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Hi everyone! As a lot of you know I got laid off recently under bizarre and questionable circumstances (I suspect bigotry), at the time of year where it's hardest to find work and when I had to use most of my salary to pay the water bill, sorry for asking for help again ko-fi.com/seriseri/goa...
BRO I LOGGED INTO MY BANKING APP AND ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
BRO I LOGGED INTO MY BANKING APP AND ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I need new friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I need new friends
It's not even in EUROPE why is it in EUROvision!
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It's not even in EUROPE why is it in EUROvision!
Bro I was on my way to work and Killer Croc just thrashed my whole place, I fucking hate living in Gotham so much
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Bro I was on my way to work and Killer Croc just thrashed my whole place, I fucking hate living in Gotham so much
Top 10 most prophetic and important forgotten Bible verses 👇
"Kiss and bow before the Mozambican, for he is your master, and after Christ, comes Samora Machel"
- Revelations 6:7
"Kiss and bow before the Mozambican, for he is your master, and after Christ, comes Samora Machel"
- Revelations 6:7
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Top 10 most prophetic and important forgotten Bible verses 👇
"Kiss and bow before the Mozambican, for he is your master, and after Christ, comes Samora Machel"
- Revelations 6:7
"Kiss and bow before the Mozambican, for he is your master, and after Christ, comes Samora Machel"
- Revelations 6:7
Few people know this but the first Mozambicans arrived in England 6000 years ago, and built what would later be called "London" (then known as Lundoni), in fact 50% of all major UK cities were founded by Mozambicans, and it is speculated that the royal family is of Mozambican descent, I saw it on TV
December 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Few people know this but the first Mozambicans arrived in England 6000 years ago, and built what would later be called "London" (then known as Lundoni), in fact 50% of all major UK cities were founded by Mozambicans, and it is speculated that the royal family is of Mozambican descent, I saw it on TV
White boy STUNS Portuguese waiter by ordering bacalhau in PERFECT Spanish in a Russian accent
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
White boy STUNS Portuguese waiter by ordering bacalhau in PERFECT Spanish in a Russian accent
If I were. parent I'd probably spoil my kid and take an interest in everything they like and always watch cartoons with them when I can and play toys with them, I would never punish them because I am a kind soul
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If I were. parent I'd probably spoil my kid and take an interest in everything they like and always watch cartoons with them when I can and play toys with them, I would never punish them because I am a kind soul
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MARVEL Cosmic Invasion is currently on EVIL SALE. Deck Playable. ($59.99, highest price ever.) store.steampowered.com/app/2753970/...
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
MARVEL Cosmic Invasion is currently on EVIL SALE. Deck Playable. ($59.99, highest price ever.) store.steampowered.com/app/2753970/...
he might be goated ⁉️
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
he might be goated ⁉️
Randomly remembered that one family who was obsessed with the idea of the world ending in 2012, and bought a bunch of survival gear and "buy now pay later" shit, there are no verifiable reports on what happened after 2012 but it's funny to imagine how they must've felt in December of that year
Growing up in an ex communist third world country didn't do nearly as much to make me slightly prejudiced against Americans than watching the American version of Wife Swap did as a 9 year old
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Randomly remembered that one family who was obsessed with the idea of the world ending in 2012, and bought a bunch of survival gear and "buy now pay later" shit, there are no verifiable reports on what happened after 2012 but it's funny to imagine how they must've felt in December of that year
This activates a negative Pavlovian response within me youtu.be/IgoCc0kGvW8?...
Unstable World (Crazy Gadget) - Sonic Adventure 2 [OST]
YouTube video by DeoxysPrime
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This activates a negative Pavlovian response within me youtu.be/IgoCc0kGvW8?...
