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Spencer Green
@spencergreen.bsky.social
14K followers 5.2K following 8.7K posts
Writer-type person for hire. Who writes. Credits include: In Living Color, Mad TV, The Huffington Post, Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide, Bukowsical, other stuff. Soup of the Day: Cream of Sarsaparilla
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 48m
Throw in a little orange to remind everybody who's boss.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 1h
GOP: Why do they keep calling us Nazis?
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 1h
"I was not prepared for your substantive answer. Must await further instructions while I reboot."
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 1h
A person who puts quotes around "morals" may wish to reassess her own.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 2h
I also enjoy neutral words like "development" instead of "illegal full-blown declaration of war."
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 3h
Now it's Russell Vought who'll be throwing ketchup bottles.
Judge blocks Trump from firing federal workers during government shutdown for now
www.cnbc.com
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 3h
There are probably some people who want George Santos to do the half-time show.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 3h
I do wish people would stop saying "I say it with the utmost respect" when they mean "Your husband is a murderer."
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 5h
Kim Jong Un + Mongo from "Blazing Saddles"
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 5h
There are frogs falling from the sky.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 5h
They are industrious in their hate.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 5h
Somewhere below us, Charlie Kirk is shedding tears of pride.
Kansas Young Republicans disbanded after leak of hateful, racist messages
One group chat member, who has since been fired as a spokesperson for AG Kris Kobach, reportedly used the N-word more than a dozen times.
www.kansascity.com
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 5h
In here.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 6h
A Michigan (J.) salute to Portland ribbets.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 6h
Thank you @2024bigone.bsky.social for including me in your BB starter pack!
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 7h
Did he decapitate the whale with that chainsaw, or just kill another bear cub with it?
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 7h
Carole King always eases the pain.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 7h
It's the old Tom Lehrer line: "Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize."
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 7h
When Hamas fully reconstitutes and Israel goes back to mass bombing, wait for Trump to yell: "It was Biden's peace plan!"
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 8h
Shortly, DOJ will be indicting Adam Schiff for his involvement in the Teapot Dome Scandal.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 8h
Yo!
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 8h
Good morning!
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