Spinal Tap Quotes
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DAVID: We’re not going about to do a free-form jazz, uh, exploration in front of a festival crowd!
—- Spinal Tap Mark II performs Jazz Odyssey —-
—- Spinal Tap Mark II performs Jazz Odyssey —-
IAN: David. David. David. Wait, please, wait a minute. Have you any idea what it will cost to dress up the band as
animals?
JEANINE: Oh, it don’t cost nothing. It really doesn’t.
DAVID: They’re not animals, they’re signs of the zodiac.
IAN: They’re animals.
animals?
JEANINE: Oh, it don’t cost nothing. It really doesn’t.
DAVID: They’re not animals, they’re signs of the zodiac.
IAN: They’re animals.
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
IAN: David. David. David. Wait, please, wait a minute. Have you any idea what it will cost to dress up the band as
animals?
JEANINE: Oh, it don’t cost nothing. It really doesn’t.
DAVID: They’re not animals, they’re signs of the zodiac.
IAN: They’re animals.
animals?
JEANINE: Oh, it don’t cost nothing. It really doesn’t.
DAVID: They’re not animals, they’re signs of the zodiac.
IAN: They’re animals.
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December 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Running late, at least an hour
No time to rest, no time to shower now we're
Stinkin' up the great outdoors
No time to rest, no time to shower now we're
Stinkin' up the great outdoors
December 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Running late, at least an hour
No time to rest, no time to shower now we're
Stinkin' up the great outdoors
No time to rest, no time to shower now we're
Stinkin' up the great outdoors
IAN: That’s alright, if the singer’s the victim, it’s different. It’s not sexist.
December 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
IAN: That’s alright, if the singer’s the victim, it’s different. It’s not sexist.
DAVID: It’s a rather lurid cover, I mean...ah, it’s, it’s like naked women, and, uh....
December 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
DAVID: It’s a rather lurid cover, I mean...ah, it’s, it’s like naked women, and, uh....
well, we’ve got some cancellations,
December 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
well, we’ve got some cancellations,
DAVID: Listen, uh...uh...where you playing in town? You you playin’ here?
TERRY: We’re doin’ the...uh...Enormodome whatever it is. It’s terrific, it’s a good house. We sold it out.
DAVID: Oh yeah. Big place outside of town.
TERRY: We’re doin’ the...uh...Enormodome whatever it is. It’s terrific, it’s a good house. We sold it out.
DAVID: Oh yeah. Big place outside of town.
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
DAVID: Listen, uh...uh...where you playing in town? You you playin’ here?
TERRY: We’re doin’ the...uh...Enormodome whatever it is. It’s terrific, it’s a good house. We sold it out.
DAVID: Oh yeah. Big place outside of town.
TERRY: We’re doin’ the...uh...Enormodome whatever it is. It’s terrific, it’s a good house. We sold it out.
DAVID: Oh yeah. Big place outside of town.
IAN: You could fold this though.
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
IAN: You could fold this though.
DEREK: Spinal Tap’s recording of “Sex Farm”.
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
DEREK: Spinal Tap’s recording of “Sex Farm”.
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‘I USED TO SEE THE WORLD IN YOUR FACE / NOW I JUST SEE SMOKE IN YOUR EYES..’ 💨
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December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
‘I USED TO SEE THE WORLD IN YOUR FACE / NOW I JUST SEE SMOKE IN YOUR EYES..’ 💨
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People used to tell me I was out of tune.
Sharp, flat - all that nonsense.
Turns out I’d simply discovered a new key. I call it H. 🎸⚡️
#DerekSmalls #LifeAtTheBottom #SpinalTap #KeyOfH
Sharp, flat - all that nonsense.
Turns out I’d simply discovered a new key. I call it H. 🎸⚡️
#DerekSmalls #LifeAtTheBottom #SpinalTap #KeyOfH
December 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
People used to tell me I was out of tune.
Sharp, flat - all that nonsense.
Turns out I’d simply discovered a new key. I call it H. 🎸⚡️
#DerekSmalls #LifeAtTheBottom #SpinalTap #KeyOfH
Sharp, flat - all that nonsense.
Turns out I’d simply discovered a new key. I call it H. 🎸⚡️
#DerekSmalls #LifeAtTheBottom #SpinalTap #KeyOfH
DAVID: It’s all this free time. It’s suddenly time is so elastic..
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
DAVID: It’s all this free time. It’s suddenly time is so elastic..
You were younger than a virgin, and older than the sea
You were angel, you were devil, and I was all of me
You were angel, you were devil, and I was all of me
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
You were younger than a virgin, and older than the sea
You were angel, you were devil, and I was all of me
You were angel, you were devil, and I was all of me
(pause)
DEREK: Can I raise a practical question at this point?
DAVID: Yeah.
DEREK: We gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow?
DAVID: No we’re not gonna fucking do Stonehenge!!!
DEREK: Can I raise a practical question at this point?
DAVID: Yeah.
DEREK: We gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow?
DAVID: No we’re not gonna fucking do Stonehenge!!!
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
(pause)
DEREK: Can I raise a practical question at this point?
DAVID: Yeah.
DEREK: We gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow?
DAVID: No we’re not gonna fucking do Stonehenge!!!
DEREK: Can I raise a practical question at this point?
DAVID: Yeah.
DEREK: We gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow?
DAVID: No we’re not gonna fucking do Stonehenge!!!
...if the
universe is indeed infinite then how what does that mean?
universe is indeed infinite then how what does that mean?
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
...if the
universe is indeed infinite then how what does that mean?
universe is indeed infinite then how what does that mean?
IAN: Hey! Hey! Listen to me: We want these suites, and we want them now! OK? These people are tired. We have
soundcheck in an hour.
SMITTY: Yes, sir. We can’t help you out—Reba—perhaps you can help here.
soundcheck in an hour.
SMITTY: Yes, sir. We can’t help you out—Reba—perhaps you can help here.
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
IAN: Hey! Hey! Listen to me: We want these suites, and we want them now! OK? These people are tired. We have
soundcheck in an hour.
SMITTY: Yes, sir. We can’t help you out—Reba—perhaps you can help here.
soundcheck in an hour.
SMITTY: Yes, sir. We can’t help you out—Reba—perhaps you can help here.
DEREK: It’s a great genre.
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
DEREK: It’s a great genre.
DEREK: Straight through. Rock ‘n roll! Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!!!
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
DEREK: Straight through. Rock ‘n roll! Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!!!
It's only the hardiest bloom
That can blossom in darkest Khartoum
So I will just stay in my room,
That can blossom in darkest Khartoum
So I will just stay in my room,
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It's only the hardiest bloom
That can blossom in darkest Khartoum
So I will just stay in my room,
That can blossom in darkest Khartoum
So I will just stay in my room,
MORTY THE MIME: C’mon, don’t talk back huh...mime is money, let’s go! Come on; move it!
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
MORTY THE MIME: C’mon, don’t talk back huh...mime is money, let’s go! Come on; move it!
NIGEL: It is green! You know, see, see how your blood looks blue?
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
NIGEL: It is green! You know, see, see how your blood looks blue?
So I'll catch the Zanzibar train
And sleep till I'm wakened by rain
And I'm back in old England again once more
And sleep till I'm wakened by rain
And I'm back in old England again once more
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So I'll catch the Zanzibar train
And sleep till I'm wakened by rain
And I'm back in old England again once more
And sleep till I'm wakened by rain
And I'm back in old England again once more
DAVID: You are witnesess at the new birth of Spinal Tap Mark II, hope you enjoy our new direction... ...on the bass:
Derek Smalls, he wrote this.....
Derek Smalls, he wrote this.....
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
DAVID: You are witnesess at the new birth of Spinal Tap Mark II, hope you enjoy our new direction... ...on the bass:
Derek Smalls, he wrote this.....
Derek Smalls, he wrote this.....
—- Spinal Tap plays G. S. M., (Gimmie Some Money) —-
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
—- Spinal Tap plays G. S. M., (Gimmie Some Money) —-
DAVID: It’s all this free time. It’s suddenly time is so elastic..
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
DAVID: It’s all this free time. It’s suddenly time is so elastic..