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Enron Hubbard
@spineflu.bsky.social
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pokemon adjunct. balatro sweat. ex-cohost and missing it. vice's river donaghey (of haribo sugar-free gummy diarrhea fame) wrote about some rules i helped write once. #spinefludrawspokemon
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · Aug 15
i don't think we should make another governor of california president; the last one that happened with, you can still see on every graph
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 21h
is it normal to have trouble breathibg after a milkshake
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 21h
1/2 cup crunchy peanut butter
1 whole banana
1/2 pint chocolate ice cream
4oz sour patch kids
20mg THC gummies
1/4 sleeve thin mints
8 pcs cinnamon licorice or 16 pcs cinnamon gummi bears
1 cup milk + to taste

combine ingredients in blender, blend until smooth. "The Pancreatic Defibrillator".
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 1d
coughing blood into the hankerchief disease.... the silent killer
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 2d
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norville barnes holds up the death circle from The Ring. "you know, for kids"
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 2d
watching the tape from The Ring on my phone so sadako comes out all tiny. squeeze through tbis iphone mini ya spooky asshole.
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 3d
it always rules when you mouse over the actors' names on a tv show's wikipedia entry and all the photo previews look like they were taken at a crime scene
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 4d
forest thing
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 4d
whys he called swamp thing if he's a green creature

does he tap for black mana? is he golgari?
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 4d
recutting 60s & 70s movies to play at double speed and overlaying subway surfer like content on one side, creating the nightcore cinema experience
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 5d
found out that naomi wolf was the first to use "alpha" and "beta" in the context of humans in a major publication circa 1999 for bush v gore and how was some of the earliest internet not just "if your naomi is klein you're doing just fine / if your naomi be wolf, oof buddy, oof"
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 6d
fuck off back to canada, patsy.
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 6d
Howard Hugh Grant
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 9d
bro i straight up hate the jungian nightmare that is taylor swift lyric analysis videos
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 9d
they should make fluoridated ice cream sandwiches so i don't have to brush my teeth afterward
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 10d
so no story complications ever feel like there's stakes, every villain is no-sold, just, this is a waste of your time.
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 10d
who is this even for. what kids are clamoring for kiss's extremely boomer variety of rock music.
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 10d
1/5 stars, mostly for the jay & silent bob cameo
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 10d
Scooby Doo and Kiss Rock and Roll Mystery is a useful case study in narrative since Kiss seems to have some stipulation where they can never take Ls or be humorously deflationary so all the buffoonery falls to scoob + co, whereas kiss's extremely goofy lore is treated as sacrosanct.
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 12d
Rudimentary Giuliani
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 12d
This Ain't Cannery Row: an XXX parody
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 12d
when the mom in 28 years later found the train it all clicked for me; she's got tje autism amd the train called to her
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 15d
becoming independently wealthy timetravelling to 2005 and making jamiroquai-style cookie monster hats to sell at music festivals
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 15d
ashwaubenon, which is ojibwe for "kinda by the airport"
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 17d
weve replaced our zombie media with dead internet theory. everyone who disagrees with me is a bot
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Enron Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 17d
im saying "aw man" when i see aaron taylor johnson in a movie's cast just like i do when i see jeremy renner in a cast