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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 1h

need to get pregnant

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 2h

im getting back into overnight oats

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 6h

my p***y sweat smells insane right now because i was both sweating and jerking off all day since it was a slow work day

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 9h

me when im crashing out mentally and hear my tamagotchi cry out

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 10h

el condor pasa please lock in

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 11h

i need to create an internal foodie club where we discuss recipes we made, cool restaurants we tried and review instant ramen/tv dinners

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 11h

maruchan gold spicy tonkotsu. good but i def like the miso/soy sauce better

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 14h

add meh

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 1d

i keep savings all these dessert recipes for when I want to stress bake but idk who to share the results with. i need to befriend homeless

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 1d

despite me acting tough all the time im sadly way too nice to people who just abuse my kindness and eagerness to please and use me for free shit. i need to be protected from my own god damn self.

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 1d

one of my bedbugs ate my pussy

snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 1d

wow are you me… new female friend detected

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 1d

bro I am on a high dose of SNRIs and birth control pills how am i this horny and soaking

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snotty🐾👽 @snotty.bsky.social · 1d

i need to get a switch 2 before kirby air riders... sigh

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