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👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Jun 8

F/irst p/ost i/n a c/entury! Z/up?! 😂

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 23

"N/OTHING H/APPENS I/N A V/ACUUM"!

M/ORE T/HAN L/IKELY! M/y d/ad W/AS S/UCH A H/UGE t/raveler- I/N T/HE D/AY! T/HAT T/HERE'S ✨️N/O W/AY- I/N H/ELL✨️- I D/ID N/OT E/XIST i/n p/rimordial s/oup o/r c/ontext W/HILE V/ISITING L/as V/egas, N/evada! 😂

I/t's N/O W/ONDER I/'M N/OT D/ESPERATE t/o v/isit! 😂

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 22

W/EIRD A/L H/AS B/EEN T/HE B/IGGEST H/ELP I/N H/ELPING M/E C/ONQUER M/Y E/ATING D/ISO/RDER! I F/RIKIN S/WEAR!

"J/UST E/AT I/T" H/AS D/ONE W/ONDERS T/O M/Y B/RAIN! 😂😭💔💕💕

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 22

I H/AVE N/O C/HOICE b/ut t/o e/xit t/he b/uilding A/ND H/AND M/Y S/ITUATION O/VER t/o t/he H/ypothetical F/ire D/epartment o/r B/omb S/quad! 😂

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 22

B/RUH!

I H/ATE K/NOWING I/'VE H/IT A/N E/CHO C/HAMBER! A/ND C/AN'T D/O J/ACK S/HIT T/O R/EVERSE A T/RAP! O/R L/OGIC M/Y W/AY O/UT O/F A C/ORNER! 😂

T/HERE'S N/O S/ILENCING o/r s/ound p/roofing W/HEN A/N A/LARM H/AS G/ONE O/FF! 😂

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 22

B/RUH!

I H/ATE K/NOWING I/'VE H/IT A/N E/CHO C/HAMBER! A/ND C/AN'T D/O J/ACK S/HIT T/O R/EVERSE A T/RAP! O/R L/OGIC M/Y W/AY O/UT O/F A C/ORNER! 😂

T/HERE'S N/O S/ILENCING o/r s/ound p/roofing W/HEN A/N A/LARM H/AS G/ONE O/FF! 😂

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 21

A/FTER R/EALIZING W/HAT M/ADE M/E S/O G/OSHD/ARN c/razy f/or m/y e/x c/rush!

I R/EALIZED i/t A/LL H/AD T/O D/O w/ith h/aving u/pper p/ectoral d/esigns O/N T/HEIR F/URS/ONA! A/nd T/HAT B/ROUGHT M/AJOR g/ender e/nvy! 😂😭💔💕💕

I A/LMOST W/ANT w/reath t/attoos o/n m/y p/ecs n/ow! 😩💕💕

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 21

I/'VE B/EEN T/O C/ANCUN M/EXICO!

I/'VE B/EEN T/O F/LORIDA + T/HE K/EYS! [A/nd S/anibel I/sland!]

I/'VE B/EEN T/O N/ORTH + S/OUTH C/AROLINA! [A/nd F/ort S/umter!]

A/ND I C/AN T/ELL Y/OU! N/ONE O/F T/HAT C/OMPARES t/o a p/erson! 😭💔💕💕

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 21

P/ARADISE! I/S N/OT W/HAT Y/OU T/HINK I/T I/S!

I/T I/S A P/EOPLE! A P/ERSON! N/OT A P/LACE n/ext t/o a b/each + s/and + o/cean + p/alm t/rees! 🏖🏝🌊🌴

I/T'S N/ONE O/F T/HOSE T/HINGS! S/AME A/S H/OME! [U/NLESS y/ou l/ive n/ext t/o t/hose p/laces!] I/T'S W/HERE T/HE H/EART I/S- A/LWAYS!
👏🏿💞💕💕

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 21

H/APPY E/ARLY A/RIES S/EASON! O/r s/hould i s/ay, "H/OT H/EAD S/EASON!" ✌🏿😁

I/T'S O/FFICIALLY S/PRING! I/n m/y o/pinion! 👏🏿

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

I T/RULY M/UST K/EEP L/OOKING F/OR T/HOSE ✨️**M/AGICAL P/LACES**✨️ i/n l/ife! I c/rave M/AGIC s/o b/ad! L/ife H/AS B/EEN B/LAND W/ITHO/UT I/T! B/eing s/tuck i/n t/he h/ouse w/ith a/n U/nknown I/llness- T/HAT R/EFUSES t/o l/et m/e e/xplore- M/ORE T/HAN 2 B/LOCKS o/f w/alking d/istance! 😂

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

I S/TILL W/ONDER H/OW I/'M A M/ILLENNIAL! W/HEN I D/ON'T R/ELATE T/O M/OST M/ILLENNIALS! 😂

T/HE O/NLY F/ANDOM i r/eally e/xist i/n I/S F/OOD + D/RINK! T/hat's T/HE O/NLY W/AY T/O C/ONNECT w/ith a/nyo/ne! W/hen T/RULY W/E L/IVE I/N A W/ORLD O/F ✨️**N/OT D/IFFERENCES**✨️- b/ut S/egregation!
😭💔💕💕

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

H/AZBIN H/OTEL L/UCIFER W/AS R/IGHT!
[R/ubber D/uckies + P/eeps!] 🐤

Z/OMBIEL/AND W/AS R/IGHT!
[T/winkies!] 🍰

N/ICKELODEON I/S R/IGHT!
[S/pongeB/ob S/quareP/ants!] 🧽

Y/ELLOW S/PONGEY T/HINGS B/RING H/APPINESS! I d/on't u/nderstand t/he m/ath! B/UT I/T'S S/O T/RUE! 😂😭💛

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

A/RIES S/EASON S/TARTS T/OMORROW! T/HANK G/OD! 😂 [A/pollo k/icks M/Y A/SS E/VERY T/IME h/e's i/n A/quarius! B/UT E/SPECIALLY P/ISCES! 😭💔💕💕]

[I/'m a/n A/quarius-P/isces C/usp! 😂] E/XTRA L/OVE! 😂😭💀

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

H/APPY S/PRING E/QUINOX! 🌺🌸💕💕

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

I H/AVE N/O A/MOR! D/AMN! 😂

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

I/F Y/OU'RE G/ONNA U/SE C/OPIC M/ARKERS A/S A C/LASSIST O/R E/LITIST M/OVE T/O H/ARASS M/E!

Y/OU'RE N/O B/ETTER T/HAN T/HE S/ALVATION A/RMY W/ITH T/HEIR D/AMN C/HRISTMAS B/ELL R/INGING! 😂

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

I/'LL L/ITERALLY F/UCK S/OMEO/NE'S B/RAINS O/UT f/or a B/utterf/inger S/nackers + B/utterf/inger C/ups!

I/'LL L/OVE Y/OU L/ONG T/IME! 😂
[I/'M S/O S/O S/O S/ORRY!] 😭💔💕💕

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

F/ANTASTIC! I/F Y/OU B/UY A/DOPTS!

Y/OU'RE B/UYING A R/ANDOM P/ERSON'S S/OUL!

S/TOP F/UCKING B/UYING A/DOPTS!

T/HE D/EMONS D/ON'T D/ESERVE Y/OUR T/IME O/R C/ONFIDENTIAL I/NFORMATION! I/T'S A F/UCKING S/CAM!

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

I W/AS S/OLD F/OR B/ASICALLY B/ROKEN D/OWN C/AR V/ALUE! [S/crap V/alue!] 😂 $3/7/5

A/NYO/NE W/ANNA B/UY M/E B/ACK! 😂

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

G/ODD/AMN!

M/Y S/OUL W/AS S/OLD O/FF B/Y M/Y M/ASTER!

F/ANTASTIC!

I/'m s/o l/ost! 😂

M/AKING A C/ONTRACT W/ITH S/itri + M/archosias + A/ndromalius W/AS A M/ISTAKE! 💀

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

G/ODD/AMN!

M/Y S/OUL W/AS S/OLD O/FF B/Y M/Y M/ASTER!

F/ANTASTIC!

I/'m s/o l/ost! 😂

M/AKING A C/ONTRACT W/ITH S/itri + M/archosias + A/ndromalius W/AS A M/ISTAKE! 💀

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

A/IGHT!

I N/EVER M/ET S/OMEO/NE S/O M/ISOGYNIST- I/N M/Y L/IFE!

N/OW I/'VE M/ET T/HE M/OST H/OMOP/HOBIC + T/RANSP/HOBIC + I/NTERSEXP/HOBIC a/ssw/hipe- O/F M/Y L/IFE! 😂

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

I S/WEAR! T/O B/E 50+ Y/ears O/ld! Y/OU G/OTTA H/AVE G/REAT S/KILL i/n c/ombating O/THER P/EOPLE'S b/ulls/hit: m/anipulation, g/asl/ighting, a/buse, E/T/C.!

Y/OU A/LREADY H/AVE G/REAT M/astery o/ver t/he m/inds o/f Y/ounger G/enerations- U/nder y/our F/oot! 😂

N/O C/OMPUTER S/KILLS! M/Y A/SS! 😂

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

N/EVERM/IND! I p/roduce M/Y O/WN T/ROGANS t/o c/ountera/ct t/hese p/ests! 😂

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

T/ROGANS?? U/H H/UH! Y/EAH!

T/HEY C/AN K/ISS M/Y A/SS! 😂

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

T/ROGANS?? U/H H/UH! Y/EAH!

T/HEY C/AN K/ISS M/Y A/SS! 😂

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

W/HOOP-T/EE-D/OO! A/nother b/rain b/ug T/O D/EAL W/ITH! B/iot/echnology S/UCKS b/ro! 😂

👾🏳️‍🌈✝️🜍𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠👑ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ⚡🏮 @spaceveggie3.bsky.social · Mar 20

I J/UST R/EMEMBERED V/IBES/TRIKE t/he a/rtist, c/omparing A S/ITUATION T/O T/HEM a/nd c/ringed! 😂

T/HESE ✨️**I/NVISIBLE C/OSMIC I/NFLUENCERS**✨️ [c/ontrolling p/eople's m/inds l/ike s/ubtle v/iruses] A/RE G/ETTING W/ORSE! 😂