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Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 3h

Fortnite is Simpsons now. My kids need Everyone to know.

Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 11h

I'm gonna stop you right there. We're talking about Canada and we're talking about 2025. So do you have any relevant evidence?

Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 12h

Assuming you have any evidence of this ever happening in the past for any party leader? It's just weird that I've never heard anyone else make this argument. Ever.

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Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 13h

You've had 8 days since that tweet to figure it out and we're all waiting for you!

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Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 13h

There's not a chance Hakeem Jeffries is a human being

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Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 13h

Hamilton discourse is so fucking weird to me as a Canadian. We keep our dusty old asshole founders where they belong, history books and garbage cans. You think your first president never told a lie? Our first PM did, many times. We all learn about it, as well as his alcoholism. Stop mythologizing!

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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 3d

translating this in indie terms: each baseball team has 10 johnny marrs and 16 morrisseys but you root for the smiths as a whole

Micah @rincewind.run · 4d

to everyone considering adopting baseball, welcome, it’s a great sport, you’re going to have a wonderful time

an important PSA: do not look up the politics of any baseball player, because they are - with rare exceptions - horrendous

gal fawkes @mel.bzky.team · 4d

fuck it I might actually get into baseball

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Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 14h

I have a Maroon CD somewhere around here

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Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 16h

Hold up, you're telling me.... the bear that was... the bear at the party, yeah... yeah the one that got stabbed and... sprayed??? ... You're saying that bear was a teen?

Screenshot of a Toronto Star headline about a teen bear getting sprayed and stabbed at a party

Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 23h

*world's deepest sigh* back to that hockey team then

Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 23h

Well,

Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

Born Ready, it's fine

Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

That's a real beach ball ass pitch

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Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

Heart's not good. Not built for all this... pounding and whatnot

Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

😎😎😎😎😁😁😁😎😎😎😎😉😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🫠

Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

Cool, no sweat, FUCK, it's fine and I'm normal

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Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

This is a pretty immense moment of sports coming up, and my guts are trying to murder me

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Andrew Kurjata @akurjata.ca · 1d

This person is a hero

Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 1d

For those people whose sportsnet subscription isn't working, if you have prime video just get a free trial of citytv and watch the game from the live channel

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Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

You have got to bee kidding me

Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

7th inning IBS attack

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 1d

In peak 2025 form, all the ads on City TV in Canada are about how how the Blue Jays are Canada’s team, and how we need to strip mine an area called “the ring of fire” in northern Ontario

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Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

OH FUCKIN SHIT FUCK YEAH

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Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

Dedicated to Shohei Ohtani

Screenshot of Apple Music playing She's Lost Control by Joy Division

Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 1d

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Titman Edge @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 2d

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