Trish Una
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Trish Una
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...Yes.
Guess it’s only fair I tell you since I already know yours, huh?
What kind of experience did you have!?
What kind of experience did you have!?
Listen… 🤌🤌 You wouldn’t get it. You had a different experience.
As like, a joke!
As like, a joke!
You brought it up!
Who else thinks hard about the birth of their stands?!
Hmph..that's what I thought!
What? I’m being honest. Luckily we’re still here to protect you.
Who else thinks hard about the birth of their stands?!
… You’re so mean!
Boy, did that make you think hard.
Hey!!
Yeah, well you’ve made some pretty big ones so far so I don’t think there will be any room left for something smaller.
Just making sure you're ready! I can't suffer any small lapses of judgment.
Boy, did that make you think hard.
I’m not the one who said it in the first place! And anyway, guys don’t give birth! That… doesn’t even make sense. Not for me anyway. I don’t think. My stands didn’t appear that way!!!!!
Still think you're a DILF?
Just making sure you're ready! I can't suffer any small lapses of judgment.
*sighs. tch* Of course I’m close! I work for Giorno, remember?
Oh. No, nothing yet. But I need you close enough just in case something does! Which is likely!
Still think you're a DILF?
*staring, horrified. speechless.*
Oh yes, I forgot you birthed them yourself.
Oh. No, nothing yet. But I need you close enough just in case something does! Which is likely!
That’s what I said! You DO need a lawyer, but did something happen yet? If anything happened I need to know! If not, just tell me when something does—and tell me right away, we can’t let it get any worse than it already is.
Are you kidding me? You think my public life isn't chaotic after the old man got whacked?
Oh yes, I forgot you birthed them yourself.
My Pistols! I’m saying my Pistols! Just, don’t talk about them like that, they’re their own entities, but still!!
That's not what I mean, you know!
Are you kidding me? You think my public life isn't chaotic after the old man got whacked?
What do you need a lawyer for? I mean, you do, but what for specifically?
Good. I need one.
That's not what I mean, you know!
Man I mean, in a way I guess yeah. Like, my guys, you know.
You have kids?!
Good. I need one.
I decided I’m not cut out for this. I’m going to be a lawyer.
You have kids?!
DILF? I’m not that old, am I?
[suddenly taking out an acqua di gio cologne and handing it to him.]
I DON’T STINK! I thought we agreed on this!
[IGNORING HIM!]
S e e what I mean!
Hush! Don't go saying all of that out loud!
The sun is a star, you dingbat.
Think you can also send my picture to NASA? I think they need a close up picture of the sun, AKA me.
It's about time everyone knew.
[she's happy they share something in common!]

That only makes you more interesting!
[she doesn't particularly notice. she just believes they behave like this in general. but most of her experience is with them, so she might never really notice.]

Is it that distinct?

[she groans as she sits. she's definitely not a city girl, which she kind of craves to be.]
Good point... Though a little difficult for other people. Especially men.
No, not completely wrong. But you can make it less miserable. Thinking about yourself and not what others are thinking about is one way to start.
Of course I do. I'm not wrong.
It's about time everyone knew.
Ya know what? Fair. Damn right yer a star!
A star doesn't buy her own place. A star will be graced with her name naturally. Besides, I'm already a star.
[he will be in a home... of sorts.]
She will put me to rest if she saw this and then put me in a home