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@chaoticgood.computer
the goal of any slide deck should be a carefully-curated ratio of serious content to bits
February 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
the elder Gen Z experience is waking up every morning to a sharp pain in your side, wondering “is it all over for me?”, and then realizing you’re laying on an airpod
February 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
sprinting home from the coffee shop to tell my partner that graphs can be libertarian, slamming one more straw on this camel's back
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM
a highly personal attack from the bluesky algorithm
February 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
February 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
muahahaha — if RSS readers are going out of style, then i shall bring the RSS feed to the people
February 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
February 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Fallout S2's Canadian plotline deserves an Emmy for "Hardest Read of Future Geopolitical Conditions"
February 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
"have big island with many lady, come over and hang you can have the jet? hahaha --sent from my blackberry"

"Maybe haha, I'll have to check my schedule, thanks man"
i'm shocked that nobody in the epstein emails has tried defending with "the man couldn't spell worth a damn and i was politely agreeing with his incomprehensible messages"
February 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
i'm shocked that nobody in the epstein emails has tried defending with "the man couldn't spell worth a damn and i was politely agreeing with his incomprehensible messages"
February 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
8am spencer is certainly not going to fault 3am spencer for taking the time to complete the critical task of graphing a soccer ball
February 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
i get a lot of shit for playing pichu in smash — f-tier in the rankings, s-tier in my heart for the crawl alone
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
lord in heaven, our job sent us a health insurance enrollment form and this is the sign-up form
February 2, 2026 at 8:46 PM
obv settling back into regular posting, catching up on what's what — i'm a bit confused by the blue check system. wasn't the point of the DNS integration *to* verify?
February 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
new magic card idea:

> Cigna: Insurance Behemoth
>
> Creature — Vampire
>
> Defender (this creature can only block)
February 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM
state of my union: i just discovered that, on the morning my partner finished her doctorate, i ripped the ass of my jeans open from waist to crotch and didn't find out until i saw pictures
January 30, 2026 at 9:02 PM
another very productive morning of staring directly into the sun
January 30, 2026 at 5:34 PM
we can’t bring ourselves to put the tree away because she’d lose her favorite hiding place

certainly not her *best* hiding place
January 30, 2026 at 1:41 AM
chip in on rent, ya freeloaders
January 29, 2026 at 3:21 PM
wake me up when these miis can bang it out, then we’ll talk
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 PM
my “modern interest” piqued at the first two entries and cratered in the second two entries
January 29, 2026 at 2:59 PM
another morning playing my favorite game: “pet, or death”
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 PM
i reviewed somebody's resume today and thought it looked familiar — turns out, it used a fork of a template i published a few years ago under the unlicense, and then promptly forgot about

the One True Resume
January 28, 2026 at 2:39 AM
i am begging — pleading — with whoever at atlassian or NYBC is responsible for the arc browser update process.

please, stop clobbering my keyboard shortcuts on updates. you're the only decent browser with the keyboard shortcuts i need, but setting them back up takes an hour every update
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 PM
messing around with network graphs, and trying to piece together my thoughts on having an outer shell that top-level tag topology "pins" to

there's something nice about the blob, since it keeps the actual rules simple. the global shell feels too stretchy, but the filter view is alright-ish(?)
January 24, 2026 at 9:42 AM