squeaky
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desert island…? deserted? dessert? idk but i’m bringing my 3ds with new leaf
January 31, 2026 at 2:00 AM
desert island…? deserted? dessert? idk but i’m bringing my 3ds with new leaf
you can’t stop me from watching any of those 2nd/3rd gen kpop nostalgia videos. truly peak
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 PM
you can’t stop me from watching any of those 2nd/3rd gen kpop nostalgia videos. truly peak
never buy the chocolate syrup from autozone. my sundae was AWFUL
January 26, 2026 at 2:59 PM
never buy the chocolate syrup from autozone. my sundae was AWFUL
gonna address the elephant in the room here. 2016 mostly sucked
January 26, 2026 at 4:52 AM
gonna address the elephant in the room here. 2016 mostly sucked
make all the “motorcycles and grand pianos” jokes u want.. yamaha makes some GOOD musical instruments!!!
January 25, 2026 at 1:10 AM
make all the “motorcycles and grand pianos” jokes u want.. yamaha makes some GOOD musical instruments!!!
you rly only have one life to live. make it weird
January 24, 2026 at 10:46 PM
you rly only have one life to live. make it weird
cry me a puddle. crying a river would make u dehydrated :(
January 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
cry me a puddle. crying a river would make u dehydrated :(
never considered the socioeconomic effects of being too swag… should i be worried?
January 22, 2026 at 7:48 PM
never considered the socioeconomic effects of being too swag… should i be worried?
gonna learn how to read books so i can aura farm on the bus
January 21, 2026 at 9:29 PM
gonna learn how to read books so i can aura farm on the bus
say “i’m a little guy” and no one bats an eye. say “i’m a little gay” and everyone loses their minds
January 20, 2026 at 1:45 AM
say “i’m a little guy” and no one bats an eye. say “i’m a little gay” and everyone loses their minds
goodbye clouds of gray, hello skies of blue.. haha get it!! it’s like bluesky but from high school musical 2
January 20, 2026 at 12:04 AM
goodbye clouds of gray, hello skies of blue.. haha get it!! it’s like bluesky but from high school musical 2
never say never era was peak justin bieber. the white jacket OVER the purple hoodie made fashion history
January 19, 2026 at 5:21 PM
never say never era was peak justin bieber. the white jacket OVER the purple hoodie made fashion history
gonna start carrying smooth flat rocks everywhere in case of a spontaneous rock skipping competition
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
gonna start carrying smooth flat rocks everywhere in case of a spontaneous rock skipping competition
tell people how you feel!! we gotta be more honest with each other
January 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
tell people how you feel!! we gotta be more honest with each other
a cross-country amtrak ride would fix me
January 17, 2026 at 7:33 PM
a cross-country amtrak ride would fix me
lie about your employment history on your resume. the worst that can happen is embarrassment, rejection, wasted time… uhhh… actually maybe don’t
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 AM
lie about your employment history on your resume. the worst that can happen is embarrassment, rejection, wasted time… uhhh… actually maybe don’t
and with the metro rewind update… I MADE IT!!! TOP .9% LET’S GOOOO!! i’d like to thank @wmata.com and beyoncé and everyone that believed in me #metrorewind #wmata
January 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
and with the metro rewind update… I MADE IT!!! TOP .9% LET’S GOOOO!! i’d like to thank @wmata.com and beyoncé and everyone that believed in me #metrorewind #wmata
hurt people hurt people. happy people.. happy people?
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
hurt people hurt people. happy people.. happy people?
you can’t comprehend my planning capabilities. i am thinking in terms of decades instead of minutes or hours. allow me to demonstrate: when im 50 i will want to eat a grilled cheese
January 16, 2026 at 2:17 AM
you can’t comprehend my planning capabilities. i am thinking in terms of decades instead of minutes or hours. allow me to demonstrate: when im 50 i will want to eat a grilled cheese
is there an industry that stranger things DOESN’T have a collab with
January 4, 2026 at 5:57 AM
is there an industry that stranger things DOESN’T have a collab with
i don’t know what this says about me but i will ALWAYS find vending machine malfunctions funny
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
i don’t know what this says about me but i will ALWAYS find vending machine malfunctions funny
referring to the entire female reproductive system as “vagina” is like calling the digestive system “esophagus”
January 2, 2026 at 5:25 PM
referring to the entire female reproductive system as “vagina” is like calling the digestive system “esophagus”
this is my first post in 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 7:43 AM
this is my first post in 2026.
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does anyone here play video games
December 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
does anyone here play video games