—— ᅠᅠᅠ 𝘚𝘗𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘛 𝘚𝘌𝘌𝘋𝘓𝘠 .ᐟ ˎˊ˗
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—— ᅠᅠᅠ 𝘚𝘗𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘛 𝘚𝘌𝘌𝘋𝘓𝘠 .ᐟ ˎˊ˗
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ᅠᅠᅠ yeah , no , that fucking hurts . to a recoiling point ; as one ' s rough red palm reaches out on instinct for the crustacean ' s head . for the tail fin to take him down with him , more than likely , as the adrenaline and fury kick in .

ᅠᅠᅠ ouuhh .

[ Those screams fall onto deaf ears, this shrimp is upset and he is NOT going to stop attacking until one of them loses!!! ]

[ As for the broom, Shrimpo just takes the hits and swings his own arm straight towards the berry's head. Probably just to restrict the guy's vision. Yeowch! ]

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ᅠᅠᅠ yeah , its immediately used as a means of defense . to block , to hit , 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 . — just to try and fend off the raging shrimp .

`` GETOFFGETOFFGETOUTGE ``


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ᅠᅠᅠ yeah , its immediately used as a means of defense . to block , to hit , 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 . — just to try and fend off the raging shrimp .

`` GETOFFGETOFFGETOUTGE ``



ᅠᅠᅠ and without a moment ' s warning .ᐟ.ᐟ damn , shrimpo , kick his can .ᐟ.ᐟ friendly fire will not be tolerated .ᐟ.ᐟ

ᅠᅠᅠ the impact sends sprout back into the kitchen table ; tumbling down , crashing even . and the broom in the chef ' s hands .ᐣ

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[ DEADNAMED. TWICE. TWICE IN ONE DAY. If he wasn't that annoyed before he DEFINITELY is now. ]

[ Shrimpo doesn't even TRY to make another comeback, he just LUNGES AT THE GUY. It's like a feral cat when you get too close. ]


ᅠᅠᅠ and cue an eye twitch . wuh ouh .

`` wanchu t ' try me , shrimp . ah ' ll fry you into tempura before you can even swing . ``



ᅠᅠᅠ and cue an eye twitch . wuh ouh .

`` wanchu t ' try me , shrimp . ah ' ll fry you into tempura before you can even swing . ``

Yeah, I've wanted to turn you into fruit punch for a while.

[ As he's saying this he's drawing a smile in the flour. Even now he's being silly!!! ]


ᅠᅠᅠ careful , now . grip that broom any tighter and it may snap .ᐟ

`` do . you want uh fight . — ' cause this here is uh sure way ' ve gettin ' one . ``



ᅠᅠᅠ careful , now . grip that broom any tighter and it may snap .ᐟ

`` do . you want uh fight . — ' cause this here is uh sure way ' ve gettin ' one . ``

My deal is you pissed me off.

Thought that was obvious? Or is your brain just as rotten as you?

ᅠᅠᅠ ever wondered how angry a strawberry could get .ᐣ well , feast your eyes .ᐟ —

ᅠᅠᅠ almost 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 upon his impact with the countertop , the chef took a firm hold of the broom already in his hold and shouted ;

`` what is yer deal .ᐣ.ᐣ huh .ᐣ.ᐣ ``

ᅠᅠᅠ ever wondered how angry a strawberry could get .ᐣ well , feast your eyes .ᐟ —

ᅠᅠᅠ almost 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 upon his impact with the countertop , the chef took a firm hold of the broom already in his hold and shouted ;

`` what is yer deal .ᐣ.ᐣ huh .ᐣ.ᐣ ``
[ That stare is mutual, but the shrimp still opens the bag, and reaches his hand inside. Just to grab a small amount! ]

[ Moments before slamming said handful onto the counter. You can imagine the mess. ]

ᅠᅠᅠ movement caught from the corner of the chef ' s eye alerts him . his attention snaps , and a hard stare is made straight towards shrimpo .

ᅠᅠᅠ 𝘥𝘰𝘯 ' 𝘵 .

ᅠᅠᅠ movement caught from the corner of the chef ' s eye alerts him . his attention snaps , and a hard stare is made straight towards shrimpo .

ᅠᅠᅠ 𝘥𝘰𝘯 ' 𝘵 .
( Hm. What to do. )

[ . . . ]

[ Shrimpo begins to reach towards something on one of the counters, looks like flour? Uh oh. ]

ᅠᅠᅠ he ' s not really doing much . other than , y ' know . — mumbling to himself , cleaning ; using a borrowed broom for the floors .

ᅠᅠᅠ something to thank tisha for later on , definitely .

ᅠᅠᅠ he ' s not really doing much . other than , y ' know . — mumbling to himself , cleaning ; using a borrowed broom for the floors .

ᅠᅠᅠ something to thank tisha for later on , definitely .
[ . . . ]

[ He's just staring at Sprout. Probably waiting for him to do something specific first. ]
[ Oooh... How long is he gonna be able to ignore Shrimpo? Let's find out! Be a hindrance... ]

ᅠᅠᅠ namely just tending to the kitchen counters . busy work .

ᅠᅠᅠ oh .ᐟ lost puppy behavior .ᐟ .. yeah , he ' s going to continue to ignore that .

ᅠᅠᅠ things to do , places to be ; that sorta thing .
[ Walking off isn't much of an option when the shrimp decides he will follow after. Why? No clue. But he's doing it! ]

ᅠᅠᅠ he ' s quiet , again .

`` don ' t hafta stick around fer this . walkin ' away now , appetizer . `` ᅠ speaking while turning , duh .ᐟ.ᐟ walking off .ᐟ.ᐟ

ᅠᅠᅠ he ' s quiet , again .

`` don ' t hafta stick around fer this . walkin ' away now , appetizer . `` ᅠ speaking while turning , duh .ᐟ.ᐟ walking off .ᐟ.ᐟ
I know when to be nice when I feel like it.

That's like a thing, y'know. Self-control? Something you kinda look like you're about to lose...

[ He looks unbelievably smug, considering the implications of that. ]

`` .. right . `` ᅠ oh . cue a subtle eye twitch .ᐟ.ᐟ

`` goobin ' ought t ' teach y ' new manners . preferably before ah take a crack at it . ``

`` .. right . `` ᅠ oh . cue a subtle eye twitch .ᐟ.ᐟ

`` goobin ' ought t ' teach y ' new manners . preferably before ah take a crack at it . ``
I'm not bland. I'm super cool.
Nobody thinks YOU'RE cool outside of that half broken TV.

`` ' s better than bein ' as bland as fish n ' chicken . ``

`` better term is ' bittersweet , ' shrimp . no shame in bein ' an aquired taste . ``
Why would I ever respect you??? You're too sour for anything. >:[

`` well yers is c - shaped . yet ah don ' t go ' round callin ' you a see - yew - en - tee , now , do i .ᐣ ``
Yeah well your head is round and I don't like it so I get to be mean.

`` an ' they say friendly fire ain ' t a thing . `` ᅠ muttering .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ

`` an ' they say friendly fire ain ' t a thing . `` ᅠ muttering .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ
I do not want to hear it from the guy who lives up to being a fruit in more than one way.

HEH .
I shrimply think its interesting that you did the opposite! Tempura to Shrimpo and not Shrimpo to Tempura ^^

`` checks out . just .. worried , ' bout er ' nose . was broken last ah checked . ``

`` is .. goobin ' alright .ᐣ still sleepin ' , ah take it .ᐣ ``