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Squatter Otter
@squatterotter.bsky.social
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Espresso is my first love. Gaymer and gymrat. Follow for my progress. Usually glammed at the gym ✨ Shoes ✅ Private Yachts ⏳ Caviar 😋 More Shoes 😏 📍 BOS
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · Jul 13
Leg day featuring tiny shorts and thick thighs
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 4h
That hotel lighting though
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 4h
That hotel lighting though
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 1d
BARK
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Himb(i)o(logist) @himbiologist.bsky.social · 1d
An excellent upper body day 🙂‍↕️
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 1d
Serving corporate daddy again 😜
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 1d
I love Vegas for two things:

1. Room Service
2. Being referred to as Mr. M***** L****** because that means they understand my two last names sans hyphen.
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 2d
When the muscled security guard calls you muscles 🫠 now I need to get even bigger
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 2d
We love a textured top with olive pants. Corporate daddy serving style
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 2d
I’m picking Chikorita… we will see
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 3d
The way I might be scraping these starters
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 3d
Yay a 2 hour delay. I’m gonna need the wind to stop 🥲
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 3d
I sure hope so!
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 3d
Heels, nails, blade, mascara 🤪
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 3d
Now I’m in comfort + but no more window 😭
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 3d
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 3d
I had a window seat for tomorrow and then I got upgraded but now I’m in the middle. I hope those 6 hours go quick otherwise we are gonna be singing “How It’s Done”
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 3d
Headed to Vegas tomorrow for a work conference for a week. I hope HUNTR/X has a residency there
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 3d
It’s the Honmoon
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 4d
Spiraling today
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Meatball Dom @dominicsjr.bsky.social · Aug 26
This is a KPDH stan account now
a cartoon character is holding a cell phone and making a face .
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a cell phone and making a face .
media.tenor.com
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 4d
Omg I missed this
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 4d
I did not realize you were a fan 👀👀👀👀😍😍😍🥰🥰
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 4d
Legs pumped for crushing even though I did chest. 🍉
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 5d
When the barber screws up your beard so you go down to a mustache by yourself. 🙃
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Squatter Otter @squatterotter.bsky.social · 5d
I read this as if it was a lyric for Schiebe and my brain is broken
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