MUFFET
@spiderdcncing.bsky.social
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finally the best part of the game
if she's your girl then why do we share a leitmotif?
i love my wife mad mew mew.
•::I
They should keep bullying that spider person.
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They wont stop bullying the spider lady
they keep being mean to me •::(
kill yourself.
ANYTHING FOR AN [Eight-Legged Beauty] LIKE YOU
will you do me a favor, dearie? •::)
will you do me a favor, dearie? •::)
i'm always watching, dearie! •::)
] i reposted this and then immediately got this notif. ominous
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] i reposted this and then immediately got this notif. ominous
oh!! splendid. •;;)
no spiders...? •::( a shame..
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⠀⠀CLOWNS=DNI

SALESMAN=DNI

QUEENS=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

KINGS=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

TVS=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

PIPPINS=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

WEREWIRES=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

SWATCH=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

MIKE=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

KRIS'S PARENTS=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

NOELLE'S PARENTS=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

GHOSTS=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

TEACHERS=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮
poor thing.

[ cooing at her in a way that makes it hard to tell if they're making fun of her or not. ]

i can't deny that all that is indeed a *little* pathetic, but there's no shame in that, dearie. in fact, it just makes you all the more intriguing..
[ Nodding pathetically. ]

Uh huh ...
[ that wouldn't be enough to discourage them from at least trying.. spiders can eat prey up to ten times their own size. ]

my, you sure have had a rough go of it, haven't you?
you shouldn't resign yourself to cleaning up everyone else's messes. what a waste of energy that would be!
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Very much so, so many chaotic messes left and right. . . The only thing that can quell me is those who are organized

⠀⠀ or I can organize I suppose-
it's certainly rare these days, isn't it?
huhu.. competent? i suppose that's true.
[ that wouldn't be enough to discourage them from at least trying.. spiders can eat prey up to ten times their own size. ]

my, you sure have had a rough go of it, haven't you?
[ It would probably be very difficult to, since. Y'know. She's a giant CRT. ]

WELL!!! For starters I'm old past my prime and no one wants to watch my shows or play my games anymore I'm both divorced and a child of divorce I have 97 mental illnesses I barely understand the internet and
[ they're looking at her like they're going to eat her alive. they.. probably wouldn't actually do that, right? ]

of course, dearie! i wouldn't ask if i wasn't interested. •:;)
am i scaring you right now?
like and repost if you love spiders! •::) or else.
it's certainly rare these days, isn't it?
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Ah, of course I rarely meet one of your. . . Refinement.

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ahuhu.. i'm quite flattered.
yes, you. it's a good thing.
[ they're looking at her like they're going to eat her alive. they.. probably wouldn't actually do that, right? ]

of course, dearie! i wouldn't ask if i wasn't interested. •:;)
[ Staring at them very sad and wet like a depressed little puppy ] Are you Sure you want to hear more ...
[ staring very hard at her ] do tell me more.
ahuhu.. i'm quite flattered.
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did you mean for me to hear that?
that's the spirit, dearie.
* I can be a pathetic woman for the right people.

[ ok ]
pathetic men this, pathetic men that.. what about the pathetic women, hmm?!?!?!?!