Aidan aka. S. Park
@sparkblade.bsky.social
Jack of all trades, master of none. Queer weirdo. Not safe for sanity. Also not safe for work! I post cute plushes, fantasy genitalia, and sometimes cute plushes *of* fantasy genitalia. Also books, zines, art dolls... You get the picture. :D
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Let's start with the important bits. I'm really weird (pos). I'm queer as snake shoes. :D I create things. If you want to support me, there's lots of ways, try the links below! Or just try here: www.etsy.com/shop/sparkcr...
Let's start with the important bits. I'm really weird (pos). I'm queer as snake shoes. :D I create things. If you want to support me, there's lots of ways, try the links below! Or just try here: www.etsy.com/shop/sparkcr...
Oh dang, I want Satanic Panic Sunday to be a thing!
What would I put on sale for Satanic Panic Sunday? Probably the Progressive Horror zines?
What would I put on sale for Satanic Panic Sunday? Probably the Progressive Horror zines?
Lodged between Small Business Saturday yesterday and CyberMonday tomorrow, who can forget that we are living in the thrall of SATANIC PANIC SUNDAY!?
Anyway, our shit’s for sale, it’s Weird and it’s Good and you want it:
store.tenebrouspress.com
Anyway, our shit’s for sale, it’s Weird and it’s Good and you want it:
store.tenebrouspress.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Oh dang, I want Satanic Panic Sunday to be a thing!
What would I put on sale for Satanic Panic Sunday? Probably the Progressive Horror zines?
What would I put on sale for Satanic Panic Sunday? Probably the Progressive Horror zines?
Two more pictures of Remus, sitting on a sunflower head I've been drying, and on one of the Ares-children aloe veras. He's just such a fun little goblin to pose around places.
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Two more pictures of Remus, sitting on a sunflower head I've been drying, and on one of the Ares-children aloe veras. He's just such a fun little goblin to pose around places.
Speaking of shilling, buy some Emotional Support Boobs.
Super soft fake fur and minky, filled with firm but squishy silicone foam. They were a take one that didn't work, but they're so nice I didn't want to tear them apart, so...yeah. Asking $69, willing to negotiate. :3
Super soft fake fur and minky, filled with firm but squishy silicone foam. They were a take one that didn't work, but they're so nice I didn't want to tear them apart, so...yeah. Asking $69, willing to negotiate. :3
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Speaking of shilling, buy some Emotional Support Boobs.
Super soft fake fur and minky, filled with firm but squishy silicone foam. They were a take one that didn't work, but they're so nice I didn't want to tear them apart, so...yeah. Asking $69, willing to negotiate. :3
Super soft fake fur and minky, filled with firm but squishy silicone foam. They were a take one that didn't work, but they're so nice I didn't want to tear them apart, so...yeah. Asking $69, willing to negotiate. :3
Gods, I hate shilling my shit.
Can't people like...psychically know what I have for sale and send me paypals saying which things they want? That'd be nice. (I mean, NOT NICE as a real thing, I do not want my digital storefront to read my mind, eeeugh. But also I really hate shilling.)
Can't people like...psychically know what I have for sale and send me paypals saying which things they want? That'd be nice. (I mean, NOT NICE as a real thing, I do not want my digital storefront to read my mind, eeeugh. But also I really hate shilling.)
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Gods, I hate shilling my shit.
Can't people like...psychically know what I have for sale and send me paypals saying which things they want? That'd be nice. (I mean, NOT NICE as a real thing, I do not want my digital storefront to read my mind, eeeugh. But also I really hate shilling.)
Can't people like...psychically know what I have for sale and send me paypals saying which things they want? That'd be nice. (I mean, NOT NICE as a real thing, I do not want my digital storefront to read my mind, eeeugh. But also I really hate shilling.)
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A story in two images.
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A story in two images.
Was reminded last week about BJDs. I used to be VERY into them. I got my "mini-me" in like... 2010 or something. Got this little guy around 2015, and made his outfit, but never finished painting his face. Until today!
More pics to come, but here's a quick one of him hanging with my new orchid.
More pics to come, but here's a quick one of him hanging with my new orchid.
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Was reminded last week about BJDs. I used to be VERY into them. I got my "mini-me" in like... 2010 or something. Got this little guy around 2015, and made his outfit, but never finished painting his face. Until today!
More pics to come, but here's a quick one of him hanging with my new orchid.
More pics to come, but here's a quick one of him hanging with my new orchid.
Did somebody say opabinia? :D
I had some extra print time at Outlet so I’ll have this bonus Opabinia Mermaid 4-color riso for sale at @furfest.org!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Did somebody say opabinia? :D
The feeling, when you've given somebody a gift you made yourself, and they're *excited* and *thrilled* and *love* it... It's so good. So, so, so good. <3 It keeps me doing it sometimes, despite the unfortunate number of times a gift has gotten a limp "thanks," or even *silence* in return.
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The feeling, when you've given somebody a gift you made yourself, and they're *excited* and *thrilled* and *love* it... It's so good. So, so, so good. <3 It keeps me doing it sometimes, despite the unfortunate number of times a gift has gotten a limp "thanks," or even *silence* in return.
I found a bag of Tree Tribbles! Cats won't break them if they attack your tree! Large ones are $10, small are $6, custom if you want a color not seen here is $12. Order RIGHT NOW if you want a custom one before Christmas. :3
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I found a bag of Tree Tribbles! Cats won't break them if they attack your tree! Large ones are $10, small are $6, custom if you want a color not seen here is $12. Order RIGHT NOW if you want a custom one before Christmas. :3
Yaaaay! I'm glad you're giving the Legslegslegslegslegs a good home. :D
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! My Christmas present to myself is here! Beautiful work from @sparkblade.bsky.social !
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Yaaaay! I'm glad you're giving the Legslegslegslegslegs a good home. :D
Sigh. I didn't get to all the Fascinii, but...does it matter?
Sometimes I get so tired of screaming into the void about the things I make.
The financial side of that isn't even the part that bothers me most.
Just... sigh.
Sometimes I get so tired of screaming into the void about the things I make.
The financial side of that isn't even the part that bothers me most.
Just... sigh.
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Sigh. I didn't get to all the Fascinii, but...does it matter?
Sometimes I get so tired of screaming into the void about the things I make.
The financial side of that isn't even the part that bothers me most.
Just... sigh.
Sometimes I get so tired of screaming into the void about the things I make.
The financial side of that isn't even the part that bothers me most.
Just... sigh.
Red marble Fascinus. Just like the rest, $116 for a 10 inch, soft and cuddling flying fuck. :3
(P.S. I have FEASTED, which is good. Just... wish the capitalist hellscape was a bit better.)
(P.S. I have FEASTED, which is good. Just... wish the capitalist hellscape was a bit better.)
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Red marble Fascinus. Just like the rest, $116 for a 10 inch, soft and cuddling flying fuck. :3
(P.S. I have FEASTED, which is good. Just... wish the capitalist hellscape was a bit better.)
(P.S. I have FEASTED, which is good. Just... wish the capitalist hellscape was a bit better.)
This one is tie-dye in soft pastels. $116 shipped in the USA if you want it. Comment or DM me. :3
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This one is tie-dye in soft pastels. $116 shipped in the USA if you want it. Comment or DM me. :3
Who doesn't love a Flying Fuck? This one's heart pattern is very fun, and it's the same soft minky as the rest. <3 Support your local "novelty" artist this Black Friday.
Asking $116 shipped in the USA, DM or comment if you're interested. Reblogs always more than welcome. Thanks!
Asking $116 shipped in the USA, DM or comment if you're interested. Reblogs always more than welcome. Thanks!
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Who doesn't love a Flying Fuck? This one's heart pattern is very fun, and it's the same soft minky as the rest. <3 Support your local "novelty" artist this Black Friday.
Asking $116 shipped in the USA, DM or comment if you're interested. Reblogs always more than welcome. Thanks!
Asking $116 shipped in the USA, DM or comment if you're interested. Reblogs always more than welcome. Thanks!
This one is one of my personal favorites. Trippy rainbow patterns on gorgeous soft minky. Give your flying fucks in colorful style. $116 shipped in the USA, just drop me a DM or comment if you want to claim it. But if nobody does, I won't be upset, lol.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This one is one of my personal favorites. Trippy rainbow patterns on gorgeous soft minky. Give your flying fucks in colorful style. $116 shipped in the USA, just drop me a DM or comment if you want to claim it. But if nobody does, I won't be upset, lol.
Oops, I forgot to mark this one as "suggestive." (or should it be "nudity?") I'm pretty sure no kids follow me, but it's still rude to not label your dicks.
Anyway, same deal as the other Black Friday Fascinus plushes, $116, drop me a DM or comment if you want it. <3
Anyway, same deal as the other Black Friday Fascinus plushes, $116, drop me a DM or comment if you want it. <3
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oops, I forgot to mark this one as "suggestive." (or should it be "nudity?") I'm pretty sure no kids follow me, but it's still rude to not label your dicks.
