today. Good times.)
a woman in a black and yellow dress is standing in front of a shelf of mannequins
ALT: a woman in a black and yellow dress is standing in front of a shelf of mannequins
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Me, on black ice yesterday. Same technique, less flair. I was RULL terrified for my knee, but it’s much better today and not actually painful INSIDE the knee. So. Be careful out there (literally a “black ice warning” for later today. Good times.)
Brain read DECAF as DGAF and that’s not necessarily *wrong*
December 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Brain read DECAF as DGAF and that’s not necessarily *wrong*
Ok, Rothy’s - I am a stan, and you comprise 80% of my work wardrobe, but for the love of GOD, if you make winter shoes/boots, PUT TREAD ON THE SOLE. I ate it in the parking lot with just a dusting of snow. Happens every damn year bc I forget that they are worthless in practicality. 😭
December 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Ok, Rothy’s - I am a stan, and you comprise 80% of my work wardrobe, but for the love of GOD, if you make winter shoes/boots, PUT TREAD ON THE SOLE. I ate it in the parking lot with just a dusting of snow. Happens every damn year bc I forget that they are worthless in practicality. 😭
Current favorite cute/snark/but good quality tshirt shop for a teen with tude that likes comic sans and the word “birb/borb”: AND GO!
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Current favorite cute/snark/but good quality tshirt shop for a teen with tude that likes comic sans and the word “birb/borb”: AND GO!
NOT MY PIC
But, IYKYK
(I groused in…March? April? Maybe not here…That PPC was my earworm for almost a month straight. During what was potentially the most stressful month in the past 25 years. The cognitive dissonance was disorienting 😂🫠)
But, IYKYK
(I groused in…March? April? Maybe not here…That PPC was my earworm for almost a month straight. During what was potentially the most stressful month in the past 25 years. The cognitive dissonance was disorienting 😂🫠)
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
NOT MY PIC
But, IYKYK
(I groused in…March? April? Maybe not here…That PPC was my earworm for almost a month straight. During what was potentially the most stressful month in the past 25 years. The cognitive dissonance was disorienting 😂🫠)
But, IYKYK
(I groused in…March? April? Maybe not here…That PPC was my earworm for almost a month straight. During what was potentially the most stressful month in the past 25 years. The cognitive dissonance was disorienting 😂🫠)
I was dreaming that a friend’s toddler fell asleep on my chest and immediately, my alarm went off.
Rude.
Rude.
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I was dreaming that a friend’s toddler fell asleep on my chest and immediately, my alarm went off.
Rude.
Rude.
Just saw For Good. Normalize telling your friends you love them.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just saw For Good. Normalize telling your friends you love them.
Is it normal for cats to bicker over a litterbox? (Neighbor’s street smart cat is the cranky one, not the one who can actually claim home turf)
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Is it normal for cats to bicker over a litterbox? (Neighbor’s street smart cat is the cranky one, not the one who can actually claim home turf)
Ok all, what’s the best product for morning puffy eyes?
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ok all, what’s the best product for morning puffy eyes?
So, my new mindless fixation is rug cleaning vids. My question is: where are they FINDING these things? Are they flipping them? Because who would say “I’ve had this rug that I don’t remember the pattern for, will you clean it?”
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
So, my new mindless fixation is rug cleaning vids. My question is: where are they FINDING these things? Are they flipping them? Because who would say “I’ve had this rug that I don’t remember the pattern for, will you clean it?”
This is Not My Cat.
(It’s the neighbors’, and we have a doggie door, so he invites himself over. Daily. And leaves at bedtime. But anyway, I’m stuck.
(It’s the neighbors’, and we have a doggie door, so he invites himself over. Daily. And leaves at bedtime. But anyway, I’m stuck.
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is Not My Cat.
(It’s the neighbors’, and we have a doggie door, so he invites himself over. Daily. And leaves at bedtime. But anyway, I’m stuck.
(It’s the neighbors’, and we have a doggie door, so he invites himself over. Daily. And leaves at bedtime. But anyway, I’m stuck.
Last 2mos TLDR: ungrateful POA lady who put herself on hospice was “just frustrated” but triggered an elder abuse case against Husb. He resigned as POA. She is bitter but words have consequences. He’s lighter. (And also now on meds. Huzzah)….
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Last 2mos TLDR: ungrateful POA lady who put herself on hospice was “just frustrated” but triggered an elder abuse case against Husb. He resigned as POA. She is bitter but words have consequences. He’s lighter. (And also now on meds. Huzzah)….
First time all year therapy has been…I see A Plan, and instead of weight being added, some was lifted.
Not scheduled til next year, to see if Plan Implemented and touch base.
Not scheduled til next year, to see if Plan Implemented and touch base.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
First time all year therapy has been…I see A Plan, and instead of weight being added, some was lifted.
Not scheduled til next year, to see if Plan Implemented and touch base.
Not scheduled til next year, to see if Plan Implemented and touch base.
Hello pocket friends.
Everything is terrible but everything has a course-reset timeline, because as of December there is A Plan, and I got a dosage change so *I* am not terrible. So I can deal for 2 weeks.
I declare 2026 a mulligan.
How is everyone? What have I missed in the last 2 months?
Everything is terrible but everything has a course-reset timeline, because as of December there is A Plan, and I got a dosage change so *I* am not terrible. So I can deal for 2 weeks.
