Carlos B. Eaton
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Carlos B. Eaton
@someheifer.bsky.social
We are in the middle of the Bronx, in the middle of the projects, in the middle of the night.

📍Chicago
I can fix him 🥰 😍 💕
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I didn’t realize tr*mp was trying to unseat nancy re*gan as Americas throat goat but like werk I guess
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Him: You better not be Miss Puerto Rico when I get there.

Me:
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
@imaaronrobert.bsky.social and I saw you from across the bar and really love your vibe
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Luvs him being in the epste*n files is not a conspiracy theory

It’d be a conspiracy theory atp to think he’s not 🫠
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Suddenly remembered that I’m getting older
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yall wanna know something messed up and powerful. The night Michael Jackson (and Farrah Fawcett died) I was watching late at night tv and Billy Mays came on and this thought came to me like oh it should’ve been Billy Mays and NOT EVEN A WEEK LATER IT WAS BILLY MAYS.

I felt like god. Don’t fw me.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Are they supposed to “kEeP aMeRiCa SaFe” or fuck around downtown Chicago like annoying ass tourists? Lmao
Border Patrol agents posed at "The Bean" for an apparent photo op after a weekend of clashes in Little Village. blockclubchi.co/4oUHKae
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
IM BEAUTIFUL AND I KNOW IM BEAUTIFUL
Many moons ago @someheifer.bsky.social and I recreated this pic because we worship Crystal! We had just started dating,we still have it framed in our bedroom 🤍
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
john f*tterman don’t be a flop challenge

Oh. Failed again. And again. And one more time even before I could publish this post 😭 🤡
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
She is ugly and she’s old. She deserves the worst in life.
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
H worded up I fear
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Maybe it’s the sugar but like something about frosting (be it chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry) makes me happy
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Lizzie Borden was absolutely guilty of killing her father and stepmother in 1892 AND SHE IS A GAY ICON
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
WOW I WILL NEVER VISIT NYC
WOW I WILL NEVER VISIT LA
WOW I WILL NEVER VISIT CHICAGO

Do you promise? Lol literally all of us would prefer you to stay in your safe space bubble in your podunk backwater. Like that really suits all of us so please do that. Never come here. Yay!
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
sydney sween*y being asked if she wants to denounce white supremacy
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This man couldn’t even pretend to give a shit about someone fainting/having a medical emergency literally right in front of him. You think he cares that you can’t afford your groceries?
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Str*nger Things, which should’ve only been one season, can finally die
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Reposted by Carlos B. Eaton
I see gta6 got delayed. They should like, not announce games. If they won’t be ready. Just don’t give a date. I don’t care about gta at all. But many people looked forward to this one. If they are making a Red Dead Redemption 3. I hope they announce it at a better time. I love both RDR’s
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I am so god damn tired lmao
‘GTA 6’ has once again been delayed.

It is now currently set to release on November 19th, 2026.
November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Nancy Pelosi said “I retire”
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Me as soon as it gets even remotely cold out
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Mayor elect of my dreams
FREE BUSES, FREE CHILD CARE, FREE NIPPLE
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
So if electing any Muslim to public office means “we have forgotten about 9/11” does electing anyone yt mean we’ve forgotten about columbine, sandy hook, parkland, las vegas, the list goes on? Like if we’re gonna politicize people dying let’s politicize people dying
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM