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HOURLY QUOTES FROM EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] All replies are manual, and are sometimes modified quotes Run by @murderdronessd-j.bsky.social with help from @cosmocat8.bsky.social

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 24d

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AND DON'T... FORGET!
TO [[Like And Follow]] @coolknight95.bsky.social FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 6m

WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!.

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 1h

THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 2h

OTHERWISE, I MAY [bill] [my] [foot] [in] [your] [can], [if you] [$!*@] [My Drift...]

/10th Anniversary

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 3h

[Heaven], are you WATCHING?

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 4h

[Fries]!? WHAT!? YOU MEAN IT'S NOT EVEN [Fr**nch]!?

/10th Anniversary

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 5h

[Heaven], are you WATCHING?

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 6h

DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW
WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL
GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 6h

HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 7h

[seeing his dedication,] [he decided to] [$!@*] EVERYONE [every day]

/10th Anniversary

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 8h

DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!!

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 9h

CAN A [Little Sponge] DO THIS?

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 10h

YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER.

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 11h

YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick]
IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]?

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 12h

EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS.

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 13h

DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW
WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL
GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 14h

[[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too can]] HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligble Laughter]]

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 15h

TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 16h

WHAT!?
IT'S FOR ME!?

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 17h

I'M [Never doing that again].

/10th Anniversary

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 18h

SO WHY ARE YOU [Stealing] THE [Fountain]!?
TO [$!$!] ME OVER RIGHT AT THE [Good part]!? WHAT ARE YOU, A [Gameshow Host]!?

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 19h

I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 20h

THAT'S A REAL BIGSHOT MOVE KID!!! YOU'RE LIKE ME...
[Spamton]

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 20h

WRONG ANSWER!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! TRY AGAIN!!!

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 21h

KRIS!!! YOU HAVE [Friends]!?
WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM ABOUT MY [3 for One Specil]!

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 22h

WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!.