Growing up in an ex communist third world country didn't do nearly as much to make me slightly prejudiced against Americans than watching the American version of Wife Swap did as a 9 year old
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Growing up in an ex communist third world country didn't do nearly as much to make me slightly prejudiced against Americans than watching the American version of Wife Swap did as a 9 year old
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my dear friend Rain is being evicted right around Christmas and currently has no place to go.
if you're in the US and might be able to help her, please DM me for her contact details. I don't want her to have to be homeless.
especially when it's this cold out.
if you're in the US and might be able to help her, please DM me for her contact details. I don't want her to have to be homeless.
especially when it's this cold out.
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
my dear friend Rain is being evicted right around Christmas and currently has no place to go.
if you're in the US and might be able to help her, please DM me for her contact details. I don't want her to have to be homeless.
especially when it's this cold out.
if you're in the US and might be able to help her, please DM me for her contact details. I don't want her to have to be homeless.
especially when it's this cold out.
My entire Tiktok For You page is just this shit
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My entire Tiktok For You page is just this shit
4k 60fps
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
4k 60fps
Internet briefly disconnected when I was looking at evidence that the US founding fathers were Somali
a man in a suit and tie is holding a wrestling trophy and making a surprised face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a wrestling trophy and making a surprised face .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Internet briefly disconnected when I was looking at evidence that the US founding fathers were Somali
seri rolls most unsurprising word cloud ever
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
seri rolls most unsurprising word cloud ever
YIIK highkey a good game when you actually play it instead of watching a video essay or reading a tweet misrepresenting the entire game, video games will NEVER be art as a medium because society could not handle YIIK
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
YIIK highkey a good game when you actually play it instead of watching a video essay or reading a tweet misrepresenting the entire game, video games will NEVER be art as a medium because society could not handle YIIK
I wish I developed a British or South African accent instead of an indescribable accent that sounds at the very least distinctly foreign, American to Brits, and European/African to Americans, I am cursed for watching too many American cartoons as a little Seriling
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I wish I developed a British or South African accent instead of an indescribable accent that sounds at the very least distinctly foreign, American to Brits, and European/African to Americans, I am cursed for watching too many American cartoons as a little Seriling
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Hi everyone! As a lot of you know I got laid off recently under bizarre and questionable circumstances (I suspect bigotry), at the time of year where it's hardest to find work and when I had to use most of my salary to pay the water bill, sorry for asking for help again ko-fi.com/seriseri/goa...
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December 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Hi everyone! As a lot of you know I got laid off recently under bizarre and questionable circumstances (I suspect bigotry), at the time of year where it's hardest to find work and when I had to use most of my salary to pay the water bill, sorry for asking for help again ko-fi.com/seriseri/goa...
America between Jan 6 and Biden's inauguration
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
America between Jan 6 and Biden's inauguration
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Oh great. They kicked me out of my local Maoist organization after word got out that I had a 1 minute conversation with a woman. Fuck.
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Oh great. They kicked me out of my local Maoist organization after word got out that I had a 1 minute conversation with a woman. Fuck.
Doujin translations using the term "femboy" for Otokonoko and crossdressing characters feel so odd, like the former to me is a fundamentally different culture, it's like if they translated the term "lolicon" to "diddy blud"
idk i don't peep doujins much these days I just use my imagination
idk i don't peep doujins much these days I just use my imagination
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Doujin translations using the term "femboy" for Otokonoko and crossdressing characters feel so odd, like the former to me is a fundamentally different culture, it's like if they translated the term "lolicon" to "diddy blud"
idk i don't peep doujins much these days I just use my imagination
idk i don't peep doujins much these days I just use my imagination
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still $150 short on rent... please help if u can 🖤
ma request
I hate to ask for money again but I've been having a rough month & between being sick for most of it, recovering from COVID & recent snowstorms keeping me from work I'm still about $200 short on rent. anything helps 🖤
ko-fi.com/mommyswomb
vm/ca: mommywiseau
I hate to ask for money again but I've been having a rough month & between being sick for most of it, recovering from COVID & recent snowstorms keeping me from work I'm still about $200 short on rent. anything helps 🖤
ko-fi.com/mommyswomb
vm/ca: mommywiseau
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December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
still $150 short on rent... please help if u can 🖤