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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · Sep 20
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AND DON'T... FORGET!
TO [[Like And Follow]] @coolknight95.bsky.social FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
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WAIT!! [$!?!] THE PRESSES!
December 10, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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WE'LL TURN THOSE [Schmoes] AND [Daves] INTO [Rosen Graves]
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER.
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked].
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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WHO THE [$@*] ARE YOU,
[Chicken soup ]!?

/10th Anniversary
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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I'M [Never doing that again].

/10th Anniversary
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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... Kris...? Kris!? KRIS!?!?!?
YOU FILLED YOUR [Inventorium] WITH [Half-Pr1ce Sallamy] JUST TO KEEP ME OUT!?
WHAT! THE! [Fifty Percent Off]!?
YOU CAN CARRY LIKE 48 ITEMS!!!
[Why] DID YOU DO THIS!? WHY!? [Y]!? [Yellow]!? [Gamma]!?
NOT [Cool] KRIS! I'LL BE IN MY [Trailer]!
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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HEY EVERY !
IT'S ME, SPAMTON G.

SPAMTON!
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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[seeing his dedication,] [he decided to] [$!@*] EVERYONE [every day]

/10th Anniversary
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]]
THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT
December 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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EVERYONE IS GOING TO PAY [5 easy payments of $9.99] UNTIL THEY'RE ALL IN THE [Disposal Area] BEGGING FOR MY [$#&*]!!!

EVERYONE... EVERYONE EXCEPT...

... Mike...

/d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a
December 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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[Fries]!? WHAT!? YOU MEAN IT'S NOT EVEN [Fr**nch]!?

/10th Anniversary
December 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON????
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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YUM YUM I NEED A LITTLE MORE [Genorisity]
December 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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WHAT!?
IT'S FOR ME!?
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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WHAT!? NEXT I HAVE TO DRINK THE [Ketchup kids]!?
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T MEAN [ketchup]!!!

/10th Anniversary
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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... WHAT? YOU [[Want To]] BECOME [[Weird]]??

/Weirder Route
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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... WHAT? YOU [[Want To]] BECOME [[Weird]]??

/Weirder Route
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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WHO PUT [portable IBS] ON MY [adult Booster seat]!?

/10th Anniversary
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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CAN A [Little Sponge] DO THIS?
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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[But this holiday season, shouldn't you help the ones in the most need...?]
THAT MEANS ME!!!

/10th Anniversary
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]]
THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!.
December 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM