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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 2h

As a writer it’s important to find specificity in the mundane

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 3h

Title of Show in the AirPods, working through the dissolution of their marriage

Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 3h

I love fall. It’s the only time we get to see gay guys wearing festive scarves and a couple of decorative pins working through personal issues on their little fall walks

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 3h

I love fall. It’s the only time we get to see gay guys wearing festive scarves and a couple of decorative pins working through personal issues on their little fall walks

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 23h

Idk pretend I have something clever to say here

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 1d

It’s so beautiful when a celeb really leans into GayPosting™️ on the internet

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 1d

Measuring out my inorganic arsenic and lead servings for the week

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 2d

I’m actually the same weight I was this time last year it’s just my clothes are fitting me sluttier

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 3d

I am sure this role model guy is a nice person and a good hang but he does remind me of the lead singer from Train

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 4d

Found out yesterday at their wedding that my friends first hooked up at my 21st birthday party. The theme was slutty jungle and slutty jungle cats. According to the timelines given during the speeches, it took place somewhere between 10 and 17 years ago

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 4d

Is this what it was like for swifties last week

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 6d

The only way out is through (followed him)

Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 6d

Just viewed the insta story of a guy who I don’t follow but have been actively stalking within one minute of posting. He has fewer than 2k followers. Oh dear

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 7d

Good morning fam what’s on television

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 7d

Got violently ill after taking three bites of a Pad Thai from a midtown slop cafeteria

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 8d

Babeeee it’s fine do what you’ve gotta do post through it treat yourself post and post and post it’s a crisis you deserve a little post

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 9d

Tbh I imagine you by a dangerously open window in a tall building listening to a Taylor Swift album taking a drag of a cig screaming “why isn’t music FUN anymore”

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 9d

Also to be clear I think this because some of the things I’ve seen written in the last few days… prayers up

Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 9d

Tbh I do think that for gay guys T*ylor discourse has very little to do with the actual music (sometimes good, sometimes bad) and more to do with perceptions of and desire for an earnest queer interpretation of the American Dream

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 9d

Tbh I do think that for gay guys T*ylor discourse has very little to do with the actual music (sometimes good, sometimes bad) and more to do with perceptions of and desire for an earnest queer interpretation of the American Dream

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 9d

Many people talk about angemon and angewomon but few talk about how zudomon is basically just a 40 year old muscle bear wearing a shell and some fur boots

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 10d

This is the correct assessment

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 10d

Gay guys have done the research and determined that sexting is for business hours

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 14d

Nooooo don’t hold all of the horrors of the modern world by urself ur so sexy ahaha

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 14d

Experimenting with the idea of personally being “so back”

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 15d

It’s a chart titled GAY GUYS on the x axis is seems like they have a job and on the y axis is seems like they think about jobs

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Battery operated Digital alarm clock level of tech innovation @sojgly.bsky.social · 17d

The title alone is already a great Modern Love column

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