Spencer Green
@spencergreen.bsky.social
Writer-type person for hire. Who writes. Credits include: In Living Color, Mad TV, The Huffington Post, Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide, Bukowsical, other stuff. Soup of the Day: Cream of Foofaraw
"I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you might nudge the world a little or make a poem that children will speak for you when you are dead." - Tom Stoppard, "The Real Thing"
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you might nudge the world a little or make a poem that children will speak for you when you are dead." - Tom Stoppard, "The Real Thing"
Come on--Trump has stopped fifty wars, right? We owe him this one in Venezuela.
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Come on--Trump has stopped fifty wars, right? We owe him this one in Venezuela.
"Wipe them out. All of them"/"Kill them all"
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
"Wipe them out. All of them"/"Kill them all"
We blow up alleged drug traffickers in Venezuelan waters, but pardon actual convicted drug traffickers serving time right here in the U.S. Got it.
Trump to pardon ex-Honduras leader serving drug trafficking sentence in US
Hernández was convicted in 2024 of accepting millions in bribes to protect cocaine shipments
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
We blow up alleged drug traffickers in Venezuelan waters, but pardon actual convicted drug traffickers serving time right here in the U.S. Got it.
And Fox will stop covering the story in three...two...
Trump Approved National Guard Shooting Suspect’s Asylum
Law enforcement sources say the suspect in an ambush near White House was granted asylum in April.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
And Fox will stop covering the story in three...two...
Eagerly awaiting Trump's usual "Happy Thanksgiving even to UNPATRIOTIC RADICAL LEFT LUNATIC DEMOCRATS who should be PUBLICLY EXECUTED" message to us all.
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Eagerly awaiting Trump's usual "Happy Thanksgiving even to UNPATRIOTIC RADICAL LEFT LUNATIC DEMOCRATS who should be PUBLICLY EXECUTED" message to us all.
Just stood in line behind a guy in a turkey outfit berating (but not pecking) a cashier. Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Just stood in line behind a guy in a turkey outfit berating (but not pecking) a cashier. Happy Thanksgiving!
Still the Thanksgiving gold standard.
WKRP in Cincinnati - S1E7 - Turkeys Away (Segment) (SUPERSCALED)
YouTube video by Crosscut Films
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Still the Thanksgiving gold standard.
Yes, the natural response to National Guard members being shot is to send more of them out to potentially be shot.
Trump administration sending 500 more National Guard troops to D.C. after shooting, Hegseth says
The Trump administration plans to deploy another 500 members of the National Guard to the streets of Washington, D.C., Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced, hours after two service members were sh...
www.cbsnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Yes, the natural response to National Guard members being shot is to send more of them out to potentially be shot.
You ordered those truly Great People there, you irony-free jackass.
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You ordered those truly Great People there, you irony-free jackass.
To anyone in this administration with even a scintilla of conscience left (and access): Go the full Daniel Ellsberg, steal the files, and release them before they look like copies of Ad Reinhardt paintings.
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact the Jeffrey Epstein Files Revealed - NewsBreak
Newly released internal emails show the FBI mounting a costly overtime-fueled sprint to analyze the Epstein files as political pressure grew to release the
www.newsbreak.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
To anyone in this administration with even a scintilla of conscience left (and access): Go the full Daniel Ellsberg, steal the files, and release them before they look like copies of Ad Reinhardt paintings.
BBQ turkey with friends last year, courtesy of one of those deep fryer things. (It was for Christmas, not Thanksgiving, but I like the photo.)
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
BBQ turkey with friends last year, courtesy of one of those deep fryer things. (It was for Christmas, not Thanksgiving, but I like the photo.)
So, she disobeyed a direct legal order. Gosh--do ya think the president will call for appropriate punishment?
Kristi Noem made call to hand over deported men to El Salvador, DOJ says
The disclosure adds a wrinkle to the murky timeline surrounding the unprecedented deportation effort.
www.politico.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
So, she disobeyed a direct legal order. Gosh--do ya think the president will call for appropriate punishment?
(in Dana Carvey's Church Lady voice) Hmm...what's that word Trump likes to use? You know, that thing he accuses every Democrat of doing. Could it be...TREASON?
