Park Ranger
spartanparksdept.bsky.social
Park Ranger
@spartanparksdept.bsky.social
Would love to be more than a reply guy.
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Alright I’ve thought a lot about and here’s my top albums of 2024:
5. Light Verse - Iron & Wine
4. Michael’s Book on Bears - Konradsen
3. Tigers Blood - Waxahatchee
2. Paradise Pop. 10 - Christian Lee Hutson
1. Revelation - Leif Vollebekk
I used to operate on such little sleep and all I drank was soda and redbull.

How is it that at a healthier time in my life if I have more than coffee and a cup of tea later I get a headache?
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I will give you rest. #OriginalMusic
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Yesterday: Alexandra Edwards lays out the simple, four-step plan extremists can follow to dismantle vital University programs like the one she used to work for.
My University Just Taught Extremists How to Eliminate Academic Programs They Don't Like
Texas Christian University handed its power to the people working hardest to dismantle learning itself.
www.texasobserver.org
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I gotta start posting harder or I’m gonna go soft
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Any houses giving out full size labubus for Halloween?
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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“The head of our state government openly saying he wants to root out opposing viewpoints is the definition of fascism.”

thebarbedwire.com/2025/10/21/g...
Gov. Abbott Admitted to Purging ‘Leftist’ Professors. People Are Calling It the ‘Definition of Fascism.’
Students and professors have protested firings of “leftist” professors at major universities in recent weeks.
thebarbedwire.com
October 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is not unique to the UK. This same split (basically) happened to episcopal and Methodist churches this decade. It’s a down stream effect of racist, homophobic, and sexist evangelism done in African and Asian countries.
i think americans find it very hard to understand how irreligious the uk is. for reference, the global communion headed by our state church – the third largest on earth after catholicism and eastern orthodoxy – schismed in HALF yesterday. this has not made the uk news
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
When’s the last time a guy tried to jump a dirt bike over a bunch of buses? Can we get a stunt man to jump over all the free buses Zohran wants? I think that would be a good use of tax payer money. Take it from Argentina.
October 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Silksong update seems to dome something to input lag or hit detection because the conchfly fight feels so much worse now
September 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Here’s my hot take on silksong. The problem isn’t difficulty, it’s padding. I understand the boss patterns and how to beat them, I just can’t do the same pattern 20 times in a row like I could when I was 15.

I think difficulty settings or at least boss health bars would increase my fun by 75%.
September 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Actually I wish Obama had taken everybody’s guns away.
September 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Idk if anyone reads what I put on this website but I may or may not have music coming out soon for the first time in a long time. Pls stay tuned.
August 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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From @gusbova.bsky.social, in our magazine: The majority of U.S. states enacted forced-sterilization laws that targeted the non-white and the disabled, leading to more than 60,000 coerced operations.

But Texas, perhaps surprisingly, never passed such a law.
The History of Eugenics in Texas Isn't What You Think
A new book unearths a chapter of the state’s story when anti-intellectual fundamentalism was put to good ends.
www.texasobserver.org
July 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Howdy, progressive Texan here. If your first instinct when you see posts about the catastrophic flooding in the hill country is to comment “you get what you voted for!” You are just as bad as MAGA. You do not make this country better. You make it worse.
July 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Phil Spencer sucks. I’m glad he made his millions and killed all the good will his company had. Can’t wait for the next halo in 5 years and then see Halo studios shut down 6 months later. Thanks for turning gaming into a massive dumpster fire. Asshole.
July 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This might be the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever read.
June 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
@robertearlkeen1.bsky.social hello whoever runs this account. What’s going on with the Rose Hotel? Why has it been pulled from virtually every digital platform?
June 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This dude is getting cooked by radical non-monogamous transfemmes and “actually sir” reply guys alike. This website rules. JD Vance sucks eggs.
Hello Bluesky, I've been told this app has become the place to go for common sense political discussion and analysis. So I'm thrilled to be here to engage with all of you.
June 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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the "where are all the protests against trump" people became the "these protests against trump are bad optics" people so quickly you may have missed it
June 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
As your minister, salvation is not an option for you if support the MAGA fascism.
June 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
No employee handbook says you can’t shit your pants at work. I think we should all start to doing this. I have been awake since 3am.
June 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Simply make Fortnite again but a little different. Maybe with a recognizable license! Like a Lego Fortnite? Or a Minecraft Fortnite? Or a Fortnite Fortnite? I think you’ll like that audience response.
free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars
May 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Are there any good models for future leaders in the Democratic Party?

Why yes! We have… a bunch of losers!!!
April 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Why are right wingers dressing like progressives 10 years ago? Was not expecting the butch master crotcheter looking girl at brunch to start talking about cancel culture affecting public school teachers?
April 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM