Kevin Morris
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Way too much Austin FC content. Cautiously engaging in USMNT discourse again.
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If the length of the Austin FC offseason and MLS playoffs have you feeling unstuck in time, it's understandable. Cosmological timeframes can be overwhelming for the human mind. I've been keeping track of things tho. Here's where we're at. More updates to come.

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It has been 10,000 days since Austin FC last played a game and the MLS playoffs still haven’t finished.
Australia is a bad team and they should feel bad.
This ref crew would really fit in at a US Open Cup final.
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I really needed a camera on Richards & D'Agostino after that goal went in.
These guys were more focused on complaining to the ref who should have already given half the team a yellow card.
Australia being too stupid to pay attention after another cheap foul, and then getting scored on, is fucking delicious.
An Aussie player injured our best player on a cynical professional foul 26’ min in. That told you everything you needed to know about how this game was gonna go.
US playing better with an actual playmaker, Pulisic or no.
Some teams are gonna have a really rough final day. It’s just the way things work.
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This also serves as a reminder: If your club hasn’t taken the time to do so yet, this weekend is its last chance to regress to the mean for the season.
Starting to find the proliferation of G+ in every piece of analysis to be a little … frustrating? Annoying? Especially because it is meant, as the author says here, to measure “general impact” writers just toss it in an article and think it stands on its own.

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Starting to find the proliferation of G+ in every piece of analysis to be a little … frustrating? Annoying? Especially because it is meant, as the author says here, to measure “general impact” writers just toss it in an article and think it stands on its own.

www.talkinsoccer.com/the-storylin...
Look when that turkey you’ve been cooking for 5 hours explodes in a dust cloud like a puffball mushroom it is at least ENTERTAINING.
Josh Wolff somehow always entertained me even when he/the team sucked.
Tallest man on the field according to my math.
Nico easily a top two coach in Austin FC history.

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Austin FC has clinched the sixth seed in the Western Conference playoffs.

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Owen Wolff with three header goals this season is fucking hilarious.
I would apologize on behalf of Austin FC for this boring game on Sunday Night Soccer but it’s the league’s own damn fault for playing during an international break.
And yes, that does mean no rain ever again. I’m sorry I just call things I see them.
I have come to the conclusion there will never be clouds in Austin again.
I notice I too engage more positively on here and am less of an annoyance to popular posters who I regularly have significant soccer disagreements with
At about 70% of my Twitter followers after a year on Bluesky exclusively.

Engagement on my posts is roughly equivalent even with fewer followers …EXCEPT for the absence of reply guys. Bluesky is not full of dudes who follow you just so they can disagree and argue on every post you make.
Here’s how I tried to do it at the start of the season—just looking at roster additions and subtractions. Biggest miss was Vancouver. I still think Austin is correct. We did do the most in the offseason to improve the team. We’re close to the best season outside of 2022.

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A more mobile friendly, updated version of my offseason tracker. More arrows up = more good. More down = more bad. Hyphen = means more or less flat. But that's not necessarily bad, especially for LAFC, who had 1.88PPG last season.
I’m not saying anything should be laminated here I’m just saying f that it’s always good to remember that no one actually knows what they’re talking about in this league.
It’s extremely common for MLS teams to play horribly after a 3 days rest on a big mid week game. I applaud Nico for going for it… but he probably should have just rotated and parked the bus rather than play the starters.