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El Más Guapo
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Just a famous indie microblogger from Brampton… (jealous?)
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · Sep 9
“If you aren’t attempting the impossible, then you don’t know Jesus…”
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 1d
I just can’t…
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 1d
Furbies?

Satan (MTG) I rebuke you in the name of Samantha, the greatest microblogger of all time.

This Secret Lair business is getting uncomfortably weird.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 1d
So Eddie is just another SpongeBob?

Just a mask slapped on a pre-existing card?

I was insulted that Spongebob was not his own character.

And Eddie?

You couldn’t make Eddie his own character?

Just more rotating masks among so many rotating masks?

Is nothing special?

TGIMTECOOB would NEVER.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 1d
Speaking for all of Brampton as THE single biggest global icon the Flower City has ever produced, I have to say that everything cannot be sunshine and roses all the time.

It literally (not really) pains me to say this as an Iron Maiden fan but this Secret Lair nonsense is just too much.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 1d
As the winner of the “role model of the year” award for 24, 25 and a shoo in for 26, who just happens to be a pillar of the Brampton community (even that dump Castlemore), who just happens to be the most respected name in indie microblogging today, I must say MTG Secret Lair is out of control.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 2d
If I create wealth by starting an entrepreneurial business in Brampton dedicated to indie microblogging, imagine the tax profit I would get running things through my professional microblogging business.

But then I wouldn’t be an INDIE microblogger, now wouid I?

(jealous?)
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 2d
Speaking as a Brampton icon, who just happens to be the most respected indie microblogger to ever come out of the Flower City, who just happens to be globally renowned as THE apex male role model for kids everywhere (by my cousin in Ecuador), I must say only real gangsters break the second string.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 3d
After the SpongeBob Secret Lair disappointment im never getting excited again.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 3d
This thanksgiving, I give thanks for my son.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 3d
I asked my son to please do half the dishes because dad is tired from work. He left me this.

I did nothing to deserve this son. I am a sinner redeemed only through Jesus.

God has blessed me.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 7d
A reminder about CoPilot AI… do not copy and paste.

That is not how I would characterize Islamic Heritage.

And my rewrite…
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 8d
Speaking as a global icon, I must share that my cousin from Ecuador once had a boyfriend that the family nicknamed “El Ajo” (the garlic) because one time my grandmother misheard his name and called him “Gar-leek” (not even close) and nobody corrected her and she certainly was not gonna change.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 8d
It’s true.

I am a literally a hero to children globally.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 8d
Pronounced “jes” not “yes”.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 8d
Her son literally tells me, “ji wishe ji waseh jor sone. ?can joo hadopt mi¿”
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 8d
I’m so famous my cousin from ecuador name drops me to everyone she knows… “mi cousine iz el greatest indie microblogger tu evere come mout de Brangton”
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 8d
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 8d
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 8d
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 8d
As the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton, who just happens to be an “absolute savage” at modelling phonemic segmentation (Cormier’s words not mine), and as someone who consistently (A+) makes ladies swoon at the mere mention of my name, let me say that everyone should copy me.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 14d
They never see her coming… yes I won this game.

Angel of the Dire Hour
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 15d
Nobody cares about the price more than a person from “Castlemore” (literally Brampton).

Sweetheart, if you care about the price this much, it means you aren’t really there yet.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 15d
Castlemore is labelled “upscale” because the driveways of the average house have 17 busted down never serviced “luxury” cars leased through the “business”.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 15d
“So where you from?”

“Castlemore”

“So…Brampton”

“I DID NOT PAY $350000 OVER THE ASKING PRICE TO LIVE IN BRAMPTON I IDENTIFY AS CASTLEMORE YOU WILL RESPECT MY PRONOUNS FROM/CASTLEMORE YOUR WORDS ARE LITERALLY VIOLENCE I AM FILING A LAWSUIT😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡”
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 15d
Dear Castlemore… you still live in Brampton.
You don’t put Castlemore on your mail.
You put Brampton.
I’m sorry you overpaid for your house because Mississauga was too expensive (lol what a dump) and the 25 renters in the basement STILL don’t cover the mortgage.
You are not Bridle Path.
Grow up.