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@splatologist.bsky.social
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90’s theme park mascot. 35 year old bird thing. I like roller coasters, horror movies, metal, footwear, toons and Sonic.
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Sorry bout your screen! 🍬 Thanks for the sick animation @aricat.bsky.social
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You know Arrow would be sliming Stelly at every given opportunity! 😝

Stelly belongs to @splatologist.bsky.social 💙
Watched 28 Years Later on a plane yesterday and the cinematography and editing blew my fucking balls off, can’t stop thinking about it
If anyone wants to be thirsty bout sneaks lmk
Just thinking about shoes ya know
The Fun Size segment in VHS/Halloween is prob my favorite thing ever, it slaps
I am driving to Denver 😵‍💫
Just found out the guy that did Too Many Cooks is doing a short for the new V/H/S movie and now I’m even more hype lol
Post-Turnstile sneaks! Sick show 🤘
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Had a great night muddy'ing my shoes in the pit at the Turnstile show. Thx for comin with @splatologist.bsky.social 🩵
Damn I just wanna be stepped on
What are you nerds listening to? Need some recs fire ‘em off please and thank you
Did it sound like “welcome to my kitchan… we got bananies… and avocodies?”
One of the first things I did in my new car because I’m hopeless
I Think You Should Leave is the ultimate comfort show… I’m not convinced Tim Robinson is a real person
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Metroid Prime 4 has been rebooted as a bike game apparently. Out Dec 4th
“Conservative activist” how about you dumb fucks work instead of hosting dick sucking rallies
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That both of Turning Point USA’s founders are dead from public health crises their organization worked hard to enable is a parable for our time.
“Commission-of-sorts” means I bought his Turnstile ticket and we’re gonna get absolutely bodied in the pit in 2 weeks 🙏
The door is unlocked, I dunno why they're doing this. Tails seems to be really getting into it huh?
Commission-of-sorts for @splatologist.bsky.social
#sonic #furryart #pegaart
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You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.