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Social Moi🇨🇦
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aka Monique. Mama Bear Ally 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Community Cheerleader #Franco #Lebanese heritage. Author-Maddy Whitman Mystery Series. B.Ed. #UAlberta. BEWARE OF BAD PUNS. Elle/She/Her #ALLY #FrAB #Fibromyalgia #yeg Books by Moi: Fowl Play Lucky Ducky https://a.co/d/7UiAtjR
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Art isn't priceless when you're a sitting duck!

Maddy Whitman is back and she still can't get her ducks in a row.

Book 2 in The Maddy Whitman Mystery Series is now available at Amazon in print & ebook & most online ebook world-wide!

Did you get your copy yet?
a.co/d/d6i0QMO
#yeg #reading
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Two guys sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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Today's groaner:

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
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I Scream with Booberries!
A potato and a sweet potato were playing on the playground. The sweet potato told the potato, "Hey, I just found out I'm related to you." The potato said, "No, you're not!" and the sweet potato replied
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"Yes, I yam."
Our books are now available in the Bibliotheca Alexandrina! Yes, that's THE Alexandria Library!!! And yes, they are the first to get book 3, Quail's Tale. 🇪🇬❤️
Im as excited as a kid on Christmas morning!
#egypt #booksky #canada
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Our books are now available in the Bibliotheca Alexandrina! Yes, that's THE Alexandria Library!!! And yes, they are the first to get book 3, Quail's Tale. 🇪🇬❤️
Im as excited as a kid on Christmas morning!
#egypt #booksky #canada
Our books are now available in the Bibliotheca Alexandrina! Yes, that's THE Alexandria Library!!! And yes, they are the first to get book 3, Quail's Tale. 🇪🇬❤️
Im as excited as a kid on Christmas morning!
#egypt #booksky #canada
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

It was made with 24 carrots.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
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Give me my quarterback.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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In case he got a hole in one.
"Which side of a turkey has more feathers?"

"The outside."
“What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?”

“Drumsticks for everyone!”
"What kind of turkey requires ID?"

"Wild Turkey."
What pants do ghosts wear?
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BOO jeans.
Mon pays d'origine m'appelle
Mon pays d'origine m'appelle
Même dans sa misère je l'aime
C'est là que mon coeur me mène
Le pays de mon père m'appelle
Le pays de ma mère m'appelle
C'est mon héritage, c'est ma joie
Ma bouffée d'oxygène
J'y vais pour me vider la tête.
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"I read some of the Amelia Earhart files. It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files."
– @DestryBrod
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"I read some of the Amelia Earhart files. It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files."
– @DestryBrod
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What did the full glass say to the empty glass?

You look drunk.
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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.