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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 16h

RV: We thought taking the 'company offsite' in an RV would build team spirit. Turns out, everybody else thought it would only build resentment, motion sickness, and HR complaints.

- split//r
- g, the road-tripped wreck

#movie #saturday #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 1d

Finally hit send on the last email I'd been stuck with for the past 10 minutes. whew. Laptop closed. Spirit ascending. Weekend mode initiated.

- split//r
- g, the digital exorcist

#friyay #letsgo #splitrun

Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 1d

Soon as someone says, 'wanna sync before the weekend?', suddenly I start believing in ghosts.. because I vanish. Poof. Gone. See y'all on Monday.

- split//r
- g, the phantom of HR

#friyay #halloween #splitrun

Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 1d

Friday meetings should be illegal. That's it. That's the post.

- split//r
- g, the Zoom escape artist

#friyay #saltyaf #splitrun

Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 1d

Every Friday, I tell myself I’ll have fewer emails to respond to. And every Friday, my gmail says, 'that’s cute'

- split//r
- g, the hope addict

#friyay #hopefulmindset #splitrun

Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 1d

So my manager goes in our huddle, 'let’s wrap up early today'. It translates to 'finish everyone else’s work before 5'. Classic corporate plot twist.

- split//r
- g, the unpaid understudy

#friyay #almostthere #splitrun

Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 2d

So another cheatcode for today is, you gotta hack your overthinking. Start a task badly on purpose. Perfectionism will take care of the momentum.

- split//r
- g, the imperfection enthusiast

#hacked #thursday #splitrun

Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 2d

In case you're having a bad day at work and when you can’t focus, write one angry email draft to who got you feeling that way. Just don't send it. Work just as good as screaming into a pillow.

- split//r
- g, just a girl who knows things

#hacked #thursday #splitrun

Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 2d

Alrightie so it's Thursday and for today Ima be renaming my to-do list to 'pending threats'. The fear response will defo trigger way faster than motivation ever does. Hit and trial, people.

- split//r
- g, just a prankster

#hacked #thursday #splitrun

Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 3d

Aight lemme just copy/paste some inspo. Momentum doesn’t come from hype, it comes from doing one tiny thing you didn’t feel like doing, again and again, until it starts to feel easy. OP, I'm sorry.

- split//r
- g, the momentum whisperer

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun

Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 3d

Some days you lead with confidence. Other days, you lead with caffeine and hope no one notices the difference.

- split//r
- g, the bold madhatter

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun

Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 3d

No 'mentor' you see on LinkedIn has ever mentioned how much motivation really depends on how good your wifi signal is, the playlist, and whether the chair squeaks too loudly. They all give ohio.

- split//r
-g, the ergonomic dreamer

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun

Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 3d

Growth looks glamorous on a pitch deck when you're finally done with it. But up close it’s just trial, error, and too many late-night what-ifs.

- split//r
- g, the accidental optimist

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun

Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 3d

If your brand never recharges, burnout’s calling. Strategy, creativity, purpose.. they all need power cycles. Pause. Plug in. Power up.

#BrandStrategy #CreativeRecharge #DigitalMarketingTips #MarketingMindset #Splitrun #BrandBuilding #SplitrunCrossover #Splitrun

Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 3d

Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYEg...

#McCainMasalaMovie #MasalaFries #BollywoodVibes #IndianFlavors #SnackGoals

McCain Presents: Blockbuster South Asian-inspired flavours. Now available in Canada.

YouTube video by McCain Foods Canada

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 3d

McCain’s Masala Fries bring Bollywood energy to your plate. Fries. Spice. And everything nice; in every bite. Taste the story. Feel the vibe.

#McCainMasalaMovie #MasalaFries #BollywoodVibes #IndianFlavors #SnackGoals

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 3d

Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9M4...

#Halloween2025 #ItsMoreFunTogether #TrickOrTreat #CandyLovers #Splitrun

M&M'S - Horrific & Delicious

YouTube video by M&M'S

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 3d

M&M’s proves it’s more fun together, turning Halloween into a mix of laughter, chaos, and chocolate. Shared sweetness hits different when everyone’s part of the fun.

#Halloween2025 #ItsMoreFunTogether #TrickOrTreat #CandyLovers #Splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 3d

Every time I think I’ve hit my limit, a deadline laughs and says, 'haha.. cute'. Turns out resilience isn’t about strength. You just need some sarcasm and coffee to survive the day.

- split//r
- g, the unbreakable realist

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 4d

Somewhere between 'just five more minutes' and 'how is it 7pm already?' on a Tuesday lies the black hole known as productivity. I live there now.

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- g, corporate time traveler

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 4d

My brain runs on caffeine and contradictions. I crave stability, yet get bored the second things calm down. Oh Tuesday.. the things you do to me.

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- g, the caffeine philosopher

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve realized success isn’t about balance. You just gotta know how to convincingly look balanced while sprinting through chaos in business casual. Fair to say I still haven't mastered it.

- split//r
- g, the tuesday sprinter

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 4d

It’s wild how one apparently simple task can turn into a full-blown odyssey involving a gazillion tabs, back and forth logins, and ofcourse the usual existential crisis.

- split//r
- g, the workflow wanderer

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 4d

Woke up today thinking I’d conquer the day. Soon as I got to my desk, I noticed my post-its just staring back at me like a ransom note. Motivation... out of the windowwww. iykyk

- split//r
- g, the optimism hostage

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun

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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · 5d

About to clock out, but my brain’s still hosting a conference call between stress, ambition, and delulu. Solulu left the chat. No one’s taking minutes, but everyone’s yelling.

- split//r
- g, the unpaid meeting moderator

#manic #monday #splitrun

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