Trump envoy Witkoff reportedly advised Kremlin official on Ukraine peace deal
Steve Witkoff spoke to Yuri Ushakov on territorial control and suggested congratulating Donald Trump and framing talks more optimistically, audio recording suggests
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
(in Dana Carvey's Church Lady voice) Hmm...what's that word Trump likes to use? You know, that thing he accuses every Democrat of doing. Could it be...TREASON?
This will make for some fun conversation tomorrow night at the Leavitt house between "Pass the yams" and "Hey, whom did YOU have deported this week?"
Karoline Leavitt’s Family Member Captured by ICE Goons
America’s brutal immigration raids just got personal for Trump’s press secretary.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
This will make for some fun conversation tomorrow night at the Leavitt house between "Pass the yams" and "Hey, whom did YOU have deported this week?"
I wonder if every Republican who insists that the Ten Commandments be shown in public places has a problem with the six Democrats telling troops that they don't have to obey illegal orders.
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I wonder if every Republican who insists that the Ten Commandments be shown in public places has a problem with the six Democrats telling troops that they don't have to obey illegal orders.
Never forget who the real threat is to the military. Hint: It ain't Mark Kelly. (Below, from last November.)
Trump defense secretary pick Pete Hegseth was flagged as potential military 'insider threat' because of 'Deus Vult' tattoo
Sgt. DeRicko Gaither made the complaint about the tattoo in 2021.
abcnews.go.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Never forget who the real threat is to the military. Hint: It ain't Mark Kelly. (Below, from last November.)
At least Chamberlain didn't smile when he was getting fucked.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
At least Chamberlain didn't smile when he was getting fucked.
Love him do.
🇨🇦 Hamilton -At 83, Paul McCartney takes Hamilton crowd through longest list of greatest hits any artist ever had.
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At 83, Paul McCartney takes Hamilton crowd through longest list of greatest hits any artist ever had | CBC News
In Hamilton Friday night, McCartney led a grateful, sold-out crowd on a magical history tour starting in Liverpool with the Beatles' first number one hit single, From Me To You. His show opened the ne...
www.cbc.ca
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Love him do.
Is this the only GOP leader who has actually said something loudly against Trump's call for Democrats to be killed? (Seriously--is it?)
‘Reckless, Inappropriate, Irresponsible’: Rand Paul Denounces Trump Calling Democratic Lawmakers ‘TRAITORS’
Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) bashed President Donald Trump for referring to Democratic lawmakers as "TRAITORS" — denouncing the president's rhetoric as "reckless."
www.yahoo.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Is this the only GOP leader who has actually said something loudly against Trump's call for Democrats to be killed? (Seriously--is it?)
So, will the DOJ now indict Judge Cameron Currie for dismissing the cases against Comey and James?
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
So, will the DOJ now indict Judge Cameron Currie for dismissing the cases against Comey and James?
Lindsey Halligan commented: "But I was so photogenic when I presented the indictments."
US judge throws out criminal cases against James Comey and Letitia James
Judge says interim US attorney for eastern district of Virginia had ‘no lawful authority’ to indict former FBI director and New York attorney general
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Lindsey Halligan commented: "But I was so photogenic when I presented the indictments."
75 years ago today, the legendary "Guys & Dolls" premiered on Broadway, directed by George S. Kaufman, with music and lyrics by Frank Loesser, and book by Abe Burrows and Jo Swerling. It starred Robert Alda (father of Alan), Vivian Blaine, Sam Levene, and Isabel Bigley.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
75 years ago today, the legendary "Guys & Dolls" premiered on Broadway, directed by George S. Kaufman, with music and lyrics by Frank Loesser, and book by Abe Burrows and Jo Swerling. It starred Robert Alda (father of Alan), Vivian Blaine, Sam Levene, and Isabel Bigley.
He is head of the Cartel de los Epstein Distracciones.
Trump administration formally designates Venezuela’s Maduro as member of a foreign terrorist organization | CNN Politics
The Trump administration could have expanded authority to take action in Venezuela starting Monday, as the US designates Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his government allies as members of a f...
www.cnn.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
He is head of the Cartel de los Epstein Distracciones.
Please, please, please stay in Vegas.
FBI's Patel, Homeland Security's Noem attend Las Vegas GP 2025
fbi director kash patel and homeland security secretary kristi noem attended the las vegas grand prix 2025 on saturday arriving on the red carpet with formula one ceo stefano domenicali they later tou...
inshorts.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Please, please, please stay in Vegas.