Anyway, same deal as the other Black Friday Fascinus plushes, $116, drop me a DM or comment if you want it. <3
Anyway, same deal as the other Black Friday Fascinus plushes, $116, drop me a DM or comment if you want it. <3
In non-fucks news, I cannot be trusted in a store that has orchids. :D Especially orchids I don't yet have! This one is a zygopetalum, a type I've never grown before, but fortunately their care is very like oncidiums, which I do alright with.
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
In non-fucks news, I cannot be trusted in a store that has orchids. :D Especially orchids I don't yet have! This one is a zygopetalum, a type I've never grown before, but fortunately their care is very like oncidiums, which I do alright with.
Oh look, it's another Fascinus plush! 10 inches tall and made of soft minky, this one in a mossy marble print. Moss agate? Something like that. $116 shipped in the USA.
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Oh look, it's another Fascinus plush! 10 inches tall and made of soft minky, this one in a mossy marble print. Moss agate? Something like that. $116 shipped in the USA.
This one is for when you want your fucks to fly very high. (look closely at the pattern of the fabric. :D ) Part of my "gonna spam dicks all day, fuck Capitalism, also buy my stuff" Black Friday fuckstravaganza.
$116 with free shipping in the USA. HMU if you want it and I'll send a paypal request.
$116 with free shipping in the USA. HMU if you want it and I'll send a paypal request.
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This one is for when you want your fucks to fly very high. (look closely at the pattern of the fabric. :D ) Part of my "gonna spam dicks all day, fuck Capitalism, also buy my stuff" Black Friday fuckstravaganza.
$116 with free shipping in the USA. HMU if you want it and I'll send a paypal request.
$116 with free shipping in the USA. HMU if you want it and I'll send a paypal request.
If I wasn't very tired, I would take a fresh close-up of this so you can see that the fabric is patterned with little abstract butterflies whose bodies are made from the word "FUCK". A flying fuck made from flying fucks! For sale right now for $116, with free shipping in the USA.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If I wasn't very tired, I would take a fresh close-up of this so you can see that the fabric is patterned with little abstract butterflies whose bodies are made from the word "FUCK". A flying fuck made from flying fucks! For sale right now for $116, with free shipping in the USA.
Give somebody a flying fuck for Christmas! My "I'm selling it on Black Friday so it's a Black Friday Sale" is going all day today, so I'll be spamming every plushie cock (and cunt) I have on hand.
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Give somebody a flying fuck for Christmas! My "I'm selling it on Black Friday so it's a Black Friday Sale" is going all day today, so I'll be spamming every plushie cock (and cunt) I have on hand.
WELP, my mother in law just cancelled on our day-late Thanksgiving, she's not feeling well.
So there's going to be more dishes than people, despite the modest menu, since now we're down to four of us.
Dishes: Turkey, stuffing, gravy, canberry, mashed potatoes, brussel sprouts, rolls, pie.
So there's going to be more dishes than people, despite the modest menu, since now we're down to four of us.
Dishes: Turkey, stuffing, gravy, canberry, mashed potatoes, brussel sprouts, rolls, pie.
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
WELP, my mother in law just cancelled on our day-late Thanksgiving, she's not feeling well.
So there's going to be more dishes than people, despite the modest menu, since now we're down to four of us.
Dishes: Turkey, stuffing, gravy, canberry, mashed potatoes, brussel sprouts, rolls, pie.
So there's going to be more dishes than people, despite the modest menu, since now we're down to four of us.
Dishes: Turkey, stuffing, gravy, canberry, mashed potatoes, brussel sprouts, rolls, pie.
Another "for sale on Black Friday so it counts, right?" Fascinus plush. This one is made from teddy bear fabric, a Teddy Dick, if you will. It's $116, with free shipping if you're in the USA.
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Another "for sale on Black Friday so it counts, right?" Fascinus plush. This one is made from teddy bear fabric, a Teddy Dick, if you will. It's $116, with free shipping if you're in the USA.
Good morning! It's Black Friday, and like anybody who has to live in this capitalist disaster-zone, I must sell things to live. So today I sell plushie dicks!
This particular one is a collaboration with @arithewolf.bsky.social and is made from real leather!
Give a flying fuck for the holidays!
This particular one is a collaboration with @arithewolf.bsky.social and is made from real leather!
Give a flying fuck for the holidays!
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Good morning! It's Black Friday, and like anybody who has to live in this capitalist disaster-zone, I must sell things to live. So today I sell plushie dicks!
This particular one is a collaboration with @arithewolf.bsky.social and is made from real leather!
Give a flying fuck for the holidays!
This particular one is a collaboration with @arithewolf.bsky.social and is made from real leather!
Give a flying fuck for the holidays!