The Sphinx
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The Sphinx, physiologist in the clinic during the day, criminal hunter the rest o the time using information she gets from her former convicts patients.
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The Sphinx
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· Sep 11
Dead Men’s Toys
Yoofi’s JournalI’m Yoofi Akerman, and yes, I know what you’re thinking, ex-FBI profiler turned shrink-for-convicts sounds like a midlife crisis with a badge. But that’s me, by day I’m unmasking the…
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· Aug 28
Tick-Tock, Heartstop
Journal Entry #14 — Yoofi Akerman11:04 p.m. It was the kind of summer night that smelled like bad decisions and burnt brake pads. I was parked outside a crumbling halfway house in East Highland, si…
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· Aug 17
Chapter & Curse
Monday, 9:17 a.m. – My Office, East End Clinic, Above a Laundromat That Smells Like Regret Let’s begin with the fact that my cat, Sniper, peed on my latest patient file. Again.His message was clear…
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· Aug 10
Hourglass hemoglobin and distractions
Journal Entry: Thursday, 11:43 PM – Somewhere Between Too Late and Should’ve Stayed in Bed There’s blood in my espresso. Correction: there shouldn’t be blood in my espresso, but after your third co…
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· Jul 23
The cat and the box
03:09 AM – My Apartment, Coffee Cold, Dagger Warmer Sniper’s tail twitches like a metronome of doom. The new puzzle box sits on my counter, mocking me with its smug golden letters:“To Yoofi, with a…
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· Jul 19
Splinters and Sins
09:17 AM – The Clinic of the Damned, Office #3 Sniper is sitting on my desk, chewing on my pen. Again. “That’s government property,” I tell her. She blinks at me with her one good eye and drops it …
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· May 19
Strings attached
10:07 a.m. — Clinic break room Martin Flores is wedged into a plastic chair like a beach ball in a vise, licking powdered‑sugar crumbs off a fourth donut.“Budget’s tight, Akerman,” he wheezes. “Gro…
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· May 11
Scalpels and Secrets
The day started like any other, Ruby the cat stole my last piece of turkey bacon, Martin Flores reeked of cinnamon donuts and bad intentions, and three former meth cooks scheduled back-to-back appo…
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· Apr 29
Time’s up, Darling
Journal Entry #238 – Yoofi AkermanLocation: Crime scene tape and existential dreadTime: 3:47 a.m., but insomnia says hello There’s nothing quite like being woken at 3 a.m. by a phone call that star…
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· Apr 24
Tick Tock, Psycho O’Clock
Journal Entry #237 – Yoofi AkermanLocation: My office, somewhere between sarcasm and despair.Time: 9:04 a.m., but my coffee says it’s 5 a.m. It started, as most bad days do, with an explosion…
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