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Richard

@splatterchimp.bsky.social

100 followers 26 following 95 posts

When I'm not riding my unicycle, I'm riding the D. NSFW, random hodgepodge of my slutty side, and a peek behind the curtain of my day to day.

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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · Jul 23

Coffee and exercise turn me into a formidable bottom. Don't believe me... A medium iced latte and I'll ride a dick 'til my hips break.

Richard

I do enjoy a coffee. And I teach people to cycle. I rarely charge as I enjoy it. But, as any cyclist will tell you, the best part is having a coffee afterwards... Hint hint.

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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 1d

Happy as a slut in cum with my dick in my hand.
I'm freaking loving this homemade porn filming. #HappyBeingASlut

Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 2d

It would be a thumbs up to the cameraman, but I was going solo.
Just a quick rehearsal for my 100 followers video.

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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 3d

I've hit 100 followers! As a big thank you, I'm working on something special for you beautiful cock hungry whores.
I love all of you.

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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 5d

For no particular reason, I'm feeling fucking hench today. Like, get you on your knees and only come up for air when I allow you to, kind of hench.

Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 5d

It's another #FatCockFriday! Remember, your nuts need some love too. #FCF

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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 12d

Happy #FatCockFriday you fucking whores. Double the fat cock, double your pleasure. #FCF

Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 15d

I've spent the last few days being a media whore, and neglecting my obligations as a regular whore.

Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 16d

Lovely to meet you too.

Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 19d

Back from an evening of cycling. The post ride horn has started with reckless abandon. Hope you like sweaty lycra, I'm keeping it on till I cover myself with cum.

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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 19d

I'll be there Sunday to save you.

Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 19d

Fat cock Friday! #FatCockFriday #FCF

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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 21d

Will this do?? 👉🏼👈🏼

Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 25d

I freaking love getting wet.
This time rain. Not cum. Why'd you even think that, you hornbags.

Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 26d

Happy #FatCockFriday, you beautiful whores. Come get ya fill. #Fcf

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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 28d

You'll see me on my back if you ask nicely...

Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 28d

And I'm back. Feeling good about things. So here young me from my modeling days.

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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · Sep 13

I'm amazed I was able to hold the phone, such an amazing hole and a gorgeous pup. Blew my mind he made me cum inside him twice just by begging me to.

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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · Sep 12

What with you guys bringing the love today, I couldn't resist. Enjoy. #Fcf

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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · Sep 12

It's been a while since I felt good about myself, fat cock Friday seems like the best place to start with keeping up the good work. #FCF

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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · Sep 11

Could bury my face in there for hours.

Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · Sep 1

Forgot to post this. But after a weekend of cycling, I just slumped on the floor, a sweaty horny mess. Ready for any and all to shoot hot loads over me.

Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · Aug 29

One from the vault. It's not my fat cock, but what else are you gonna do on your break at work...

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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · Aug 24

General, all round whore. Thank you.

Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · Aug 24

Well, I made the Manchester evening news.
Happy pride bitches.

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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · Aug 22

You can do it next time you're here.

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