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Secret Pie

@somesecretpie.bsky.social

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They/Them - Cartoonist - Entomologist - Sentient Pastry 🥧 Currently drawing a webtoon called “Broccoli Soup" that is on hiatus. Hablo español tambien

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Nov 24

This is what I look like in real life

An actual pie with legs in real life sitting on a desk in real life in real life.

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · 11d

Sory havent posted in awhile, just wanted to let ya'll know that my stickers are back to being "pay what you want." ko-fi.com/secretpie/shop
I have a job now so I don't really care about making money off this. Enjoy ur stickems!

Visit Secret Pie's Shop!

I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Jun 4

D-Deltarune tomorrow 🥹

Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Apr 7

I forgot yesterday was International Asexuality Day. Todd Bojack Horseman would be dissapointed in me for not thinking of him 😔

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Apr 7

Aw man. I accidentally said Twitter. Oh well.

Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Apr 7

Oh and when they shapeshift, they blend and mix their colors around to create different hues like a CMYK color printer. This is why some other characters call them Key (Keyplate). But Key is also, just a nickname. This character doesn’t communicate, so whether they have a true name is unknown.

Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Apr 7

Even though Student is a bit frightening, pretty much every other character has resigned themselves to tolerate their existence. Sometimes people play with them, making them say dumb stuff. Like how kids used to play with Talking Tom. Key, the student, is here to stay.

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Apr 7

Those who touch Student fall unconcious, and they have a tendency to enter dreams. This creeps people out, but nothing can be done to make Student leave. Pushing them into a corner or a closet is a pointless endeavor, because Student will push right back—and they are always just as strong as you.

stare.is

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Apr 7

As soon as they arrived, they started following people around and mimicking them, shapeshifting into them and copying everything they say. For this behavior, they earned the nickname “Student.” Why Student is mimicking is unknown.

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Apr 7

That being said, I can tell you some things. This fellow is a from giant black void (The Nothing). They very badly wish to enter reality and have been knocking on a dimensional door for a few hundred years. A hapless youngster recently decided to answer the door, letting Key into the world.

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Apr 7

Oh sure! They are from my webcomic Broccoli Soup. I wanna describe them, but tbh my audience doesn’t know a whole lot about them either and I’d feel kinda like a dingus for revealing this guy’s whole deal in a twitter comment.

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Apr 6

The firefighters union also came out to show their support for the movement. I sure hope that Utah bill trying to remove their right to collectivly bargaining gets thrown into a big fire!

Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Apr 6

Me and many friends went. I brought my little sign about national parks and the USDA, but there has been so much happening there are too many grievances to count. I would encourage anyone who is upset to put that energy into protesting. (Also recommend bring water bottles for tired protestors)

Nate Blouin @nateforutah.bsky.social · Apr 5

This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Mar 31

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRANSGENDERS!!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ #Transdayofvisibility

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Mar 21

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New eppysode!

Broccoli Soup - Everything is Too Much

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Mar 7

New eppysode! Brogley goes under da water!!! politeandgood.com/comic/73

Broccoli Soup - Deep in the Ocean

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Mar 5

I LOVE COMICS!!!!!!!!

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Feb 28

New eppysode!

Broccoli and Student have a “homunculus-off.” Read to feel bad about it

politeandgood.com/comic/72

m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/br...

Broccoli Soup - Stay Out of My Dreams, Man

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Feb 23

Broccoli soup is officially NO LONGER ON HIATUS! Read the new episode ON MY WEBSITE

politeandgood.com/comic/71

Or on webtoon it's there too.

www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/br...

Broccoli Soup! - Now I Have To Destroy You

This is a story about a young Broccoli who lives in a void with their best friend Doris. Everything is ideal. There is definitely nothing wrong here. Currently on hiatus

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Feb 22

THIS IS SO CUTE! Idk who you are but bluesky keeps recommending me random bug furries so I must be doing something right. Thank you for gracing my timeline with these moths

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Dec 20

Hey does your life feel pointless? Go to the store and get a different vegetable that you’ve never had before, coat w olive oil + sprinkle it with salt n pepper and eat it . Have you ever had a parsnips? Rutabaga? Fennel? I bet you’ve never even had a fennel…

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Dec 14

Me when I make a weirdly shaped pancake the day after watching the critically acclaimed 2018 sci-fi horror film Annihilation:

"Wow, this reminds me of Annihilation."

Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Dec 9

Aw shit Mimickee’s here now the app is good

Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Dec 9

(2-3/3)

Panel 1: An intercom blasts the conductor's voice throughout the tram car. They say "Attention pazzengers, the train has stopped."

Panel 2: A cyclops woman picks up the train and holds in in the air, shouting "I hate trains!"

Panel 3: Everyone exits the tram car in a panic but I am smiling brightly looking up at the cyclops woman with determination and lust.

Panel 4: I am making a finger gun and a thought bubble above me reads: I know exactly what to do. There is an emoticon of a winky face within the thought bubble, but the artistic depiction of me is not winking.

Panel 1: I approach the cyclops woman. I am the size of an ant compared to her. I am saying "Hey girl, are you from tennessee? Because...um..."

Panel 2: The cyclops woman crushes me to death instantly leaving behind a wet pile of blood and organs.

Panel 3: The book of cockroaches from earlier floats in an ominous swirling background while the intercom says "attention pazzengers, the book has been updated!"

Panel 4: In the final page of the book, the photo of the worst cockroach has been replaced with me. I am the worst cockroach.

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Dec 9

Comic recreation of a dream I had (1/3)

The first page of a comic depicting a dream I had.

Panel 1: An artistic depiction of me reads a book on a metro train full of women wearing fancy clothing. I am sweating profusely.

Panel 2: The book is entitled "list of best cockroaches from best to worst."

Panel 3: Inside the book at the very front is a picture of the "best cockroach" which is a two headed bright blue earwig.

Panel 4: The "worst cockroach" at the very back of the book is just a regular cockroach dressed as a salesman.

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Secret Pie @somesecretpie.bsky.social · Dec 8

Student posting. Key is not their true name, but it is another name. #myocs

A shadow person wearing a long dark cloak and a yellow sunhat. When facing forward the hat resembles a classical halo.

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