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Spange
@spangex.bsky.social
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spooky clover 👻 @girlofthecosmos.bsky.social · 1d
the phrases “i’m gonna cum/i’m cumming” will never not turn me on
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 1d
“I booked us here for dinner on (day)” with a link to the menu is so hot and also why my bestie is better than a man
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 1d
Feel free to slip him my number
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 2d
A great thing about October baseball is cosy socks ⚾️💙
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 3d
When they cast someone back in a bigger/recurring role and I’m like “you expect me to just forget this man killed a baby?? You’re supposed to be detectives and you can’t see that?!”
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 4d
Oh hi, hot stuff
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 4d
My useless talent is recognizing immediately when Law & Order/SVU recycles an actor
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 6d
How can you not be romantic about baseball? 😍
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 6d
He was not pleased with my choice
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 6d
Da bearsss
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 6d
You think I remember them all? Give me a matchup and I’ll tell you who’s got my vote
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 6d
Just made my coworker’s football bets based entirely on vibes. If he wins we split 7 grand let’s goooo
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 9d
Seb good lorddddd
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 10d
This is now a baseball account let’s fucking goooo
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 10d
My bestie saves and sends them to me cause I’m not ever getting that app.
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 10d
free feet!
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 11d
As fun as a Friday night baseball date would be, going 3/3 against the Yankees and ending the series tonight would be exponentially better
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 11d
What that mouf do?
Oh, bite glasses. Got it.
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 13d
In the fifth! After a 10-1. We love to see it
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 13d
You know it baybeee
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 13d
Your team killing October baseball? You love to see it
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 14d
I’m sorry, do English weddings take place in cafeterias?
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 14d
The way it hangs off their hips…
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 14d
Not to say I don’t have 100 things to do, but they’re on my terms :)
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 14d
“No events today” I wanna kiss my calendar for saying that
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