Funny Fish
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In Cleveland the streets are paved with kielbasa and you can go to the west side market and buy a bag of pierogis the size of your fist
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I knew I did not truly belong here when I went to the store and couldn’t find any of just like the basic frozen pierogis and I asked someone where they were and he literally didn’t know what I was talking about
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Hurts my spirit that apparently zero Eastern Europeans OR Italians decided to come to this city like I’ve lived here for 5 years now and I’m still like okay so what am I supposed to eat 😭
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been feeling pretty socially abnormal as of late it is how it is
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I literally need this again like I need water
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I just remembered the stuffed chicken wings I used to get at this place in Cleveland that they stopped selling don’t even fucking joke with rn lad
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I would do unspeakable things for a bite rn bro….
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Georgia popped the fuck offfff with khachapuri
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even if you believe with ur whole heart and soul that there was never anything wrong with chief wahoo why would you think it’s even slightly normal to be complaining about this in the replies of AN OBITUARY
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It is unreal how tone deaf the kinds of people who reply to every single guardians post like ummm bring back the old name are
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How do I genuinely get this across in an e mail
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Hello professor thanks for reaching out. To be honest the reason I missed that assignment is because you are a complete psychopath for making this course be on Microsoft Teams
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Take back what u just implied about diu…..
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“Part 5 is the best jojo part” I heart eating shit
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Blast pit is a good chapter it’s just like so overstimulating
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Accidentally drank my brothers coke out of the fridge so I walked over to the corner store to buy him a new one they’re saying I barely even count as a younger sibling
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my little tienpsies that were in the game for roughly 25 minutes
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is it too much to ask to go just 1 24hr period without speaking to another human being
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It’s the griggs and sheckley show
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This is what listening to of Montreal does for me
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The only kind of person who can really understand you when you’re lowkey like of a terrible person is another kind of terrible person . It’s what we deserve I suppose
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I call it the upstairs neighbor special