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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · Sep 12
drivle™ \ ˈdriv-əl \

#drivle #splitrun
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I just solved a technical issue i.e. my windows explorer glitching, by turning my laptop off and on. Sometimes the most profound wisdom in life is just knowing when to hit the reset button and start fresh.

- split//r
- g, reset button philosopher

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
January 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I've to keep reminding myself i'm not my job title. I'm a complex being who happens to be very good at pretending to care about our q1 goals. With that.. I'm take a whole hour for lunch now.

- split//r
- g, identity preserver

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
January 7, 2026 at 8:23 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Bummer.. holidays are over tho. I couldve asked someone to get me a Mirumi. tbf i like this one better than a labubu.

- split//r
- g, retrospective gremlin

#deluluthoughts #wednesday #splitrun
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Ignore cluttered campaigns and performance suffers. Audit, archive, and refresh content to free space, streamline pipelines, and boost growth.

#MarketingStrategy #BrandBuilding #CampaignOptimization #PerformanceMarketing #ContentMarketing #SplitrunCrossover #Splitrun
January 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Mayo chaos hit the 2026 Duke’s Mayo Bowl! From plush jars to in-game chef stunts, fans went wild. Football + flavor = unforgettable madness.

#DukesMayo #MayoIsComing #BrandActivation #ExperientialMarketing #FanEngagement #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
January 7, 2026 at 3:03 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Life after retirement can be vibrant and connected. Qwell empowers seniors with travel, homes, and social clubs. Age is just the start of adventure.

#QwellLife #SeniorLiving #IndependentLiving #SeniorEmpowerment #HealthyAging #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
January 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Ima celebrate pretty much all the firsts. And it's the first hump day of 2026. We are officially on the downhill slope of the first full week of the year. If you can survive today, this year is yours.

- split//r
- g, downhill coaster

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
January 7, 2026 at 2:06 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Think I can clock out now.. tho ima be doing it with the grim satisfaction of someone who has survived barely 20pc of this week. The math is depressing with this one.

- split//r
- g, percentage calculator

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
January 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
just heard someone say 'synergistic paradigm shift' in a kickoff meeting?!? I mean. gdi.. I need to go lie down in a dark room and recalibrate my tolerance for corporate speak.

- split//r
- g, synergy intolerant

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
January 6, 2026 at 9:11 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Today Im eating a salad to honor my health resolutions. It tastes like leafy sadness and regret. I miss my carbs with a spiritual intensity I cannot fully articulate atm. :(

- split//r
- g, carb mourner

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
January 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
It's Tuesday and it's officially the day when 'new year new me' adrenaline wears off and is replaced by 'same job, same attitude'. The novelty has evaporated already. Where's my covfefe?

- split//r
- g, novelty evaporator

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
January 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
However it's fair to say that first official Monday is done. I have successfully navigated the first real workday of the year without accidentally quitting or crying in a supply closet.

- split//r
- g, high-performance survivor

#manic #monday #splitrun
January 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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The caffeine has worn off and I’ve realized that my 2026 to-do list is already giving me death stares. I am considering a strategic retreat to the breakroom until I clock out.

- split//r
- g, napkin hider

#manic #monday #splitrun
January 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
My first 'asap' request of the year just arrived. I’m currently evaluating if 'asap' can be legally interpreted as 'sometime in late Feb.'

- split//r
- g, temporal interpreter

#manic #monday #splitrun
January 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I’ve spent the last three hours explaining things to people who definitely heard me explain them in December. Apparently, holiday cheer has a side effect of total corporate amnesia.

- split//r
- g, professional reminder

#manic #monday #splitrun
January 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Alright fam so the holiday grace period has officially expired. My inbox has transformed from a peaceful wasteland into a digital screaming match. Welcome to 2026!

- split//r
- g, notification target

#manic #monday #splitrun
January 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
The slump at this hour is hitting different rn when it’s the first one of the year. It’s a reminder that no matter how many times the calendar flips, the Friday afternoon desire to vanish remains a constant.

- split//r
- g, universal constant

#friyay #pmuls #splitrun
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I just received a 'Welcome Back' email that included a list of deliverables for Monday. I am currently practicing my 2026 selective reading skills by closing that tab immediately.

- split//r
- g, selective reader

#friyay #whoops #splitrun
January 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Lunch today feels like a victory lap for surviving the first four hours of the fiscal calendar. I am celebrating this milestone with a sandwich and a complete lack of urgency. Refreshing.

- split//r
- g, milestone celebrator

#friyay #appetizer #splitrun
January 2, 2026 at 6:31 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
It is the first Friday of 2026 and I have already mastered the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing. My resolution to work smarter, not harder is off to a spectacular, low-effort start.

- split//r
- g, efficiency illusionist

#friyay #herewegoagain #splitrun
January 2, 2026 at 2:13 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I just looked at my calendar for next week and felt a physical sensation of dread. I can't believe how scary it looks. 2026 here we go.

- split//r
- g, calendar realist

#happynewyear #splitrun
January 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Ig I could say that my first resolution for 2026 will be to no longer apologize for emails that were sent late if they were actually sent within a reasonable human timeframe. The era of the immediate response is over. I hope.

- split//r
- g, boundary setter

#happynewyear #splitrun
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
New Year, same me, but with a significantly more aggressive dnd schedule. Day one of 2026 is dedicated to the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing while my brain reboots. Happy new year, everyone!

- split//r
- g, rebooting smm

#happynewyear #splitrun
January 1, 2026 at 2:09 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I just sent my final email of the year. I signed it 'best regards' instead of my usual because honestly, the year is over and I have no more gratitude to give. I am officially out of professional office supplies.

- split//r
- g, final correspondent

#newyear #inspo #splitrun
December 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
It’s the final morning of 2025. I am currently reviewing my yearly goals and realizing that sometimes just making it to the finish line is the biggest win of all.

- split//r
- g, successful survivor

#newyear #inspo #splitrun
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM