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sptmbrs.bsky.social
@sptmbrs.bsky.social
Currently working as an intern for Tasha Mack Management.
Always darkest before dawn and all that…
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I can’t afford to live, I can’t afford to die now either…
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Pretty sure my mom sent my brother to come collect me, but I won’t complain. Don’t need to be in anyone’s bar right now.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Damn, when it rains, it pours…
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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You don’t need Campbell’s unless you’re in grade school and home sick watching The Price is Right. And that’s just chicken noodle.

For the rest: frugalhausfrau.com/recipes-anal...
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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i could almost respect this administration if they just said this
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Whew, in these trying times…
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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LMFAOOOOOOOOO
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
In this context only, mashed potatoes
One side dish gotta go…
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Fried chicken
One comfort food gotta go…
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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"Ruin someone else's life instead of just your own! It's what your grandfather did before he drank himself to death!"
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy

only therapy is therapy
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Gyms are not therapy either.
Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy

only therapy is therapy
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️

his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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no fr, COME SAVE ME
I’m ready for my loverboy to give me the soft life that I deserve. This no limit soldier era is dead for me. I’m now damsel in distress
a woman is sitting on a couch with her hand on her head .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her hand on her head .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Tryna hype myself to get through this Monday
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
No need to pit bad bitches against each other.
One vegetable gotta go…
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Everything except the corn can GO.
Another vegetable gotta go…
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
3 Musketeers
One Chocolate snack gotta go.
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Swedish fish AND twizzlers can see the trash!
One candy brand gotta go…
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Beer
One Alcohol gotta go…
(Beer, Wine, Tequila, Vodka)
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Chopped cheese, never even had that.
One Sandwich gotta go…
(Philly Cheesesteak, Chopped Cheese, BLT, Spicy Chicken Sandwich)
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Oatmeal raisin
One cookie flavor gotta go…
(chocolate chip, sugar, white chocolate chip, oatmeal rasin)
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
BBQ sauce
One condiment must go…
(Just the type of sauce, not the particular brand in the photo)
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM