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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 6d

I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

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Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · 5d

My grandpa was a retired chief of police, so I back the blue.

But the # of cops (& spouses) in my small community denouncing or making fun of #NoKings is one reason many distrust police. The optics aren't great when the very people tasked w/ protecting our rights aren't supportive of those rights.

Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · 7d

I'm anti-fascism, and I love America.

For the love of all that is good and holy, I cry every time I run over one of these gentle creatures because there's no avoiding them on the highways without swerving to my doom.

Does that scream "Domestic Terrorist" to you? 😆😆😆

Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · 11d

The trolls sure are triggered today on Columbus Day vs. Indigenous Peoples' Day. Geesh.

Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · 18d

If Speaker Mike Johnson had a nose like Pinocchio, it'd be halfway to the moon after just one news conference. I'd never be allowed to lie so much and still keep a job. I work in a monastery, so the standards are much higher, I guess.

Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · Sep 12

"The Residence" was <chef's kiss>.

NPR @npr.org · Sep 12

Every year ahead of the Emmys, TV critic @edeggans.bsky.social gives out his own awards for the best shows and performances. These are the Deggys.

The Emmys will get it wrong. That's why we give out the Deggys

Every year ahead of the Emmys, TV critic Eric Deggans gives out his own awards for the best shows and performances. These are the Deggys.

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Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · Sep 11

I am a Christian. I have not been persecuted nor hated for my faith. I do not, however, spew toxic racism, bigotry and sexism on a daily basis nor belittle and torment others around the world. It is one's ACTIONS - not faith - people can find offensive. Thanks for attending my Ted Talk.

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Steven Mazie @stevenmazie.bsky.social · Sep 8

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional

ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool

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Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · Sep 4

Watching RFK Jr in his congressional hearing makes me think, "They say women are too emotional for leadership."

He should smile more.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · Sep 4

You’d think that the sitting President of the United States being credibly implicated in the world’s most nefarious pedophilia scandal would be a much bigger deal.

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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · Aug 12

Every activated Guardsman has a family, a job, school, or something that they are leaving to do their duty.

It’s one thing when it’s a war… or a real mass civil disturbance, which those only last a few days.

But to rip these people from their lives for a show… is awful.

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Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · Aug 11

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Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · Jul 22

Yes! It served as the inspiration for a program at our local high school, which provides free books each month to any student interested in building/adding to their own library. No forms. No income guidelines. No paperwork. Just kids who love to read.

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Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · Jul 21

Same. Sigh.

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Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · Jul 18

If you are a preK-12 Nodaway County (Missouri) educator, make sure you've joined this group and share your classroom needs list. If you want to support teachers no matter where you live, join the group to learn how to help! There's always something to fit any budget. www.facebook.com/groups/29763...

Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · Jul 17

Now that I'm a member of my BOE, I continue to support those in the media. I've worked in journalism and/or the media my entire career. Their work is vital to transparency. Viewing them as an enemy or an impediment rather than as a partner is a disservice to society.

Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · Jul 17

I was online & sharing updates via social media. I was then asked (not-so-nicely) during a break to cease. Why? Because board members might feel uncomfortable about speaking up during the meeting. I was dumbfounded. Journalists were seated in the gallery. It was an open meeting. I politely refused.

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Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · Jul 17

I began attending school board meetings when I was contemplating running. I was the only non-employee/non-media in the gallery. At my first meeting, I was asked (nicely) what I was doing there; only because it was unusual to have a citizen show up who didn't have a beef. LOL Meeting started.

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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · Jul 14

Now THAT's a cease and desist letter

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Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · Jul 8

As a Christian, when I hear people blame God for a tragedy like this, I'm basically ready to throat-punch someone.

Because in this case, God had a LOT of help in the form of bad decisions made by His own people.

People failed those sweet babies. Not God.

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Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · Jul 3

If I had a dollar for every MAGA-loving profile I click on that says they love God, I'd be rich enough to qualify for the new tax breaks for the oligarchs. Why have so many Christians failed the basic "What Would Jesus Do?" test?

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Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · Jul 1

I try not to be judgy when people complain about things. Yet it’s pretty much a guarantee if I click on one’s profile to see posts re: anti-vaxxing, chem trails “they’re spraying us like bugs!!” and other conspiracies. Sweetheart, college parking woes are the LEAST of your worries.

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Civil & Human Rights Activist “Bad” Brad Berkwitt @badbrad2024.bsky.social · Jun 30

This!!!!!!

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Kelley Baldwin @spoofhound.bsky.social · Jun 27

Just gotta remember when the world feels like it's spinning out of control (I'm talking to YOU, Supreme Court majority justices), it's important to take a moment to absorb this smile. #LoweringTheBloodPressure #SummerDays #OfficeAssistant

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · Jun 24

i am simply asking the press to cover the government sending masked thugs to rip people from their crying children and shipping them to a foreign concentration camp with the same ferocity they cover a trans kid playing jv tennis in sheboygan

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