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SproutMage
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I swear to god, I don’t stand on a box. (Any/All)

MDNI Please. If you’re under 18 do not SPEAK to me
🧵💖 @emrys.gay
Twitch.tv/SproutMage

Pfp: @puddli.bsky.social
Header: @plushant.bsky.social
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It's that time again--Pokemon: Shadow of the Ashlands is live in five minutes!

Come listen to our Pokemon TTRPG live with my co-DM @brella.bsky.social, our players @sproutmage.com, @doccrog.bsky.social, and Butter who needs to get on bsky already!

See you soon! twitch.tv/EmrysRhymesWithAbyss
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Very normal activities between @lala-amanita.bsky.social and I.
February 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
We killed one, 3 more to go! More Dark Souls 1! i'm on a roll, if i can kill Orstein and Smough without rolling, i can kill anyone in this game.

We're LIVE rn! Twitch.tv/SproutMage! come hang out and watch me suffer! :3
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February 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Absolutely nothing but vibes on this chilly evening, come hang out for song requests, shitty driving, and everything else you'd expect of a pelf stream

twitch.tv/EmrysRhymesWithAbyss
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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"'Don't use genAI' is a privileged position" is such a fucking loser take.

If you have a device that can log in to this app and post shit takes like this, you can access free art programs that won't burn the planet. Fuck you.

Just fucking get good, loser.
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
@witchydemon.bsky.social just fucking sent me this unprompted, mid stream. It's very accurate, i did in fact get obliterated by these two several times actually.

also im streaming Tomb of the Giants right now, it's going EXACTLY as you think it would. come see :3

twitch.tv/SproutMage
February 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Look, they shouldn't have made it so big and shiny, they were practically BEGGING me to press it.
February 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
So like, after stream yesterday i immediately went to sleep so fast that i forgot to log out of both Warudo AND Dark Souls Remastered....

so what if i just did it again? clearly the sign is here to just play the game again uwu
February 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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Tiny puppy
February 6, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Gang, i know my schedule says Dark Souls, but man i am SLACKING in Cobblemon and im using y'all to hold me accountable to get my shit in line and become the very best!

still not feeling 100%, so allegedly gonna be a low energy stream. im sure being with y'all will make me feel better in no time <3
February 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS SO GOOD

go commission @scorchedice.art rn for fucking BANGER art like this!!!
February 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Gonna cancel stream today, i think i ate something that very much does not agree with the rest of my ailing and aging body.

Go check out some of the other cool gamers streaming today! give them extra love for me oki? :3
February 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
finding out that this was written about the same person who came into my partner's and my own space and immediately fucked the vibes up brings me no more joy then hearing an ice cream truck on a hot ass day.

being justified in not liking someone because their vibes are off always pays off gamers
February 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Good morning gamers! Today im doing a funny and silly, and playing Cobblemon Academy!

It's day 2 and i've already collected a few pretty sick gamers, AND a few of my chat's fan favorites!

Twitch.tv/SproutMage come hang out!

#VTLive #VSky #ENVTuber #ZardinaChamps #VTuber #Twitch
February 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Here's this week's schedule!

I got involved in @megino.bsky.social's Cobblemon Frontier championship and have already had SO MUCH FUN getting to know folks involved!

Come hang out this week, we got collabs, gaming and your favorite little gay plant man!

🌱 twitch.tv/SproutMage 🌱
February 2, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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OH YEAH BTW NEW MERCH IS AVAILABLE NOWWWWWWW

uwumarket.us/collections/...
February 2, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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Man..... hate raiding into someone and THEN finding out they use AI tools in their streaming. If you're gonna shout me out using FrostyTools.... I'd rather not be shouted out at all. But I'd rather have raided into ANYONE else not using that fuck ass tool :(((
February 1, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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I'M GETTING TATTOOED ONSTREAM TONIGHT

My sister is doing some ink on me tonight at 7PM Pacific!

With the arm that's not getting inked, my mods and I will be playing Civilization V!

Come watch at twitch.tv/EmrysRhymesWithAbyss tonight - see you soon, my loves!

🎨@elkcrown.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Good morning my little gumdrops its national Saturday which also means it’s ball flattening o’clock!

Yeah gonna just throw it on the floor, I’m playing dark souls 1 and I’m gonna keep going with this until I beat Gael in dark souls 3 (not in one stream)

Come watch me struggle! Twitch.tv/SproutMage
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January 31, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Cut stream short bc I wanted to have a old Godzilla movie marathon in my discord server too bad to stay focused on stream

Have a snippet of what we do to these old movies while we watch them, this is FRESH off the shitpost press
January 30, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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💙 TOMORROW OUGHGHGH 💙
💙 Today is my birthday, and I have a surprise for all of you! 💙

NEW EMRYS X UWU MERCH LINE COMING THIS SATURDAY!

Get your standees, shirts, posters, and more when merch drops on 1/31 @ 7PM PST!
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 PM
my name is sproutathan j. mage and I am bad at posting on bsky that i'm live

and i'm very lucky to have a manager who loves me so very much and posts on my behalf

Half Sword finally came out and I loved what I saw in the pre-release so come watch me engage in wanton violence

twitch.tv/SproutMage
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I've begun to yearn for a soulslike again, and i dont know which one this time. Bloodborne is always top of the list but i'd need to rehook up my ps4 AND find a new controller for it

and i can only beat dark souls 3, Elden Ring or Sekiro so many times

what do i doooooo oough
January 29, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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“You’re too harsh.”

No, I’m not, if I said EVERYTHING that I wanted to say about GenAi and ghouls like Altman I woulda’ been ToS’d off of this site a million times over, AiGuys should be grateful for my sheer mercy. 😤
"aren't you being a little mean? it's just some ai."

No. We can be meaner. Harsher. More demonic. More diabolical. Humiliate harder. Throw alley-oops and dunk on their pathetic attempts to masquerade as a creative person.
January 29, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Past couple days were rough, found out that the outside internet box was COMPLETELY cooked and so was the wire to my house! so that was fun!

anyway, todays gonna be super fun because we're gonna be playing an ol' favorite of mine. come see what nonsense i'll be up to today!

#VSky #VTuber #ENVTuber
January 27, 2026 at 6:34 PM