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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦

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Memento Vivere, Memento Mori. No DMs. NO LONGER SAYING SORRY. Multi tattooed survivor of drinking hose water, blistering hot metal slides, no parental supervision, cancer survivor that has spawned twice. I say fuck a lot. 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️

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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Feb 2

If you do this to our flags, expect my response to be you're a disrespectful c♤nt. There is no justification for doing this to our flag, especially when you've been told how disrespectful it is. And in my next few posts I'll give you 161 reasons why.

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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 4d

Sooooo just to be clear, Americans don't have a problem with the fact that the first lady has been having private conversations and making back room deals with the Russians????? Am I understanding this correctly???? Have none of you watched "When a Stranger Calls"???

🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 21d

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Have you seen this petition yet?

Remove Pete Hoekstra as US ambassador to Canada. Let's send Pete Packing!

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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 23d

Today, I sent a letter to my MP in support of legislation to amend Canada’s assisted dying law and make advance requests for MAID legal. If you want to send your own letter, visit @dyingwithdignity.ca : www.dyingwithdignity.ca/advocacy/all...

Don’t miss your chance to protect end-of-life rights | Dying With Dignity Canada

Today, I sent a letter to my MP in support of legislation to amend Canada’s assisted dying law and make advance requests for MAID legal.

www.dyingwithdignity.ca

🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 26d

My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files.

🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 26d

My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files.

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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · 29d

Sooooo in America "Indefinitely" is about a week 🤣🤣🤣

They blinked but we're still boycotting. #NoABC #NoDisney #NoTrump

🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Sep 18

If @youranoncentral.bsky.social really had any power still, they would have released the fucking list already.

🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Sep 17

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Dear Americans… we saved you a seat

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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Sep 11

That was yesterday. Are they still talking about that? Isn't it time to send tots and pears and move on?

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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Sep 3

Maple Maga PP wants the government to cancel the Temporary Foreign Workers program. Must know he's soon going to be looking for work and wants to clear the competition.

🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Sep 2

Is he dead yet? Asking for a friend...

🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Sep 2

#Hope #DJT #IsHeDeadYet are we taking bets yet? I'll put $20 (CAD) 4:20am 9/11/25

🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Sep 1

The irony of a "man" who wears eyeliner and has changed his name multiple times demanding that people go by their birth names and not respecting gender identity is not lost on me at all.

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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Sep 1

Just checking, is he dead yet?

🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Aug 7

I think it's time for Elon to release the full, unrelated list because we all know he has it.

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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Jul 26

Soooooo about the list. I propose we call it the Trump List since his name is on so frequently. #TheEpsteinList #TheTrumpList

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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Jun 27

And this is why absolutely no Canadian citizen should be crossing the border

Canada ‘urgently seeking more information’ on death of Canadian in ICE custody

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Canada ‘urgently seeking more information’ on death of Canadian in ICE custody

The Canadian government is aware of the death of a Canadian citizen who died while in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) custody and is “urgently seeking more information from U.S. officia...

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🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Jun 22

No I realize that now hahahaha but I still stand by my comment. The US has proven their current moves don't work. A more permanent solution is required

🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Jun 22

Fuck that. Your country has shown impeachment means shit. It's time for a more permanent solution.

🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Jun 22

A man who did everything he could to avoid serving his country just entered into a battle that will cost thousands of young men and women their lives. So glad he doesn't consider Canadians friends and we are no longer obligated to step into this. #FuckTrump #TACO

🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Jun 22

In the words of Taylor Swift... look what you made me do.

🇨🇦Squishy McTushy. It's Jersey Time🇨🇦 🇨🇦(SHE/HER)🇨🇦 @squishymctushy.bsky.social · Jun 5

Translation "Trump would have lost without the Foreign interference in the US of Russia democratic process".

Musk says ‘Trump would have lost’ without his help, U.S. president threatens to kill contracts

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Musk says ‘Trump would have lost’ without his help, U.S. president threatens to kill contracts

The breakup between the president of the United States and the world’s richest man is unfurling much like their relationship started — rapidly, intensely and very publicly.