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SPRISK
@sprisky.bsky.social
It’s Sprisk! I’m big and blue.
🔞
26
He/They
Doing stream stuff at twitch.tv/sprisk_
Pinned
MKAY

So because I love the game, and it’s setup for OBS, and it’s entertaining

I’m gonna do a little Voices of the Void this afternoon

It’ll be around 3 EST, or 8pm for UK people

twitch.tv/sprisk_ is where you’ll find me

It’s NOT pretty but it’s home

I’ll be looking for you 🫵
Sprisk_ - Twitch
Born 4 seconds ago, on the cob.
twitch.tv
Im sure many of you relate, but I figure it worth stating

I’m down horrendous for @spec-tacular98.bsky.social

They’re great :)
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What is that thing
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I haven’t sprayed cool whip directly in my mouth in years

And I just did and I felt like a junkie relapsing
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
“Extra onions” at McDonald’s means we rolled the wrapper in onions
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
26 is a terrible age to still not have a really good job

Because that’s the age you get kicked off of insurance

Because we love arbitrary restrictions designed to apply pressure to young people
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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✨ Be careful what ancient powers you toy with, it might just be more than your little facility can handle~ by @nommz.bsky.social feat @cutternut.bsky.social !
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Why the fuck does TUSSIN DM have red .40?

Bro it tastes like ass, and is medicine, it doesn’t need dye
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I go through cycles when it comes to simping specific species

But today that’s BIRDS

Remember this bird? Hot as hell, this bird.

🎨 @vaeifpx.gay drew this bird
🎨 YOU should draw this bird too, being big and having a huge ass probably maybe

Causing trouble
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Upside to having covid, I get to pretend I’m Arthur Morgan when I’m having a coughing fit
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Shock horror

Everyone is playing the 2 new character in the Nightreign dlc and it’s making things needlessly difficult
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Just turned off my space heater so my icecream wouldn’t melt as fast

I’m the most privileged man on earth
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
So while I’m sat in the bathroom with Covid, preparing to go into work (not my choice)

Let me just say it’s funny how tipped employees can be paid as little as $2.13 an hour but they still have to make at least the federal minimum wage with those tips

So… you’re asking customers to make up the dif
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It is time, for the first exciting night of “I am sick and hurt all over and my throat is full of razor blades and there’s drainage pouring down my throat making it more sore so I cannot sleep”

Thanks for bringing C0vid home, and getting in a car with me, appreciate it so much thanks so much
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Underwear that says "hold your breath~" on the butt
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Desperately need to finish Abiotic Factor but started it with a friend like a year ago and I don’t want to finish it on my own

It’ll be much nicer if we can both finish it together

Plus 2 is better than 1 with survival crafting, every time…
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Left for dead style horde game, but the hordes are kobolds, and instead of shooting them you pet them
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I know megabonk is just vampire survivors in 3-D at its core but it still captivates me
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Gotta start saving drafts for posting here
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Tip culture, people making more by posting themselves NUDE than college grads, etc

All stuff that makes people upset for entirely the wrong reason
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Legitimately every jacked fitness influencer starts with like “you have to hydrate and eat food”

Okay

“Your workout should be intense not 2 hours long”

Sure sounds good

“And you should go beyond the point of muscle failure, until your skin bleeds all over and you pass out”

There it is…
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I am in virtually 0 of the engagement circle things here because I just don’t engage like I once did

I have nothing to say to ANY of you
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Played Nightreign before bed, used the astora skin for guardian

I didn’t realize being a giant armored knight with a shield that protects people by taking aggro was so gender…

I wish I could make people feel safe is all

twiddles thumbs
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
“lol you can’t center a div”

“Number 1 responsive design fan”

“I love using flexbox in every project award”

“Width: 50%; margin: 0 auto; enjoyer”

“Adding content to a page for the sake of parallax when it’s entirely unnecessary award”

“I <3 MERN”

“300 frameworks known, 0 jobs found”
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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When Lucky invited me to come do some yoga this was the last thing I expected
As if it wasn't enough he zapped both of us with his shrink ray, he also had me wear this armband that has my size going to "better use" to quote him.

🐶🍑✨🦊💦

Trade w/ @arfventurer.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’m simply going to re-learn Blender and Unity and make the first ever fun video game.

No one gets to play it except for me.
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM