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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · Aug 17

DAVID: He died. He, he died in a bizarre gardening accident some years back.
NIGEL: It was really one of those things...it was...you know...the authorities said...you know...well best leave it
unsolved, really...you know.

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1h

Running late, at least an hour
No time to rest, no time to shower now we're

Stinkin' up the great outdoors

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 3h

DAVID: So you’re just going to take care of it like that. You’re going to find someone to design it...using that as a
plan?
IAN: Let’s try. Let’s try.

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 5h

DAVID: No, we don’t say it ...at all.
NIGEL: No, we don’t literally mean it, but we’re not racists.

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 7h

DEREK: We’re lucky.
DAVID: Yeah.
DEREK: I mean people...people should be envying us. You know.
DAVID: I envy us.
DEREK: Yeah.
DAVID: I do.
DEREK: Me too.

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Derek Smalls @dereksmallsmusic.bsky.social · 21h

Sometimes not playing is almost better than playing 🎸💀

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 9h

IAN: It’s a very unimportant reason, it’s just that they’re experimenting with, with some new uh...packaging
materials. Let me get the door.
DEREK: What kind of experimenting? What they got monkeys opening it or what?

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 11h

DEREK: You know the part, you did it this morning.

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 13h

SMITTY: I’m just as God made me, sir.

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 15h

NIGEL: It is and it isn’t, she should be made to smell it, but...
DAVID: But not, you know, over and over again.

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 17h

IAN: We’re-uh. We’re cancelled here.
DEREK: At the hotel?
IAN: No, we’re cancelled - the gig is cancelled....
DEREK: Fuck!
IAN: Uh...it says “Memphis show cancelled due to lack of advertising funds”...

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 19h

Stonehenge - 'tis a magic place
Where the moon doth rise
With a dragon's face
Stonehenge - where the virgins lie
And the prayer of devils
Fills the midnight sky

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 21h

MARTY: Given the history of Spinal Tap drummers, uh, in the past, do you have any fears, uh, for your life?

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 23h

<Lindberg Air Force Base, Seattle, Washington>
JEANINE: Lieutenant Hookstrat....
HOOKSTRATTEN: Ahh...Hookstratten..and you are Spinal Tarp?

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

DAVID: So you’ve come back to replug our life-support systems in? Is that it? By the grace of your, of your, uh by the
stroke of your hand...you...is that what you’re gonna do? ...you are going to bring us back to life? Is that what
you’ve come here for?
NIGEL: No I’ve come...

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

No page in history baby - that, I don't need
I just want to make some eardrums bleed

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

Well, I'm a busy man, baby, can't you see?
And I got no time for coquettery
But I'm willing and able to pay the fee if it's

Cash on delivery

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

The crowing of the cock
The running of the foal

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

IAN: Good heavens. How are you, laddy?! Great to see you, Ter! Terrific to see you.
TERRY: Uhhhhm...Liam!
IAN: Ian. Ian.

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

I got
Diva Fever
It's staying on me
Diva Fever

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

Let him go! Let him go
It's too late for healing
Put an end to the pain
That we know he is feeling

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Derek Smalls @dereksmallsmusic.bsky.social · 1d

Successful morning at the studio! ⚡️🤘🎸

dereksmalls.ffm.to/rvm

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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

DAVID: You can’t print...there’s no way to print a spectra-photograph.
NIGEL: You can’t really dust for vomit.

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

Milwaukee...Milwaukee, Wisconsin...I’ve no idea, you might have to take the plane to New York, and
then get, and then go to, uh, to Milwaukee from there...

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

You been bad
Don't do what I say
You don't listen
And you never obey

Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 1d

REPORTER: You guys look great. I mean you look fantastic. You would never know that you are almost 40. I mean if I
looked this good and from the stage too it’s amazing you know....