I declare 2026 a mulligan.
How is everyone? What have I missed in the last 2 months?
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Hello pocket friends.
Everything is terrible but everything has a course-reset timeline, because as of December there is A Plan, and I got a dosage change so *I* am not terrible. So I can deal for 2 weeks.
I declare 2026 a mulligan.
How is everyone? What have I missed in the last 2 months?
Everything is terrible but everything has a course-reset timeline, because as of December there is A Plan, and I got a dosage change so *I* am not terrible. So I can deal for 2 weeks.
I declare 2026 a mulligan.
How is everyone? What have I missed in the last 2 months?
ZeChild is a shitshow. I can’t even right now. And it is 75% school’s “fault” (yes, kid’s fault for failing but THEY WERE ALLOWED TO DIG DEEPER FOR ONE FULL MONTH before “hey, you’re ineligible” when they had been fo 4 weeks)
October 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
ZeChild is a shitshow. I can’t even right now. And it is 75% school’s “fault” (yes, kid’s fault for failing but THEY WERE ALLOWED TO DIG DEEPER FOR ONE FULL MONTH before “hey, you’re ineligible” when they had been fo 4 weeks)
Haaaay @elizardbethany.bsky.social
Um
Uh
What do your “I’m moving to Idaho bc masks aren’t a thing” people think of the news today?
Because as a NON LOCAL I am kinda freaked tf out
Um
Uh
What do your “I’m moving to Idaho bc masks aren’t a thing” people think of the news today?
Because as a NON LOCAL I am kinda freaked tf out
October 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Haaaay @elizardbethany.bsky.social
Um
Uh
What do your “I’m moving to Idaho bc masks aren’t a thing” people think of the news today?
Because as a NON LOCAL I am kinda freaked tf out
Um
Uh
What do your “I’m moving to Idaho bc masks aren’t a thing” people think of the news today?
Because as a NON LOCAL I am kinda freaked tf out
Hooooboy brain bees are in full force today.
We hates Mondays, precious.
We hates Mondays, precious.
October 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hooooboy brain bees are in full force today.
We hates Mondays, precious.
We hates Mondays, precious.
I have done absolutely nothing but keep my ass on the couch inbetween flipping laundry and napping, and it has been the most glorious day. (Which is good, bc it isn’t gonna happen again for a while)
October 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I have done absolutely nothing but keep my ass on the couch inbetween flipping laundry and napping, and it has been the most glorious day. (Which is good, bc it isn’t gonna happen again for a while)
SO
MANY
(mostly queer)
TEENS
HAVE
TAKEN
OVER
MY
HOUSE
and I love it.
❤️❤️Anti/post hoco ‘25❤️❤️
MANY
(mostly queer)
TEENS
HAVE
TAKEN
OVER
MY
HOUSE
and I love it.
❤️❤️Anti/post hoco ‘25❤️❤️
October 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
SO
MANY
(mostly queer)
TEENS
HAVE
TAKEN
OVER
MY
HOUSE
and I love it.
❤️❤️Anti/post hoco ‘25❤️❤️
MANY
(mostly queer)
TEENS
HAVE
TAKEN
OVER
MY
HOUSE
and I love it.
❤️❤️Anti/post hoco ‘25❤️❤️
I did a ridiculous
Booked flights to NYC, three shows, and a hotel for our belated 20th trip.
Now…anxiety (I only had anxiety when traveling sans children)
But excited!
Booked flights to NYC, three shows, and a hotel for our belated 20th trip.
Now…anxiety (I only had anxiety when traveling sans children)
But excited!
October 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I did a ridiculous
Booked flights to NYC, three shows, and a hotel for our belated 20th trip.
Now…anxiety (I only had anxiety when traveling sans children)
But excited!
Booked flights to NYC, three shows, and a hotel for our belated 20th trip.
Now…anxiety (I only had anxiety when traveling sans children)
But excited!
Soybean harvest is making me COMPLETELY MISERABLE - for seriously the first time in over a decade. Which is cute, because nobody’s buying the beans, anyway.
September 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Soybean harvest is making me COMPLETELY MISERABLE - for seriously the first time in over a decade. Which is cute, because nobody’s buying the beans, anyway.
I have a whole Costco bag of cheese sticks where the “peel here” is fused shut, and it’s pretty much the most annoying first world problem I have right now.
September 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I have a whole Costco bag of cheese sticks where the “peel here” is fused shut, and it’s pretty much the most annoying first world problem I have right now.
Aaaaand then my youngest comes home and says, “Mom! The house smells like shit!”
…I had thawed out rotisserie chicken to add to pasta for dinner.
They smelled dinner.
…I had thawed out rotisserie chicken to add to pasta for dinner.
They smelled dinner.
September 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Aaaaand then my youngest comes home and says, “Mom! The house smells like shit!”
…I had thawed out rotisserie chicken to add to pasta for dinner.
They smelled dinner.
…I had thawed out rotisserie chicken to add to pasta for dinner.
They smelled dinner.
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Schrödinger's Shooter exists as both a deranged leftist motivated by dangerous rhetoric AND as a misunderstood troubled youth who needed Jesus until the waveform collapses
September 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Schrödinger's Shooter exists as both a deranged leftist motivated by dangerous rhetoric AND as a misunderstood troubled youth who needed Jesus until the waveform collapses