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Social Moi🇨🇦
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aka Monique. Mama Bear Ally 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Community Cheerleader #Franco #Lebanese heritage. Author-Maddy Whitman Mystery Series. B.Ed. #UAlberta. BEWARE OF BAD PUNS. Elle/She/Her #ALLY #FrAB #Fibromyalgia #yeg Books by Moi: Fowl Play Lucky Ducky https://a.co/d/7UiAtjR
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · Nov 14
Art isn't priceless when you're a sitting duck!

Maddy Whitman is back and she still can't get her ducks in a row.

Book 2 in The Maddy Whitman Mystery Series is now available at Amazon in print & ebook & most online ebook world-wide!

Did you get your copy yet?
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#yeg #reading
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 20h
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Two guys sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 1d
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 2d
If you haven't signed the forever Canadian petition yet, here are some locations where you can go to do so
www.forever-canadian.ca/sign-the-pet...
Forever Canadian Official Campaign Website
Forever Canadian campaign is a grassroots coalition of Canadians aimed at reinforcing Canadian unity. It is a proactive vehicle to secure Alberta's continued place in Canada.
www.forever-canadian.ca
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Lindy G 🦋🔵🦋 @lindygrz.bsky.social · 2d
Lol
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 2d
If you haven't signed the forever Canadian petition yet, here are some locations where you can go to do so
www.forever-canadian.ca/sign-the-pet...
Forever Canadian Official Campaign Website
Forever Canadian campaign is a grassroots coalition of Canadians aimed at reinforcing Canadian unity. It is a proactive vehicle to secure Alberta's continued place in Canada.
www.forever-canadian.ca
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 7d
Today's groaner:

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
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I Scream with Booberries!
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 9d
A potato and a sweet potato were playing on the playground. The sweet potato told the potato, "Hey, I just found out I'm related to you." The potato said, "No, you're not!" and the sweet potato replied
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"Yes, I yam."
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 9d
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Our books are now available in the Bibliotheca Alexandrina! Yes, that's THE Alexandria Library!!! And yes, they are the first to get book 3, Quail's Tale. 🇪🇬❤️
Im as excited as a kid on Christmas morning!
#egypt #booksky #canada
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 10d
Our books are now available in the Bibliotheca Alexandrina! Yes, that's THE Alexandria Library!!! And yes, they are the first to get book 3, Quail's Tale. 🇪🇬❤️
Im as excited as a kid on Christmas morning!
#egypt #booksky #canada
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 10d
Our books are now available in the Bibliotheca Alexandrina! Yes, that's THE Alexandria Library!!! And yes, they are the first to get book 3, Quail's Tale. 🇪🇬❤️
Im as excited as a kid on Christmas morning!
#egypt #booksky #canada
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 13d
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

It was made with 24 carrots.
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 14d
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
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Give me my quarterback.
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 14d
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 15d
"Which side of a turkey has more feathers?"

"The outside."
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 15d
“What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?”

“Drumsticks for everyone!”
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 15d
"What kind of turkey requires ID?"

"Wild Turkey."
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 17d
What pants do ghosts wear?
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BOO jeans.
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 20d
Mon pays d'origine m'appelle
Mon pays d'origine m'appelle
Même dans sa misère je l'aime
C'est là que mon coeur me mène
Le pays de mon père m'appelle
Le pays de ma mère m'appelle
C'est mon héritage, c'est ma joie
Ma bouffée d'oxygène
J'y vais pour me vider la tête.
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 21d
"I read some of the Amelia Earhart files. It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files."
– @DestryBrod
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 20d
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 20d
a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland saying " thank you "
ALT: a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland saying " thank you "
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 20d
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 21d
"I read some of the Amelia Earhart files. It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files."
– @DestryBrod
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 22d
What did the full glass say to the empty glass?

You look drunk.
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Social Moi🇨🇦 @socialmoi.bsky.social · 22d
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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