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𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇

@spamuel.bsky.social

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Shitty. Patches. Industry plant Living that spacer life - Ad Astra Ad Nauseam Shitty space game: https://agbis.space Shitty space stories: bit.ly/terriblespace I do patch commissions. DM me

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𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · Oct 21

Hey Blue 👋 I have been getting into embroidery work lately and love to make shitty patches from other people's fantastic artwork!

Reposts from Twitter:
@alexjaybrady.bsky.social
@buran.space
@beanhowitzer.bsky.social
@cinnabarseven.bsky.social

A vividly-colored sandworm from the artwork of Alex Jay Brady based on the Dune series by Frank Herbert. A bright yellow outline surrounds the head of a massive sandworm. The large head plates are dark black and iridescent purple in the shadow, the direct sunlight reveals a greenish waxy reflection. Inside the maw of the sandworm glows the hot yellow heart of the beast, reflecting onto the soft pink flesh of its cheeks. The black bristle teeth that trap it's prey shine in the light from the glow. Then I made all that into a shitty patch

A chevron shaped patch divided into four quadrants alternating hot pink and royal blue. In the top to quadrants read the mission number "69". In the lower half an improperly mated shuttle attempts a RTLS

Just a really solid patch design. A dark blue circle is outlined with a white ribbon with "U.S. DEEP SPACE BOMBARDMENT FORCE" and "MCMLXXXVII" (1987). Inside three white circles arranged in a triangle are orbited by two shining stars.

Skongo the alien! Skongo always wears their bright yellow spacesuit. In the faceplate Skongo's 3 large eyes and sly smile is visible. A disembodied hand has a finger raised to pose an interjection

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𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 3m

I tried 💔 so easy to be offensive, so hard to truly make up for it

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 28m

Bro is OOO and left me on read. I am an asshole. I didn't like this job anyways

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𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 31m

Lmao

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 32m

Fuck off. I did not need to know this. I am forever young thank you very much

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 33m

I'm hurling right now

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 34m

Dudes do rock dude

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 42m

Spoopy

A subi with a man in front of it. His hair is so long he couldn't even get a selfie of it at an angle. So spooky

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 48m

Keep it spooky folks

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 50m

My hair gets caught in the door

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𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 56m

My hair is longer than your's

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 57m

I think we can get to 10000 pounds. Till then everything is a disappointment

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 57m

Halloween time is cool

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 58m

None of your likes mean anything until Jerry likes this

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 7h

Jerry is gonna get bequeathed a haunted mansion and all the ghost will wail "Jerry NoooOOOooo"

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𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 8h

There's a dang Cheeto in there!

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 13h

Nice

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 14h

Looks like she fell asleep onto a bowl of cereal

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 1d

I would like an orbital ring please. I'll take a launch loop if that's too much. And if that's still too much I would like a light-rail line directly from my apartment to my work

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 1d

I got punched in the face at the Ekko Astral "wall of love" and all I got was this shirt

A headless guy wearing a shirt that reads "Ekko Fucking Astral" in a gothic font

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, I just saw them and my ears are still ringing!

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 1d

Dude has probably dealt with a thousand assholes like me in his life, and I brought it into the workplace. Idk if this even starts to make up for it, but I figured if it could bring him a little community with others suffering from it, it might be better than a simple apology.

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𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, so this is my first attempt at a "Reverse Ishihara test" patch for my coworker I disparaged. If there are any people with prot/deuteranopia who could weigh in here - can you see the hidden shape?

A 4" roundrel patch intending to be a "reverse ishihara test".

If you have protanopia or deuteranopia you might be able to see a smiley face. Bonus point if you have it, don't see it, and let me know - I'm using an app called CVSimulator to pick my color palette and don't think I've quite tuned it in properly.

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𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 2d

Truly feeling so embarrassed I might die. I thought THEY were making a joke and then I got added to the colorblind affinity group, so I had to immediately fess up to a whole group of people. Just so fucking dumb and rude on my part and I'm sure I will remember this on my deathbed

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 2d

I'm gonna get an HR complaint for making a joke about color blindness. I am very sorry to the color blind community. I will be better

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𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇 @spamuel.bsky.social · 2d

I just want all my internet friends to know I don't have any Nazi tattoos. I still post like shit though, so no grace there