Shanese Monét
banner
solenekais.bsky.social
Shanese Monét
@solenekais.bsky.social
I wear tube socks in the shower and drink tequila with my oatmeal. How ya mama’nem?
Car rides with Avery:

Avery: “See! Work the system. Lie on that resume, get that offer letter! Park in that handicap spot, FUCK THE HANDICAP!”

Me: “Okay, see now you taking it too far. I’m with you when you right but this too much”
December 11, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Reposted by Shanese Monét
@solenekais.bsky.social :” The McRib is back?”

Me: “Big mama yo arm”

I hate this mf bro
December 4, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Right when I was starting to think I looked my age, I went to Total Wine and before the lady even said hello she asked for my damn ID 😅
November 23, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I couldn’t decide
#blacksky
November 21, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Reposted by Shanese Monét
Twitter folk having battle of the sexes

Me on BlueSky
November 20, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Reposted by Shanese Monét
I'm so glad y'all left that crazy stan war stuff on that other app. We are not arguing over celebrities, we are discussing things that matter to the culture 🔥👏🏾 #Blacksky
November 19, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Reposted by Shanese Monét
MAN GONE 🤧🤣🤣
Mfs goto the strip club, leave and be talking about some “man she was feeling all up on me”

Nigga she was doing her job 😂

#blacksky
November 20, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by Shanese Monét
This type love will boost a man’s confidence by 1000% 😭 💜
November 20, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Reposted by Shanese Monét
🤣😭 rightfully so. Them kids will get BULLIED
November 20, 2024 at 7:02 PM
See! I wanted to name my *future* daughters Ethel Jean and Buela Ann but my family and friends DOG WALKED my ass 😓 #BringBackOlLadyNames
No more Eunice or Mildred
November 20, 2024 at 6:16 PM
What was the reason 👀 the people need to know
Im not ready for this shit 😭
November 20, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Random voice notes from my friends >>>> 🫶🏽
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
I’ve never seen Dead Presidents or Juice 🫢🫣
I’ve never seen the Color Purple 😳🫣
I've never seen Soul Food 🫣
November 19, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Reposted by Shanese Monét
Now this is where I draw the line.
Get the popcorn ready right now!
I’ve never seen Waiting to exhale.
I’ve never seen Jason’s Lyric.
November 17, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Reposted by Shanese Monét
Update:

“Man, can we work?” - Usher?

Me:
November 18, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Reposted by Shanese Monét
Great Morning My Sweet Lovers 🤗♥️✨
November 19, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Reposted by Shanese Monét
We happened to EBONY POWER 100 😎

📸: @giannasnapped
November 19, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Do it sis! I bought one last year and it’s beautiful ✨
Y’all know what I really want for Christmas?

A vinyl player. I wanna start building up a collection. And I wanna OWN music again.
November 19, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Reposted by Shanese Monét
Visa stopped posting on X.
Etsy stopped posting on X.
Adobe stopped posting on X.
Android stopped posting on X.
Mastercard stopped posting on X.
McDonald's stopped posting on X.
CVS Pharmacy stopped posting on X.
Walmart stopped posting on X.
Did You?
#cdnpoli #peipoli
November 18, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Reposted by Shanese Monét
Life tip: when someone has headphones in, they’re not looking for a conversation.
November 18, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Hiiii
November 19, 2024 at 6:53 PM