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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦
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Memento Vivere, Memento Mori. No DMs. NO LONGER SAYING SORRY. Multi tattooed survivor of drinking hose water, blistering hot metal slides, no parental supervision, cancer survivor that has spawned twice. I say fuck a lot. 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️
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If you do this to our flags, expect my response to be you're a disrespectful c♤nt. There is no justification for doing this to our flag, especially when you've been told how disrespectful it is. And in my next few posts I'll give you 161 reasons why.
Sooooo just to be clear, Americans don't have a problem with the fact that the first lady has been having private conversations and making back room deals with the Russians????? Am I understanding this correctly???? Have none of you watched "When a Stranger Calls"???
My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files.
My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files.
Sooooo in America "Indefinitely" is about a week 🤣🤣🤣

They blinked but we're still boycotting. #NoABC #NoDisney #NoTrump
That was yesterday. Are they still talking about that? Isn't it time to send tots and pears and move on?
Maple Maga PP wants the government to cancel the Temporary Foreign Workers program. Must know he's soon going to be looking for work and wants to clear the competition.
The irony of a "man" who wears eyeliner and has changed his name multiple times demanding that people go by their birth names and not respecting gender identity is not lost on me at all.
I think it's time for Elon to release the full, unrelated list because we all know he has it.
Soooooo about the list. I propose we call it the Trump List since his name is on so frequently. #TheEpsteinList #TheTrumpList
No I realize that now hahahaha but I still stand by my comment. The US has proven their current moves don't work. A more permanent solution is required
Fuck that. Your country has shown impeachment means shit. It's time for a more permanent solution.
A man who did everything he could to avoid serving his country just entered into a battle that will cost thousands of young men and women their lives. So glad he doesn't consider Canadians friends and we are no longer obligated to step into this. #FuckTrump #TACO