@sptmbrs.bsky.social
Currently working as an intern for Tasha Mack Management.
Always darkest before dawn and all that…
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Always darkest before dawn and all that…
I can’t afford to live, I can’t afford to die now either…
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I can’t afford to live, I can’t afford to die now either…
Pretty sure my mom sent my brother to come collect me, but I won’t complain. Don’t need to be in anyone’s bar right now.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Pretty sure my mom sent my brother to come collect me, but I won’t complain. Don’t need to be in anyone’s bar right now.
Damn, when it rains, it pours…
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Damn, when it rains, it pours…
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You don’t need Campbell’s unless you’re in grade school and home sick watching The Price is Right. And that’s just chicken noodle.
For the rest: frugalhausfrau.com/recipes-anal...
For the rest: frugalhausfrau.com/recipes-anal...
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
You don’t need Campbell’s unless you’re in grade school and home sick watching The Price is Right. And that’s just chicken noodle.
For the rest: frugalhausfrau.com/recipes-anal...
For the rest: frugalhausfrau.com/recipes-anal...
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i could almost respect this administration if they just said this
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i could almost respect this administration if they just said this
Whew, in these trying times…
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Whew, in these trying times…
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LMFAOOOOOOOOO
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
In this context only, mashed potatoes
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
In this context only, mashed potatoes
Fried chicken
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Fried chicken
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"Ruin someone else's life instead of just your own! It's what your grandfather did before he drank himself to death!"
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Ruin someone else's life instead of just your own! It's what your grandfather did before he drank himself to death!"
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Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
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Gyms are not therapy either.
Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Gyms are not therapy either.
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RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️
his one and only social media post:
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his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️
his one and only social media post:
📽️
his one and only social media post:
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no fr, COME SAVE ME
I’m ready for my loverboy to give me the soft life that I deserve. This no limit soldier era is dead for me. I’m now damsel in distress
a woman is sitting on a couch with her hand on her head .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her hand on her head .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
no fr, COME SAVE ME
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Tryna hype myself to get through this Monday
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Tryna hype myself to get through this Monday
No need to pit bad bitches against each other.
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
No need to pit bad bitches against each other.
Everything except the corn can GO.
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Everything except the corn can GO.
3 Musketeers
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
3 Musketeers
Swedish fish AND twizzlers can see the trash!
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Swedish fish AND twizzlers can see the trash!
Beer
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Beer
Chopped cheese, never even had that.
One Sandwich gotta go…
(Philly Cheesesteak, Chopped Cheese, BLT, Spicy Chicken Sandwich)
(Philly Cheesesteak, Chopped Cheese, BLT, Spicy Chicken Sandwich)
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Chopped cheese, never even had that.
Oatmeal raisin
One cookie flavor gotta go…
(chocolate chip, sugar, white chocolate chip, oatmeal rasin)
(chocolate chip, sugar, white chocolate chip, oatmeal rasin)
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Oatmeal raisin
BBQ sauce
One condiment must go…
(Just the type of sauce, not the particular brand in the photo)
(Just the type of sauce, not the particular brand in the photo)
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
BBQ sauce