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Luke “Storebought” Thomas Smith
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If selling vapor ware is illegal every girls an incel
Adela Stan Sarah golden Kim Tar diner party formal dress tonight
Asthon Kutcher wants to know Mila too babe put our keys in the bowl radiohead
Adela dude where is either one of my cars
Sorry I’m late Courtney can’t swing the Skittles no gold coin
And they say they are submissive hahahahahhahahahahhahagagaha mogomigagawa
Alexi: not great at karate great at killing you friends STEP. AWAY. FROM THE. ATTACK. SISTER. Will rend your throat unto Ceaser
Marina Village Inn, Q, where the fuck is my luggage gotta stuff another kid in a Rimowa Paige (Alexi) Swedish Intelligence at least it’s not a contradicti friends STEP. AWAY. FROM THE. ATTACK. SISTER. Will rend
Well if you left my one ounce is fifty dollar gold eagle here, someone else has it now pal

Smart, custody what is it, what’s a bit of a coin; a piece of eight you old pirate

Perhaps a sexy eigtht (!) year ol in a Rimowa Paig at least it no ctrlvctrlc it’s not a keyboard Steve it’s a bloop board
Don’t feel left behind Adela we can’t all be Chiharu-Chan take up cards over new years
Well if you left my one ounce is fifty dollar gold eagle here, someone else has it now pal

Smart, custody what is it, what’s a bit of a coin; a piece of eight you old pirate

Perhaps a sexy eigtht (!) year old street walker in a black dress dropped HER Glock bending over to pick it up
Seinfeld was a terrible standup. What is the deeeeal with airline food

I’m titanium xb70 Dayton Club elite bucko, returning the token does not void the contract

amber alert #abductingingridrose
Mine is a tad girthier but we have to start somewhere with Elle Fanning
I’d say it’s not Shakespeare but in fact it as a Romeo & Julietta you won’t want it all at once
Don’t worry Adela your dildo is fine
Gold melts kids

Fun stuff

Make some jewelry
Well positively miracle on 34th st come to Jesus there won’t be a meeting

Money is for closers
Why is he letting an obvious enemy parade him about these streets like he’s never been here before
Never stink of water enough of that in the baptismal font